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| News Comments > S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Patch Nears |
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Re: Is this... |
Jul 4, 2007, 20:14 |
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I wonder what this patch will entail.
Dude, just check the patch notes at the official forums. It is well known what this patch will include. One of the most important fixes is the improved performance. Some optimizations are supposed to lead to a ~20% performance increase.
And that patch with free play is several months away. They also said that in a post at the official forums. It will take a looong time.
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| News Comments > Sunday Previews |
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Re: No subject |
Jul 1, 2007, 22:01 |
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As the name isometric implies it's iso = same/equal and metric = a measurement for distance. This means that a truly isometric point of view is a view from a fixed position above the setting. Not zoomable. Only scrollable while the distance to the setting and the perspective always remains the same, no matter where you move the camera or the point of view. The term "controllable isometric" is actually an oxymoron if by controllable you mean that you can deviate from the fixed perspective. Isometric by its very definition = fixed point of view.
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| News Comments > Sunday Previews |
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Re: old school |
Jul 1, 2007, 19:57 |
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I wanted Fallout 3 to [blahblahblah snipped
Can't always get what you want. Deal with it. Shut the fuck up.
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| News Comments > Sunday Previews |
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Re: old school |
Jul 1, 2007, 18:53 |
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Well said, Talisorn. Words of wisdom indeed. To continue your argument of evolvement, the problem is that these wannabe old sk00lerz stopped evolving mentally when they were four years old. It's also the reason why they perceive games such as Fallout as "complex". You know, they are such retarded simpletons that they have to define their intelligence through the complexity of video games. They have no other intellectual input. To them, Fallout is like the theory of relativity. By understanding or "getting" Fallout, they see themselves as the intellectual elite of their little retarded microcosms, not realizing how small and what a bunch of pathetic simpletons they really are.
Well, anyway, comments as that one from Chief Retard Icewind are the reason that if Bethesda announces more anti old sk00l shit, I'm gonna beat the meat to the rhythm of the Fallout fanbois' sobbing.
You know if you fuckers go sni- hi- hi- hiff, I'll go fa- ha- ha- hap. And if you go sniffity, sniffity, sniff, I'll go fappity, fappity, fap, bitches.
No matter what, I will have the last laugh. Just like everyone else who can deal with evolvement instead of being a fucking whiny retro pussy like you guys.
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| News Comments > Sunday Previews |
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Re: To the young pup: |
Jul 1, 2007, 17:58 |
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So, basically, the game that helped us "Real CRPG'ers" distance ourselves from "your kind" is now an RPG specifically MADE for your kind, pup.
Oh, it certainly doesn't take a game to distance yourself. I think your retardedness alone is a distinguishing enough factor. Actually, if one sucked the retardedness out of you (and Cuddler and Scottish Marshmellow Dude) and dumped it off over China, you'd end up with a billion retarded Chinese just from the three of you. Hey. That's definitely something to be proud of. Not many people are that retarded, y'know. Rock on! 
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| News Comments > Sunday Previews |
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Re: Read Game Informer |
Jul 1, 2007, 17:46 |
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I've been waiting for another Fallout game for 9 years and it's really, really disappointing to now know that I'll probably never get one.
Aaaaaawwwwwwwwww. Crap. Someone hand this man a hanky, please.
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| News Comments > More on Soldier of Fortune: Pay Back |
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Re: Muahahahahahahahaha |
Jun 27, 2007, 22:21 |
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Aaaaaaaahhhhh, stop it guys I can't take it no more  . Watching all those stupid similing faces go from happy to ummm is just priceless. Almost better than when I was frying ants with my magnifying glass as a kid. I just love it sometimes when cruel things happen.
This SoF crap first being announced as a true sequel and then the "value" revelation is kinda like watching a dude in a gloryhole movie being told that when he's putting his dick thru the hole he's getting a BJ from Scarlett Johannson while in reality it's big, bad Bubbah on the other side .
Bwwwahahahahahahahahahahaha..............
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| News Comments > More on Soldier of Fortune: Pay Back |
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Muahahahahahahahaha |
Jun 27, 2007, 21:15 |
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Fucked, the fanbois have been .
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........
Ah, this is too good to be true. First, the retard nerd show when a sequel to this piece of shit series was announced and now all those nerdy dreams gone *plop* ... *poof* just like a bubble. That definitely made my week, if not the entire month. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. PWNED. Suckers.
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| News Comments > Soldier of Fortune Sequel? |
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Jun 27, 2007, 12:08 |
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Aahh always enlightening to see who's the Beavis and Butthead gamerz around here. "Uuuh-huhuhuhuhuhuh, dude, I just like shot that dude's leg off uhhh-huhuhuhuhuhuhuh". That's all that SoF was ever about. If there is one series of games in this universe that does not need a sequel then it's SoF. Just like the world doesn't need more Faces of Death videos. And less Beavis' and Buttheads who are making their sad skinny little selves feel stronger by laughing about "teh OMG!! funneeh rapage" of other people, even if it's just digital people in SoF's case. I take a big, fat dump on all of you silly stupid little B&B faces. You fucktards.
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| News Comments > Major Steam Update Soon |
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Re: I wonder... |
Jun 20, 2007, 21:00 |
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Are you retarded, Dagok (no need to answer that, thx )? The post was from venomfuckhead, not from JD. Learn to fucking read, n00b.
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| News Comments > ET: QUAKE Wars Beta Signups |
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Re: No subject |
Jun 20, 2007, 20:56 |
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Can't believe my eyes seeing so many motherfucking n00bz who signed up for FP just to take part in this retarded beta. Seriously, if I were one of those marketing geniuses at a publisher like Activision, I'd just directly charge you idiots money for playing betas in the future instead of letting FP have your money. There seem to be enough sheepy tards around who would bite at the sight of a pay-to-preview opportunity.
Congrats, folks. Most. Incredible. Display. Of. Dumbfuckery. Ever.
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| News Comments > Fallout 3 Details |
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Go Bethy go!!! |
Jun 17, 2007, 20:10 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious. I hope that Bethesda goes straight ahead and royally pisses off all of the retard hardc0re fans and fucks them in the ass hard and long by making Fallout 3 an Oblivion with guns. Y'all deserve it just for your retarded whiny bitchy drama queen fucktard bullshit. Go, Bethy, go... fuck 'em hard, fuck 'em long... go, go, go... DEEEEPER!!! YES!!!
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Call of Juarez |
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Re: Worth it? |
Jun 12, 2007, 20:08 |
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Ummm... what 3rd person, dude? Are you sure you didn't play some lame-ass Splinter Cell game demo or something retarded like that?
Granted, it's been a little while since I played and finished CoJ but I don't think that 3rd person was even an option (except for maybe in the horse riding sequence). IIRC, this is 1st person all the way or at least it's by far the recommended option. Playing this in 3rd person would be like playing Oblivion in 3rd person which just plain sucks.
Anyway, I do remember what happened in the demo: You start off as Ray and need to shoot up a small village freeing some chick in the process. Then you switch over to Billy and need to steal a saddle and horse from a farmer. Then you ride the stolen horse for a little while and finally end up either sneaking by or shooting up a bunch of Apaches. Needless to say I preferred the violent option and killed every single one of them. Quite properly, too, if I may add .
Sound familiar?
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Call of Juarez |
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Re: CJ |
Jun 12, 2007, 19:17 |
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OK, Outlaws wasn't bad. I liked it a lot except for the beyond shitty level design (a problem that was shared by several LucasArts games of the time). But CoJ is simply the better game IMHO because it catches the Wild West atmosphere just as good as Outlaws and it has the much more interesting characters. Reverend Ray alone is cooler than all of the characters in Outlaws combined.
Sure. Outlaws was all the rage back in the 90s but it definitely hasn't aged very well. Call of Juarez is a very worthy successor that kicks the old king straight off the throne.
To worship Outlaws just because it's "old skool" is pretty stupid. Games come and go and are replaced by better games. It's sorta like Darwinism. And unfortunately Outlaws has fallen victim to CoJ.
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