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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Evening Previews
3. Re: Evening Previews Feb 4, 2009, 15:01 CJ_Parker
I hope everyone else does too.

I sure will. What a retarded piece of shit, cock-sucking, motherfucking asshole dickhead wanker!

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News Comments > DirectX 11 Preview
7. Re: DirectX 11 Preview Feb 1, 2009, 14:32 CJ_Parker
It seems counter-intuitive that having DX10 only on Vista would hurt Vista, but it did. With Vista, Microsoft forgot that Windows was always about running old apps in a better OS. Instead it became focused on non-existant apps in a slower and more annoying OS.

Microsoft didn't forget anything. They just don't and didn't give a shit. They want gamers to buy a 360. It's that simple.
Making DirectX 10 Vista-exclusive was just a marketing gag. They knew that no one (on the development/publishing side) would give a fuck as long as consoles are still DirectX 9.
And no one will give a fuck about DirectX 11 either until the next generation of consoles is here in 2011/2012. Only then will we finally see some real progress in PC gaming again until it levels out again after two, three, maybe four years and then it's back to stagnation until the next next generation of consoles comes out near 2020. Rinse, repeat, ad nauseam.

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News Comments > Empire: Total War Date; DRM; Specs
30. Re: Empire: Total War Date; DRM; Specs Jan 28, 2009, 09:25 CJ_Parker
Steam is fast, free, uninstrusive and easy.

Steam is fucking WHAT? You mean "fast" as in taking more than a couple minutes to start up if it needs to update? "Fast" as in hanging at the login screen for another minute? "Fast" as in taking yet another minute to load up the starting home page? "Fast" as in making it appear like it fucking crashed and is not responding several times during the startup process?
OK. Granted. This mega sluggishness only happens if you haven't used Steam in a while and if it needs to update but fast Steam is not. It's a fucking asshole snail is what it is.

And "unintrusive" as in it's only logging which games you play when, where, how, how often, with whom and so on, basically spying on you like a squad of Mossad agents? "Unintrusive" as in adding itself to autostart unless you explicitly unselect the option to autostart Steam? "Unintrusive" as in continuing to run in the background if you click on "close", requiring extra steps to really exit the program? "Unintrusive" as in spamming your ass with retarded popups unless you explicitly disable this great feature? "Unintrusive" as in spamming your ass with retarded ads making any second rate pr0n site seem tame in comparison?

Puuhhhlease. Steam is a fucking retarded piece of shit asshole spyware DRM malware scheme. Or to put it bluntly: Phuck Steam.

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News Comments > F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin Demo
37. Re: F.E.A.R. 2 Demo Jan 22, 2009, 19:15 CJ_Parker
If I wouldn't be such a fucking stupid fanboi of the F.E.A.R franchise then I'd cancel my preorder straight away after playing through the demo. Man, what a disappointment...

- ... whatever the fuck happened to quick saving?
- ... whatever the fuck happened to the three weapons at a time limit?
- ... whatever the fuck happened to the limited flashlight usage/battery life (yeah, I know that the flashlight gets a bit weaker if you keep it on permanently in the demo but still...)
- ... whatever the fuck is up with the Deus Ex: Invisible War style mega-intrusive HUD??????????? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!111ONE!!ELEVEN!!!1!
- ... whatever the fuck happened to leaning left and right?
- ... whatever the fuck happened to losing health despite your armor being at 100%? Why does it seem like you have to lose all your armor before losing any health this time?
- ... whatever the fuck happened to the AI that used to notice when you had your flashlight turned on or that reacted much more directly towards your own actions/behavior?
- ... whatever the fuck is up with the console-style arrows/pointers/selection boxes/press[randomButton] shit all of the fucking time?
- ... whatever the fuck happened to supporting a 4th and a 5th mouse button?

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News Comments > Assassin's Creed 2 This Year & New Ghost Recon
12. Re: Assassin's Creed 2 This Year & New Ghost Recon Jan 22, 2009, 19:00 CJ_Parker
...and GRAW was made specifically for PCs...

As long as dumbfucks like you keep believing in these fairytales Ubi will continue to release shitty console ports. Thanks a lot.

If the games weren't your style then fine, but don't call them bad ports, because they weren't.

Actually the games were very much my style. Especially the 2nd part of GRAW (not as good as Ghost Recon but close and I really liked it despite some severe shortcomings). Yet they were pretty bad ports. The engine performed fairly horribly on PCs. The (unpatched) games were pretty shaky and producing random crashes to desktop with cryptic error messages. The interface certainly had some console leftovers (the oversized diamonds on teammates for one), especially if you were playing at higher resolutions on the PC. What was up with the lack of quick save? Really just a gameplay feature or did the checkpoint save system from the consoles just have to do? And so on...

Were the GRAWs better off than most other shitty console ports from Ubi? Hell yeah. They were. And I commend them for putting at least some effort into hiding the console heritage. But to repeat their marketing crap that the games were "made specifically for the PC" is a bit too much... honestly.

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News Comments > Assassin's Creed 2 This Year & New Ghost Recon
2. No subject Jan 22, 2009, 17:07 CJ_Parker
Great. More shitty console ports from Ubi is just what the world really needs this year.

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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - The Lord of the Rings: Conquest
9. Re: Ships Ahoy - The Lord of the Rings: Conquest Jan 13, 2009, 15:34 CJ_Parker
I have a not so sneaking suspicion that this game is gonna be the flop of the year - if not decade.

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News Comments > Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Announced
7. Re: Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Announced Jan 13, 2009, 15:21 CJ_Parker
There was exactly one mission in the original game that required stealth (the one where you had to steal the saddle from that old farmer which took all of umm 3 minutes if you didn't rush shit). The other so called "stealth" missions where you were told to sneak around the camps of Apaches and stuff like that were completely optional. You could just as well put a bullet in the brain of every single Apache. It was totally up to you. People and reviewers who complained about too many stealth missions are -and I wish there were a more polite way to put it but there isn't- fucktards. Seriously.

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News Comments > F.E.A.R. 2 Demo This Month
1. Re: F.E.A.R. 2 Demo This Month Jan 10, 2009, 13:35 CJ_Parker
Xcellent. Bring it the fuck on!

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News Comments > Jeff Green on 1Up/UGO
13. Re: Maybe I'm just uber cynical Jan 7, 2009, 19:33 CJ_Parker
Funny, care to back up that claim with specific examples?

No, I don't. I have better things to do with my life than waste it away in a quotes war, ripping quotes from 1UP to show how retarded (a considerable number of) their reviews are. There are more than enough comment threads on gaming sites all around the net where you can find people mocking 1UP reviews for their inaccuracies, false historical accounts, poorly researched "facts", outright lies and general amateurishness. Hint: Google "Matt Peckham + 1UP" for starters and then check the story on why 1UP had to pull the guy's brilliant NWN 2 review.

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News Comments > No PC LotR Conquest Demo
14. Re: No PC LotR Conquest Demo Jan 7, 2009, 19:09 CJ_Parker
BioWare is declining too.
Just look at Mass Effect. A perfect blinder that... [blahbluhblahbluh... retarded drivel]

Yep. Certainly has a lot to do with BioWare being under EA's umbrella. I mean EA acquired BioWare a FULL MONTH before Mass Effect was shipping so EA probably went ahead and made BioWare completely change the game in that ONE MONTH or less if we take into account that the gold master must've been finished at least a couple weeks before the street date.

Jeez, you're a dumbfuck. Incredible...

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News Comments > Jeff Green on 1Up/UGO
10. Re: Maybe I'm just uber cynical Jan 7, 2009, 18:26 CJ_Parker
1UP didn't hire hardcore gamers that could write, they hired talented writers and personalities that also happened to play games.

That sums up one of their main issues quite nicely. I have never seen a major gaming site with such a completely incompetent staff as 1UP. Their reviews are (were) often inaccurate and full of outright false statements about the game that they were reviewing. For example, they were often times complaining about "missing" features or control options that anyone with the slightest bit of experience in gaming and/or the skill to check the manual would never experience.
Seriously, many of their reviews might as well have had a "can't be bothered with reality, facts or any of that boring shit" byline.

I am honestly glad that these genuine tards are (almost) gone now. The world definitely doesn't need their poorly researched pieces of shit articles. Good riddance!

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News Comments > Vaporware 2008
21. Re: Vaporware 2008 Dec 30, 2008, 09:37 CJ_Parker
I've purchased several games from Steam, and the totally cool part about it all is that I've reinstalled the various games quite a few times, and moved them from hard drive to hard drive, and every time I wanted to play the game it was always there. I even deleted the local content of some of the games, and then re-downloaded the games when I wanted to play them.

Wow!!! Duuuudddeeee!!!! So what you're saying is that you have actually used Steam the way it is intended to be used?!? How "totally cool" is that? Here. Quick. Let me rub one off for you .

It's all been very easy and convenient, and it's like always having the games available, without having any discs in drives. IMHO, convenience FTW ....

Convenience of being able to install a game in under five minutes from a disc > the "convenience" of waiting five hours or more for your 6, 7 or 8GB+ download to finish. I mean even if you're really, really messy you should be able to beat those five hours searching and actually finding the disc in that pile of trash you call home.

Don't get me wrong. I don't have much against Steam ("nothing" would be a lie) but I'll never get why people would find any convenience in the fact they can wait hours and hours (more like DAYS or even WEEKS if you have a large games collection) for their download(s) to finish.
I can easily see the convenience (and have taken advantage of it myself) of purchasing or obtaining a game online. Especially some of the hard-to-find-at-retail classics which have the additional bonus of usually not being overly excessive in the MB/GB department.
But newer games that can be easily purchased in the store around the corner? Nope. Unless you live way out in the boonies it's much more convenient to just grab a copy and have at it.

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News Comments > Ken Levine on PC Gaming
11. Re: Ken Levine on PC Gaming Dec 3, 2008, 19:40 CJ_Parker
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News Comments > On GTA IV PC DRM
16. Re: On GTA IV PC DRM Nov 28, 2008, 17:48 CJ_Parker
From what I know you don't have to sign up for it at all, it's just a tool to upload videos/replays/whatever.

Ah OK. Thanks for the clarification. Then that's a "don't give a fuck" as well. So there's only the disc check that's a minor annoyance for me but what game doesn't require the disc in the drive? Right. Barely any. I'm a man. I can deal with it. The rest of y'all are pussies. Big fat meaty pink PUSSIES!!!

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News Comments > On GTA IV PC DRM
14. Re: On GTA IV PC DRM Nov 28, 2008, 17:36 CJ_Parker
The game will include SecuROM copy protection

Fine. Don't give a fuck.

...and will require one-time online authentication...

Fine. Don't give a fuck.

...and will also require the game disc in the drive to play...

Not fine. Give a bit of a fuck because it is a minor annoyance but I have two DVD drives so it won't be too bad keeping the disc where it belongs.

GTA IV PC also requires a number of software installations, including Games For Windows, Adobe Flash, Internet Explorer, SecuROM...

All fine. Don't give a fuck.

...and our Rockstar Games Social Club application...

Not fine. Do give a major fuck. That's potentially really annoying especially if you can't register with totally fake data. If they even dare think about using my email address for any "other purposes" then that's the last 2K/Rockstar game I have ever bought. Luckily I have a lot of throw-away email accounts so the spam would only be a temporary issue but I'd never buy a game from them again just out of principle if all they want is to mine my data for advertising purposes.

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News Comments > Star Wars: The Old Republic Interview
8. Re: Star Wars: The Old Republic Interview Nov 27, 2008, 13:41 CJ_Parker
The whole "2 Sith Rule" makes very little actual sense. The Galaxy contains how many lifeforms? I think I read that the planet Coruscant alone contained almost 3 trillion lifeforms. 2 Sith for the entire galaxy??! Something is very wrong with that scale. Or I am understanding it completely wrong? Or can their be multiple Master/Apprentice combinations?

Why would the scale be wrong if they gotz all tha pow3r? During the period of Episodes IV - VI two Sith lords ruled over (almost) the entire galaxy. There is also always only one Supreme Chancellor for example. Similarly "Sith" is just a term for the most powerful dark force users at a given time and usually refers to the Sith lords. Sith is not a race like it originally was before the term was adopted by dark force users. The term Sith has evolved from the description of a force-sensitive race to the description of a group of dark force users and finally it ended up as a description for the two most powerful dark force wielders in the galaxy.

Also the Sith don't need great numbers since their means of acquiring power are different. Deceit, treachery, manipulation are the ways of the Sith. They use and abuse people around them to become powerful or if there aren't enough people, well, then they create clone armies and stuff like that .
They are very clever and inventive when it comes to power games and so power-hungry that they would exterminate themselves if there were more than two at a time. That's why the rule of two was established in the first place. At one time in history the Sith were killing each other more than anything else and so one of the famous Sith lords established the rule of two for self-preservation of the Sith class.

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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Neverwinter Nights 2: Storm of Zehir
13. Re: Ships Ahoy - Neverwinter Nights 2: Storm of Zehir Nov 23, 2008, 13:18 CJ_Parker
It's a side effect of forcing a game to full 3D when all evidence says isometric would be fine.

Nope. It's actually a side effect of Obsidian being fucking n00bs. There are 1000s of full 3D games where the camera is working fine. This is definitely an issue of incompetence. Just like the lack of basic RPG/RTS-style party control (remember the lack of multiselect anyone?) upon the game's release. How they could possibly "forget" to include such basic features is way beyond my imagination. Obsidian need to go back to game design school and start over from the beginning. That bunch of amateurs.

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News Comments > Battlefield Heroes Beta Closes Tomorrow
23. Re: Battlefield Heroes Beta Closes Tomorrow Nov 13, 2008, 14:22 CJ_Parker
Read the interview...

If you actually believe a dev if they say that the development of a popular sequel is "just a rumor" then you are even more retarded than I thought previously. There are literally hundreds of examples where a dev denied that a game was in existence and when the game was all of a sudden officially revealed shortly after. Happens all the time.

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News Comments > Valve versus the HL2 Hax0r
12. Re: Valve versus the HL2 Hax0r Nov 13, 2008, 14:15 CJ_Parker
I'm sure he is currently spending his days in a small room without any internet connection for many years to come.

Why the fuck are you sure of that if the fucking news article itself actually fucking says that he was sentenced to fucking probation (read: he was just told to not do it again or else...)? Lurn 2 phuckin' r33d, d00d!!11

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