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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Codemasters Announcement Coming
13. Re: Yet another subpar MMO? Jan 15, 2008, 09:03 CJ_Parker
Codemasters MMOs dont have the most stellar track record, and in fact they had very little to do with LOTRO.

That Big Mickey Mouse dude is prolly from Europe where Codemasters is the publisher for LOTRO. So they do have quite a lot to do with LOTRO actually but all the high level decisions that really matter are, of course, made by Turbine (and Vivendi, was it?) so that Codemasters can indeed not be credited for the game's success in any way. I would agree with the impression that at least the MMO division of Codemasters are a bunch of zero skill faggots. All they have ever pumped out are cheap, crappy, lame, low budget Asian MMOs that went from subs-based to free in no time due to zero consumer interest. They suck. A lot.
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News Comments > Sunday Tech Bits
10. Re: The Crysis Hardware Experiment. Jan 14, 2008, 06:03 CJ_Parker
256mb cards worthless? Not according to my ATI 3850. It was a WONDERFUL card for its money. Sure I dont run AA but since I run at native on my LCD monitor then it isnt too much of a problem. I turn shadows off and run at medium/custom settings.

looking good so far

You, Sir, are a sick, sick man with no taste whatsoever. Or you just need a new pair of glasses or something... how the fuck would I know?
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News Comments > Sunday Tech Bits
7. Re: No subject Dec 24, 2007, 12:59 CJ_Parker
You make this sound like a good thing CJ. That the gap is negligible now. When you release a new product like Vista, it should never be a step back.

Microsoft screwed the pooch on this release. "Check out this great new OS. To get DX 10 you NEED it! And we have a new feature, games for windows. Its the greatest." One year later its performance compared to XP is negligible?

No thanks.

Dude, I generally agree with that but...

1) It isn't exactly Mickeysoft's fault that ATI and nVidia (especially the latter) took so long to get their shit together.

2) Even if Vista outperformed XP by +20% or +50% or *gaaasp* a whooping +5616514% it wouldn't even fucking matter because for the most part consoles are setting the pace for how well games can and may perform. And for the small number of PC exclusives PC hardware is the limit. What I'm trying to say is that it is not exactly right to expect of an OS to be a performance booster. It's just the OS after all. The performance in games (strictly on OS level) did not improve from Win 95 to 98 to 2K/XP either. It's always the peripheral stuff like hardware, drivers and DirectX versions etc that's setting the pace. Right now one of the big problems is that *genuine* DirectX 10 features are way ahead of their time. The hardware to run *real* DirectX 10 stuff at reasonable framerates just isn't available yet.

All of this will only change when the next gen consoles (X360/PS3/Wii successors with easy portability from console to DirectX 10.x/11.x PC) are released. Right now we're stuck with DirectX 9 due to the console - PC relationship. That's why no one has even begun to take advantage of the potential of DirectX 10. And why would devs/publishers bother anyway? The PC market is pretty much negligible compared to consoles.
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News Comments > Sunday Tech Bits
4. Re: Nothing wrong with Vista's performan Dec 24, 2007, 08:23 CJ_Parker
Is this really all down to drivers?

It would seem so. Look at the scores. XP only performs much better when no Anti-Aliasing (AA) is involved. As soon as AA is turned on, the difference becomes totally negligible or Vista outperforms XP even (NFSPS). That reeks of a driver issue of some sort. It would have been interesting to see ATI scores next to these. ATI may have the shittier hardware at the moment but their Vista drivers have been quite a bit better than nVidia's crap from day one of Vista. There are enough benchmarks of ATI vs nVidia on a Vista machine to be found on the web though. Just check it out. The former performance lead of XP has become totally insignificant due to better drivers. It's actually been like that for a few months already.
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News Comments > Galactic Command: Echo Squad SE Announced
8. Re: Whoa!!! First Dec 17, 2007, 15:05 CJ_Parker
Someone forget to spray this forum down with Dork Off?

Nope. But someone obviously forgot to flush you down the toilet you fucking st00pid stinky turd!
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News Comments > Canadian Forces: Direct Action SWAT 4 Mod
5. Re: No subject Dec 11, 2007, 07:44 CJ_Parker
Word is this really is just a training tool and is as much fun as going to the dentist.

Dude, going to the dentist can be a fucking HELLUVA lot of fun. That is if your dentist has the same huge-titted assistants that mine has. Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaa...
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News Comments > Randy Pitchford on Unreal Engine & MoH
10. Re: No subject Nov 29, 2007, 14:27 CJ_Parker
Randy's right. The gaming industry is the bottom barrel for coders anyway. Let's face it: If you had any level of real talent would you rather work in a cubicle at EA 24/7 for $3K/month or would you rather work in a cubicle at GM or Microsoft or Boeing from 9-5 for $8K/month? Yeah. Tough choice. There's a reason why game devs aren't getting paid overly well. It's because their jobs and programming tasks are comparatively simple. Anyone with real talent just doesn't work in gaming (with very few exceptions like self-employed John Carmack but we're talking entry/mid level programming positions here anyway, not lead positions). And please spare me the idealist bullshit. The number of game programmers with real talent who just do it cause they love it must be completely negligible.  
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News Comments > Leisure Suit Larry to Return?
7. Re: No subject Nov 28, 2007, 14:02 CJ_Parker
Please make the fucker XXX rated this time. With lotsa bewbz'n'clitz. That is all. kthx.  
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News Comments > EU Ships Ahoy - SunAge
5. Re: Dag Nov 21, 2007, 14:56 CJ_Parker
Amazon has it for pre-order for $29.99, that says budget title to me.

Hear, hear... Sherlock Holmes hath spoken!!!
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News Comments > Dungeon Lords Add-on & Sequel Announced
10. Re: No subject Nov 21, 2007, 09:18 CJ_Parker
Anyone who is retarded enuff to buy a sequel to this uber piece of shit asshole game needs to see a vet that can put them to rest for good.... or at the very least cut their sperm pipes so they can't have more retarded offspring. Seriously.  
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News Comments > Wednesday Game Reviews
4. Re: Crysis IGN.AU Review Nov 14, 2007, 18:57 CJ_Parker
wtf? wouldnt dropping that ambitious res down be the first change to make?

Of course it wouldn't be the first change because changing from the native res to a lower res usually leads to a completely unacceptable loss of image quality. Or to put it blunt: You get some real fucked up pixel puke soup from turning down the res. This has only been a well known fact for the past five years or however long it's been now that LCDs have become affordable and popular. Where ya been? Under a rock? Jail? Or are you just a clueless dumbass by nature?
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News Comments > ATARI Ceases Game Development
11. Re: No subject Nov 14, 2007, 05:02 CJ_Parker
Hey, Infogrames has a tradition of ruining names to uphold. They didn't just start out ruining a classic gamesmaker like Atari...

Wow, you're clueless and retarded. Atari had been looong dead before Infogrames picked up the brand from Hasbro. Atari had a loser image so no one really wanted to touch the brand until Infogrames came along and got their paws on the name by means of acquiring Hasbro Interactive. Infogrames subsequently replaced the Infogrames brand with the Atari brand (what was basically a simple renaming of the games division). Please get a clue before puking out more bullshit. kthx.
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News Comments > Hellgate Asian Character Wipe
74. Re: Biggest flop since Daikatana Nov 11, 2007, 18:52 CJ_Parker
This was not supposed to be "just another game." This was to be an event.

Completely disagree with you there, Prez. Anyone with half-open eyes could easily tell from the trailers and screens that Hellgate was gonna suck major ass. It was right there, plain to see for everyone. It's just that a lotta people totally ignored the obvious for some weird reason. Honestly, I never understood where this "hype" was coming from in the first place. Must have been coming from tards who never even looked at a single screenshot or video. Everything always pointed to this game sucking all along the entire development cycle and I told y'all so, too. But then people just said "STFU CJ u have no cloo cuz bill roper is teh maaaannnn!!!111". Yeah. Some real man he is, you tards.
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News Comments > Hellgate Asian Character Wipe
71. Re: Biggest flop since Daikatana Nov 11, 2007, 16:56 CJ_Parker
While I'm not a big enough asshole to correct your grammar and spelling mistakes...

But I am. CJ "big enough asshole" Parker at your service, Mr. Belzabub. You need to change "...there just jealous becaus there mommy..." to "...they're just jealous because their mommy...".
There are more mistakes in your class A retarded post but why should I bother explaining all this shit to a guy who if he accidentally swallowed a fly would have more brains in his tummy than in his head?
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News Comments > Crysis Preloads, Early Unlock?
16. Re: Meh Nov 10, 2007, 05:01 CJ_Parker
Well, I *did* do the digital download, and after it was finished, the EA download manager said "preloaded - releasing in 4 days, 14 hours" .....

Damn - - I wanted to play Crysis all weekend.

HAHAHAHAHA looooool you utter dumbfuck, dude! Why the hell do you think it is called pre-loading? Hmmm? Weeeelll? Why? The audience is listening... come on, speak up... no clue, huh? Doesn't P-R-E ring a bell? P to the R to the E? Know what that means? Here's a clue: Premature ejaculation (that's when teenage boys like yourself can't hold their fire for long, ya know?) has the same "pre" in it. Get it now? Could "pre" have something to do with "before" or "early"? Weeeellll could it? HAHAHAHA you dumbass... YES, IT COULD!!!
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News Comments > General British Interview
11. Re: No subject Nov 4, 2007, 13:14 CJ_Parker
Dude. Careful there with the name-calling or I'm a gunnah dick-slap the living fuckola out of you!  
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News Comments > General British Interview
8. Re: No subject Nov 4, 2007, 09:34 CJ_Parker
...written by Richard Garriott (or whatever rank he is giving himself now)

So when did "Richard" become a rank then? Hint: It didn't. It's his first name, not a rank. You dumbass. Jeez...
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
7. Re: Fuck Blockbuster Nov 3, 2007, 06:54 CJ_Parker
She asked if there was anything else they could do to get my return business.

I asked her if she had ever heard of an apology? Then hung the fuck up.

Dude, you dumbass. Here's the perfect opportunity to ask for a blowjob or a tittyfuck and what do you do? Ask for an apology? Are you retarded? Or gay? Or both? Jesus Harold Christ, man... u r teh dumbfuXX LOL
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - The Command & Conquer Saga
9. Re: No subject Nov 1, 2007, 17:05 CJ_Parker
All i see are these fat bastards in suits laughing it up with cigars in their fat stubby fingers milking casual gamers for all their worth.

And all I see is a lonely fat bastard with cum stains on his T-shirt being grumpy with a crack pipe in his fat sticky (from cum and Hershey bars) fingers typing crap into his keyboard. Oh the irony. The bitter sweet irony .
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News Comments > Empire Earth III Demo
7. Re: No subject Nov 1, 2007, 16:52 CJ_Parker
RTSes are generally portrayed as more grown-up games, so when will they grow up themselves?

Dude, good point. Like me, they probably never will though... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ASSHOLE... NEVER I SAY, NEVAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111

Ummm. Yeah.
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