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Nickname CJ_Parker
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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Left 4 Dead Retail Sales
15. Re: Left 4 Dead Retail Sales Mar 27, 2009, 12:28 CJ_Parker
 
On console the game is easier, it doesn't get as hectic and personally you cannot aim as fast so...

You got that right, kid. You can't. But I can.

 
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News Comments > Blizzard's Fifth Project
8. Re: Same old IP's? Mar 27, 2009, 12:16 CJ_Parker
 
Blizzard have yet to publish a "bad" game, but why not complete the games in production before starting another project?

I'll tell ya why, kid. Look. When you go to the candy store around the corner to buy candy from Willy, then most of the time there's just Willy there in the shop, right?
But, you know, there are other stores out there -or companies rather- that have, like, a lot of Willies, you know? And all of these Willies do not necessarily have to sell the same candy or work on the same project either, understand? It's called a "team" when a lot of Willies are working on project A and a lot of other Willies are working on project B. Get it?

So we have a team A and a team B. And you know what, it gets even better. Sometimes the Willies on team A have totally different skills from the Willies on team B so you couldn't just merge the teams and have everyone work on either project A or project B all willy-nilly but, you know, it actually makes some real sense sometimes to keep the teams separated and to have them working on different stuff.

And here's another kicker, kid: Sometimes the teams aren't even physically in the same location. How wicked is that huh? Not only do we have a lot of Willies but they don't even all work at the same candy store. Sounds crazy, I know, but sometimes they just do crazy shit like that in the business world. Krrrraaaaahhhhhzzzzeee, I tells ya.

And now if you're a good boy, hey, maybe I'll show you my Willy some time...

 
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News Comments > Deus Ex 3 More Like DX1
19. Re: Deus Ex 3 More Like DX1 Mar 26, 2009, 22:50 CJ_Parker
 
It's a game design decision, not a technical decision.

Yup. Of course. Silly me assuming that the amount of available system memory -which incidentally just might have gone up in the past eight years by a few megs here and there- might have something to do with the size of levels.
Or my poor memory that somehow reminds me of getting a loading screen (and a long one at that) every other street corner in the original Deus Ex (one of the few flaws of the game actually).

Dude, please. At least TRY to think shit through the next time. Gosh...

 
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News Comments > Deus Ex 3 More Like DX1
9. Re: Deus Ex 3 More Like DX1 Mar 26, 2009, 19:12 CJ_Parker
 
He also says their environments will be larger than Deus Ex 2: "think Hong Kong in Deus Ex 1."

Nope. I'm not thinking "Hong Kong in Deus Ex 1", Monsieur. I'm thinking HOW can you possibly be fucking RETARDED enough to be PROUD of making your levels the SAME fucking size as a fucking EIGHT YEAR OLD game?!?

This is the ultimate proof that eating frogs is detrimental to one's mental health. Here, have another one Jean Francois but please leave Deus Ex the fuck alone, you cretin. kmercibeaucoup

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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - The Pitt
20. Re: Ships Ahoy - The Pitt Mar 24, 2009, 20:31 CJ_Parker
 
Oh look it's Crapman Parker...

Aaaahhhh yousa want da suck-y suck-y yeeeeesss??? Do youuuu?? Yeeeesss?

 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - The Pitt
6. Re: Ships Ahoy - The Pitt Mar 24, 2009, 17:00 CJ_Parker
 
Actually Bethesda has posted a message including a fairly detailed explanation about the issues with The Pitt but after all pretending Bethesda fucked up is always much better than bothering with facts and reality:

We are continuing to look into the issues people are experiencing with The Pitt for Xbox 360. As of now it looks like the file for the English version on Xbox Live was somehow corrupted. We are currently working with Microsoft to remove the existing file off of Live to prevent any further downloads. Our plan is to replace it with a new file as soon as possible. We hope to have another update for you shortly.

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=970028

 
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News Comments > Wolfenstein Trailer
8. Re: Wolfenstein Trailer Mar 21, 2009, 15:19 CJ_Parker
 
Dumbasses might want to look up the meaning of "occult" some time. Occult includes that something is hidden, secretive, out of one's plain view. But here? You got zombie Nazis, all sorts of weird creatures, weird weapons and weird shit flying in your face by the shit-ton every few nanoseconds. WTF?
Why ruin the Wolfenstein experience like we had in RtCW? In that game there was a pretty perfect, gradual increase in weird and "occult" stuff the further you got into the game but here it looks like they are going to drop us off right in the middle of the final boss fight from the beginning. Lame...

 
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News Comments > Bounty Hunter on The Old Republic
14. Re: Bounty Hunter on The Old Republic Mar 16, 2009, 19:33 CJ_Parker
 
Word from designer James Ohlen is "many other classes" are in development.

Great idea, Ohlen. Because having "many classes" worked out so well for Star Wars Galaxies. Good thinking. Keep it up!

 
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News Comments > Watchmen Ships, Demo
8. Re: Watchmen Ships, Demo Mar 5, 2009, 11:02 CJ_Parker
 
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News Comments > Watchmen Ships, Demo
6. Re: Watchmen Ships, Demo Mar 5, 2009, 10:09 CJ_Parker
 
Not at all, just certain peoples opinions have some value. Not yours obviously, but you know, other peoples. I can't imagine anyone, ever, that would value anything you have to say though. Thanks for chiming in though, scooter. Now go away, kthnx.

Not going anywhere, kthx. So you're basically admitting that you first need to ask the "kewl" gang whether it is OK to spend your money on a game that you even played the demo of? Talk about retarded but I guess that's what you kids are like these days. Too dumb even to buy a game on your own without someone holding your hand while you're forking over the cash.
You know this is some fascinating shit. You always just hear about this whole degeneration of today's youth in the media but you rarely meet a degenerated live specimen. Thanks for making it happen, Cutter and Techie. Bumping into this thread was like a safari trip for me.

 
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News Comments > Watchmen Ships, Demo
3. Re: Watchmen Ships, Demo Mar 5, 2009, 06:14 CJ_Parker
 
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News Comments > Game Release Dates Spreading?
31. Re: Game Release Dates Spreading? Feb 26, 2009, 09:12 CJ_Parker
 
Uh, suck my left nut, CJ.

I don't do half-assed shit. I want the whole hairy nutsack.

The word is the game is done as is.

Whose word exactly? Someone from high up the chain of command who would have real good insight as far as the status of the whole project is concerned? Or are we talking about the "word" of some dumbass tinfoil hat wearing nerd brigade who smell a conspiracy theory any time EA decides on anything?

It's only being held back for a simultaneous release.

Stop being a parrot of the tards who believe unconfirmed stupid shit like that.

They don't need more time for polish, nor will it be used for such, but for working on the console releases.

Yeah, of course. They have frozen the PC gold master in carbonite so it can't be touched until the console versions are finished. Ho-hummm.

Shit, they've only been working on it for 5 or so ears +/-. This flys in the face of their bullshit statement.

Err... what exactly flies in whose face and ears? Are you on drugs? Could we at least try to make sense?

But if you want to whore for EA it's your sphincter, not mine.

Sorry to disappoint you but I don't do the passive part. However, if you want to get a taste of my fucking skillz dial 1-800-CJS-COCK-IS-DA-MONSTAH .

Just don't bitch when you're forced to take it without lube as they always like to deliver it. Because if you think they'll spend an iota more of time on the PC version getting right than they will on the console versions you're high, very high on the marijuana.

Yeah right. Feel free to provide a link to a credible, veritable, and reputable source from inside EA/BioWare that confirms the stupid crap that you are claiming.
As for bitching, you and your anti-corporate commie bros would be the first and loudest to bitch and moan if they released the game in March as originally planned and if it had even a single bug like a minor spelling error. You'd be all over EA and BioWare and how Bio sold out and how EA is this evil corporate asshole company and all that useless shit and drama. Yawn. People like you who live inside their paranoid pipe dream worlds bore me.

 
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News Comments > Game Release Dates Spreading?
29. Re: Game Release Dates Spreading? Feb 26, 2009, 04:23 CJ_Parker
 
Ok, so where's Age of Dargons? Douchebags.

OK, so where's your brain? Douchebag.

Seriously, would you really prefer being abused as a PC beta tester for the console versions? I know I wouldn't. I'm glad they pushed it back. The additional time can only do the game good. It will be a richer, more polished experience with another six (or even more) months of dev time and testing. It's all good.

 
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News Comments > NVIDIA Reference Drivers
22. Re: NVIDIA Reference Drivers Feb 23, 2009, 12:52 CJ_Parker
 
Do you have to remove or uninstall the old drivers before installing this new one? That is such a pain, it rearranges all of my desktop icons. They should fix that (having to remove the old one first, I mean).

No, you don't. I haven't removed or uninstalled any old nVidia drivers in years. I always just install the latest driver over the existing version. Never had a problem with that method for the last few years.
This used to be an issue a long, long time ago when nVidia was still in an experimental phase and when they did all sorts of crazy shit from one driver revision to another but the driver software and installer has improved to the point where any sort of removal or uninstall is simply no longer necessary.

 
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News Comments > Alice Sequel
5. Re: Alice Sequel Feb 19, 2009, 20:24 CJ_Parker
 
I enjoyed the original too, but one of the things that made it so great was that it was original. But I guess that's too much to ask from EA this decade.

The original was published by EA. This decade. And you, Sir, are a clueless fucktard. kthxbai...

 
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News Comments > Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods Patch
6. Re: Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods Patch Feb 14, 2009, 08:47 CJ_Parker
 
Piranha Bytes had nothing to do with this

Well, not quite true. Of course they didn't do any direct development work on FG but these poor Indian saps (let's light some candles and shed a couple tears here) had to work with the fucked up piece of shit amateur engine that PB developed for G3 so there is definitely still some level of guilt and blame on PB's side.

 
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News Comments > Aliens Games Getting New Devs?
16. Re: Aliens Games Getting New Devs? Feb 14, 2009, 08:25 CJ_Parker
 
It is greatly satisfying to finally see Obsidian's lack of talent bite them in the ass .

 
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News Comments > Evening Previews
3. Re: Evening Previews Feb 4, 2009, 15:01 CJ_Parker
 
I hope everyone else does too.

I sure will. What a retarded piece of shit, cock-sucking, motherfucking asshole dickhead wanker!

 
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News Comments > DirectX 11 Preview
7. Re: DirectX 11 Preview Feb 1, 2009, 14:32 CJ_Parker
 
It seems counter-intuitive that having DX10 only on Vista would hurt Vista, but it did. With Vista, Microsoft forgot that Windows was always about running old apps in a better OS. Instead it became focused on non-existant apps in a slower and more annoying OS.

Microsoft didn't forget anything. They just don't and didn't give a shit. They want gamers to buy a 360. It's that simple.
Making DirectX 10 Vista-exclusive was just a marketing gag. They knew that no one (on the development/publishing side) would give a fuck as long as consoles are still DirectX 9.
And no one will give a fuck about DirectX 11 either until the next generation of consoles is here in 2011/2012. Only then will we finally see some real progress in PC gaming again until it levels out again after two, three, maybe four years and then it's back to stagnation until the next next generation of consoles comes out near 2020. Rinse, repeat, ad nauseam.

 
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News Comments > Empire: Total War Date; DRM; Specs
30. Re: Empire: Total War Date; DRM; Specs Jan 28, 2009, 09:25 CJ_Parker
 
Steam is fast, free, uninstrusive and easy.

Steam is fucking WHAT? You mean "fast" as in taking more than a couple minutes to start up if it needs to update? "Fast" as in hanging at the login screen for another minute? "Fast" as in taking yet another minute to load up the starting home page? "Fast" as in making it appear like it fucking crashed and is not responding several times during the startup process?
OK. Granted. This mega sluggishness only happens if you haven't used Steam in a while and if it needs to update but fast Steam is not. It's a fucking asshole snail is what it is.

And "unintrusive" as in it's only logging which games you play when, where, how, how often, with whom and so on, basically spying on you like a squad of Mossad agents? "Unintrusive" as in adding itself to autostart unless you explicitly unselect the option to autostart Steam? "Unintrusive" as in continuing to run in the background if you click on "close", requiring extra steps to really exit the program? "Unintrusive" as in spamming your ass with retarded popups unless you explicitly disable this great feature? "Unintrusive" as in spamming your ass with retarded ads making any second rate pr0n site seem tame in comparison?

Puuhhhlease. Steam is a fucking retarded piece of shit asshole spyware DRM malware scheme. Or to put it bluntly: Phuck Steam.

 
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