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| News Comments > Saturday Matinee |
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Tomb Raider: Anniversary Clip |
Apr 14, 2007, 16:45 |
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Hoooooraaaayyyyyy for b00000000biiiiiiiieeeeezzzzzzzz!!!! 
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| News Comments > BF2 Eve of Destruction |
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Re: Eve of Destruction |
Apr 7, 2007, 19:04 |
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So how long have you been a kvetching little cunt for Parker? all 260 odd posts?
Pretty much, yeah. And this is just the warm up. Mwwahahahahahahaha... ph34r m3, b!tch!!!
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| News Comments > id & Valve Assets in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? |
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Re: No subject |
Apr 7, 2007, 18:42 |
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It's really just a matter of respect. I respect developers enough that I won't alter their games with gameplay mods.
That "respect" shit is some serious comedy gold when it's coming from a guy who just recently vigorously defended his right to download and "test" full games thoroughly before buying them (a practice that is more commonly also referred to as blatant stealing or piracy). That's some great "respect" that you have for developers, Jerykk. You can be really proud of your respect, integrity and honesty.
Probably not even bought Stalker yet but yet allows himself to have an opinion about it. What a hypocritical asshole.
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| News Comments > BF2 Eve of Destruction |
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Re: Eve of Destruction |
Apr 7, 2007, 18:03 |
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"Yeah!" That six inch flap of skin that's covering your pussy!
Bwahahaha. The counter-strike is in full effect! Good one, dude!
Oh, and Hump... ummmm... why don't you little "me too" cock gobbler go and errr... hump another leg or two, mate? Pretty please with sugar on top?
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| News Comments > id & Valve Assets in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? |
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Re: BJ Parker |
Apr 7, 2007, 17:20 |
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Make all the assumptions you wish, safely behind your keyboard and internet anonymity. Such a childish comment you make. People here may disagree with me, which is fine, but I fully backup my statements with my reasoning.
Riiiiight. So I only imagined how you repeatedly threatened others in this thread with physical harm in RL? Or how you boasted about your (imaginary) physical appearance? Is that what you call "reasoning"? Wow. You're even more fucking retarded than I ever thought possible.
Or your poor excuse/"justification" for hating jews. Is that what you call "reasoning"? Dude. In all seriousness. In case you missed the fucking memo: Your fucking retarded reasoning is the actual problem.
Luckily it's your prob though so I don't really give a fuck. Dumb people amuse me. Carry on...
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| News Comments > id & Valve Assets in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? |
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Re: Ha! |
Apr 7, 2007, 14:54 |
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The name, Scottish Martial Arts, quite an oxymoron no?
Yes you are right, I am actually 5'1 and 90 pounds. Would you care to place you bet now, then step into the ring with me, no gloves, site unseen? I am fully ready, at my measly 5'1" frame to take you on. Hope you enjoy surprises.
Whoooaaahhhh... you're quite the stud, aren't you, venomfuckhead? Just remember the next time when you look down on your micro penis that it could have all been avoided with just a little less steroids and testosterone, ya know? Seems like you're a weird medical case though as not only has your dick shrunk to pea size but your brain, too.
Well, I don't mean to be an asshole so here's some helpful advice: Why dontcha call a zoo and see if they have a use for you, bro? Micro penises aren't that common, you know. You could become a real little celebrity.
It's also definitely a better job to be a zoo animal than bending over for and/or sucking off jews all day. A change of scenery will do you good. Go for it, man!
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| News Comments > id & Valve Assets in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? |
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Re: FUCK! |
Apr 7, 2007, 09:29 |
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This site is nothing but 90% evil racists and foul mouthed slanderers.
Its really amazing that none of you can see how foul mouthed disrespectful and beligerant you are. Just like the majority of video games made today.
Sure, games have no impact on people, nor do movies and music.
The blind truely lead the blind these days.
Dude... just shut the fuck up and shove your preacher bullshit where the fucking sun ain't shinin', kk?
And learn to spell. Dumbass.
And punctuation, too. Fucktard.
Oh, and happy fucking Easter by the way! Lay an egg or get laid.
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| News Comments > New GeForce 8800 Drivers |
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Re: Drivers? |
Apr 5, 2007, 18:51 |
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Cheese and rentless need lifetime bans for search engine spamming.
And you, Sir, need to be fecked in the arse!
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| News Comments > The Secrets of Da Vinci: The Forbidden Manuscript Demo |
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Re: ZZZzzzz |
Apr 5, 2007, 15:38 |
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@Hellbinder: Well, whatever, dude. Self-righteous, holier than thou assholes like yourself should go downstairs first. And you will. Just wait. God hates know-it-all jack-offs like you. He told me in my dreams last night. No, really. He did.
Cya in hell, bitch!
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| News Comments > Ancient Wars: Sparta Demo |
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Re: No subject |
Apr 2, 2007, 14:23 |
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Wait, so we won't get to fight an 8-foot tall Xerces?
Nope. But to make up for it, you get to suck the cyclops' 8-foot long cock .
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| News Comments > C&C3 Status Report |
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Re: No subject |
Mar 31, 2007, 18:12 |
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par for the course for EA. They insist on shipping it while the developers get to be the shit magnets.
Dude. Go hump (haha get it? HUMP!) a leg. You do realize that EA = developer + publisher of this game, right? Nice try though...
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| News Comments > C&C3 Patch Plans |
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Re: HA Ha |
Mar 29, 2007, 10:09 |
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Who is worse? A Company releasing a shitty sports game every year, or the people who buy them EVERY YEAR?!?
Neither. I honestly don't get what people's fucking problem is with EA's release policy. There are reviews and demos out there so everyone can inform themselves beforehand whether a new release of Madden or FIFA or NHL or whatever interests them enough to shell out $50-$60. Anyone who isn't a complete moron will quickly figure out that it makes sense to wait 2-3 years between the games if you really want to experience any substantial improvements. I don't think that EA is selling the same game to the same people every year. It's probably just people running on different schedules (person A buying Madden every even year and person B buying a new Madden every odd year). Well, and then there's the hardcore fanatics who just always must have the latest player data so they can't just skip a release. So what? EA is just satisfying a demand here. It's not like they are forcing anyone to buy their yearly updates. Anyone bitching about this is just making themselves look like a retarded anti-corporate-just-because commie cunt.
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This comment was edited on Mar 29, 10:11. |
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| News Comments > C&C3 Patch Plans |
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Re: HA Ha |
Mar 29, 2007, 09:54 |
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I agree that the retards who yell "OMG EA = teh bugz" are, well, just that... fucking tards. Even the Battlefield games are not as bugged as people make them out to be. The bugs that are in the Battlefield games would never even be noticed by any honest players. The real problem is the asshole exploiters who ruin it for everybody else.
I'm not saying that I like all of EA's games or how they milk their franchises etc but they are definitely a shining example as far as the polish of their games is concerned.
Anyone who is yelling "lolz bugz" at the sight of an EA game is a fucktard parrot who just repeats the same crap that he's read some place else and probably even thinks he looks cool doing it when in reality he's making himself look like a brainless piece of shit.
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This comment was edited on Mar 29, 10:00. |
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| News Comments > C&C 3 Patch |
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Re: Good to see... |
Mar 27, 2007, 21:38 |
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Better a day 1 patch than no patch at all. EA roXX!
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| News Comments > The Lord of the Rings Online Open Beta World Tour |
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Re: No subject |
Mar 27, 2007, 18:44 |
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key fact being the quotes around "lifetime" - meaning, what they think the lifetime of the software should be.
No shit, Sherlock??? Are you really entirely fucking sure about that, Sherlock??? Really now? Whoooaaahhh... man, thanks so much for clearing that up, Sherlock. Here was me thinking they'd keep a dedicated server up and running just exclusively for me until the day I die. The world would be a dire place without such smart cookies as you, Sherlock.
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| News Comments > S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Patches |
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Re: seriously consider patching |
Mar 27, 2007, 15:02 |
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CJ_Parker, I am not sure if head bobbing can be disabled or not. However, if you have by chance deleted your user.ltx file and allowed the game to generate a new one, you will have this rediculous view sway effect that maked you feel like your head is made of jello.
A freshly installed/patched version of the game should have this in user.ltx,
cam_inert 0.
but if the game generates the .ltx file on the fly it will set it to:
cam_inert 0.7
Try setting it to " 0. "
you also might play with the line immediately below that,
cam_slide_inert 0.25
I have set it to cam_slide_inert 0. , but did not notice a difference.
Thanks a lot for the hints. I checked the settings and the first one was at zero and like you I changed the other one to zero but didn't really notice a difference either. Oh well, I'm not getting sick luckily but it's certainly annoying when the view shakes from side to side or up and down all the time.
Also, I seem to have noticed a new bug that was not there with 1.000. I now get extreme slow-downs after playing around with the graphics settings from time to time. The game gets stuck at 1-2 FPS (running FRAPS) until I hit ESC and then ESC again to switch back into the game. Seems like the renderer doesn't get (re-)initialized correctly after some changes of the graphics options or something like that. Or maybe it's some kind of temporary leak.
It's not too bad since switching to the main menu and back to the game fixes it quickly. But it would be nice if that was addressed in an upcoming patch. I bet that if they clean up shit like this that they could squeeze quite a bit more performance out of their engine.
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| News Comments > Company of Heroes 2 Unveiling Soon |
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Re: No subject |
Mar 26, 2007, 20:29 |
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Weird that they would already announce a full blown sequel, why not milk the cow and release an expansion pack to the original first...
Because real pros at milking the cow properly prefer to release full price titles and to warrant the mark-up then call them sequel instead of expansion  .
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