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Nickname CJ_Parker
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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
Total Comments 2006 (Senior)
User ID 24408
 
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 NDA Ends
18. Re: PlanetSide 2 NDA Ends Sep 1, 2012, 02:05 CJ_Parker
 
Sepharo wrote on Aug 31, 2012, 23:31:
Just played for a few hours. I mostly played heavy assault and MAX but I briefly played every class and hopped in most of the vehicles. The UI is a bit overwhelming at first but I'm picking it up. Also I've got a bunch of points to spend on various upgrades but I can't decide where to use them. It's definitely something where I worry about wasting them and instead (probably more damaging) don't spend any at all.

^ = the very definition of a complete and utter n00b who should be playing Barbie Adventures instead of r3aL gamez liek PS2 BAHAHAAA

 
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News Comments > The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire Announced
29. Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire Announced Aug 28, 2012, 17:50 CJ_Parker
 
Tanto Edge wrote on Aug 28, 2012, 16:08:
Gawrsh, it sure wud be niiice if thum thurrsixty playurs could do whut we do.

Dude. You really shouldn't speak with ya mouth full ya know?!

 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
2. Re: Morning Consolidation Aug 24, 2012, 17:00 CJ_Parker
 
Cutter wrote on Aug 24, 2012, 13:58:
I can buy a brand new laptop for 350, but MS thinks a 7 year old PC should still sell for $250? Lulz!

More like Lulz! @ retarded apple vs oranges comparison

 
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News Comments > More on New Black Isle
7. Re: More on New Black Isle Aug 23, 2012, 11:02 CJ_Parker
 
Yeah. Rape that corpse even harder, Herve. You know you want to.


Sheesh. What an epic asshole...
 
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News Comments > Guild Wars 2 Launch Schedule and Client Downloads
7. Re: Guild Wars 2 Launch Schedule and Client Downloads Aug 23, 2012, 11:00 CJ_Parker
 
InBlack wrote on Aug 23, 2012, 10:43:
I have never played GW1. I hate WoW (and most other mmos) with a passion. I got burned by Age of Conan. I really liked EvE but never had the time to play it. I love Diablo1 & 2 & I still havent decided about 3.

Will I like GW2?

I really hate the sea and getting wet. I've tried surfing, kiting and jet-skiing.

Will I like sailing?

Or am I retarded?

O RLY?

 
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News Comments > Ubisoft: PC Piracy Rate 93-95%
139. Re: Ubisoft: PC Piracy Rate 93-95% Aug 23, 2012, 10:43 CJ_Parker
 
InBlack wrote on Aug 23, 2012, 07:44:
Oh really? You work in the gaming industry. The one Yves works in. His numbers look about right?? Care to elaborate? Maybe pull a number out of your ass??

O rly? How about you set a shining example then and go right ahead and pull a number out of your ass that proves Yves and the dude you replied to wrong. Oh. Aw. You mean you can't? Well, then... how about you shut the fuck up and let the actual insiders do the talking and the numbers out of ass pulling? kthxbye. Moron.

 
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News Comments > Ubisoft: PC Piracy Rate 93-95%
14. removed Aug 22, 2012, 10:55 CJ_Parker
 
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This comment was deleted on Aug 22, 2012, 13:29.
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Screenshots
11. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Screenshots Aug 20, 2012, 12:04 CJ_Parker
 
phuck phacebook  
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News Comments > Divinity Prototypes Missing; Reward Offered
16. Re: Divinity Prototypes Missing; Reward Offered Aug 16, 2012, 18:55 CJ_Parker
 
Cutter wrote on Aug 16, 2012, 01:58:
There are plenty of places between the office and the convention floor where it can get ripped off. Nothing conspiratorial about it, it happens often.

Yeah. It might happen often. To epic dumbfucks, that is. In the age of e.g. BitLocker encryption it is as easy as removing the USB stick with the encryption key (the TPM) to render a PC completely unusable unless you are in possession of the USB stick where the key is stored.
It is an inexpensive and very secure method of protecting your PC from unauthorized access.
If Larian Studios has not taken even the most basic and simple precautions then I have zero sympathy for any negative consequences this theft might have. You'd have to be insanely stupid to "protect" demo PCs with only a Windows or BIOS password.
If they have encrypted shit properly, however, then there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

 
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News Comments > Remember Me Announced
15. Re: Remember Me Announced Aug 15, 2012, 05:46 CJ_Parker
 
Remember me? Nope. You look forgettable.

/witty mode
 
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News Comments > Star Trek: Infinite Space Cancelled
9. Re: Star Trek: Infinite Space Cancelled Aug 8, 2012, 17:11 CJ_Parker
 
lol@phail  
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News Comments > EA and Take-Two Financials
25. Re: EA and Take-Two Financials Aug 1, 2012, 13:21 CJ_Parker
 
nin wrote on Aug 1, 2012, 10:12:
/ROFL

Thanks for making my morning!

I'm guessing that would mean 700-800K, but even that is being generous...

If they "confess" that it is less than a million and only "well over 500K" then I'm sure it's somewhere between 500K and 600K. If it would be over 600K, 700K, 800K or even 900K then they wouldn't have said "well over 500K" but they would have referred to the nearest full 100K to make themselves look better. They didn't so it's almost guaranteed that it's less than 600K.

 
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 Trailer
20. Re: PlanetSide 2 Trailer Jul 26, 2012, 18:41 CJ_Parker
 
DarkCntry wrote on Jul 26, 2012, 18:19:
Either that or you're really one screwed up person.

It is in fact the latter. Trust me on that!

 
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 Trailer
16. Re: PlanetSide 2 Trailer Jul 26, 2012, 18:01 CJ_Parker
 
Cutter wrote on Jul 26, 2012, 17:22:
[sarcasm]You mean this isn't actual gameplay? Gosh! I feel so abused and lied to![/sarcasm]

You trolls can fuckoff, take your ball home and don't come back. We're going to enjoy the hell out of this and the thought of you sitting around sulking while we have fun only adds to it.

Welp, once the first post about serious launch issues or another Sony network database breach goes up on Blue's, I'm gonna unzip and jack off like a bunny on crack while imagining your stoned, stupid little face while you're sitting in the dump inside your trailer home, crying real tears of mega frustration over how you can't play.
Mark my words. Knowing SOE, I'll get to jack off until my weeny turns purple!

 
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News Comments > PlanetSide 2 Trailer
11. Re: PlanetSide 2 Trailer Jul 26, 2012, 15:13 CJ_Parker
 
Cutter wrote on Jul 26, 2012, 12:00:
That was fucking awesome! That's one of the best game trailers of all time. PS2 is going to be an insane amount of fun.

SOE hype victim count +1

Seriously, anyone who isn't a complete and utter n00b should know by now that SOE is extremely skilled at creating pretty hype material but also extremely amateurish when it comes to the execution of said material into actual gameplay. That is if the trailer material makes it into the game at all. Not even that is guaranteed with SOE.
Extreme caution is not only recommended but mandatory with these slime balls.

 
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News Comments > Quoteworthy - "Windows 8 is a Catastrophe" - Gabe Newell
47. Re: Quoteworthy - Jul 25, 2012, 19:25 CJ_Parker
 
Muscular Beaver wrote on Jul 25, 2012, 19:16:
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*cough*
Well, there's system admins with skill like that horror guy and then there's Beavers and Prezels...

 
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News Comments > Quoteworthy - "Windows 8 is a Catastrophe" - Gabe Newell
42. Re: Quoteworthy - Jul 25, 2012, 19:13 CJ_Parker
 
Prez wrote on Jul 25, 2012, 18:47:
I'm sorry but that is just not true. I got more blue screens in any week I ran Windows ME than I did in a year of using Win 98. ME was terrible compared to Win98; I don't even see how that's arguable.

Just because you lack the skill to set up a stable system does not mean ME stability was a global issue.
My personal experience with ME was nearly flawless. I remember System Restore eating up resources like a starved piranha with a bleeding pig nearby but once that was turned off ME was a pleasure to play and work with.
I had much less BSODs with ME than with 95A/B/98/98SE.
Another neat improvement of ME (thanks to some of Win2K's kernel getting ported over and less 16-bit legacy crap than in Win 9x) was that you didn't have to reboot at least once every few hours to have a stable system.
Win 98 was horrible in that regard. If you multitasked just a little then it was only a matter of when the system would crash and not if. Memory management was abysmal. If you were a "power user" then it was also guaranteed that you had to reinstall Win 98 at least once a year or so due to the registry becoming wonky beyond a certain age or usage.
Win ME on the other hand was the first consumer Windows OS that at least somewhat resembled the reliability, stability and up-time that was normally to be found in enterprise environments at that time.

Needless to say that XP was another major improvement over the Win 9x era but I fully agree with that other dude in that ME is getting tons of undeserved bashing (and I'd bet real money that the most vocal negativity is coming from people who have never even had ME installed).

 
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News Comments > Wasteland 2 Screenshot
17. Re: Wasteland 2 Screenshot Jul 20, 2012, 18:47 CJ_Parker
 
El Pit wrote on Jul 20, 2012, 18:39:
CJ_Parker wrote on Jul 20, 2012, 18:31:
[ ] I am a troll
[ ] I clearly show where my parents failed
[ ] My behavior would even put a gorilla to shame
[x] All of the above


Passed. A+. Congratulations!

Failed due to plagiarism. F-. Congrats - NOT! Now back to your room and weep into your pink teddy bear. Then try again. n00b.

 
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News Comments > Steam Summer Sale Day Nine
19. Re: Steam Summer Sale Day Nine Jul 20, 2012, 18:44 CJ_Parker
 
lol@"bank screw up" --> You guys either need to dump your expensive girlfriends or get jobs where you actually get paid el dinero and los dolares and shit.

"Bank screw up". BAHAHA. maJ0r LULZ. What a dumb excuse. It's almost like "Look, honey, Sally was just trying on that new dress when I came out of the shower, tripped over the carpet and accidentally landed on top of her. Honestly. I swear. I wouldn't lie to you, honey, now would I?"...

 
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News Comments > Wasteland 2 Screenshot
14. Re: Wasteland 2 Screenshot Jul 20, 2012, 18:31 CJ_Parker
 
El Pit wrote on Jul 20, 2012, 16:55:
Looks like Spellbound's "Desperados", released back in 2001.

[ ] You understand what Kickstarter is about
[ ] You have realistic expectations
[ ] You have a brain
[x] None of the above

Heya! Bing-fucking-o!

 
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