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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Dragon Age: Origins Patch
16. Re: Dragon Age: Origins Patch Dec 7, 2009, 18:26 CJ_Parker
 
So... Prez = theyarecomingforyou, huh? Interesting. Aside from that little discovery, I'd say that the real problem is that most people wouldn't recognize technical issues with a game even if it bit them in the penis.

 
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News Comments > Swift Leaves Valve, Joins Airtight Games
9. Re: Swift Leaves Valve, Joins Airtight Games Dec 7, 2009, 18:16 CJ_Parker
 
Who gives a fuck? All I care about is: Is she cute and does she have phat b00bs?!?

Come on, guys. You need to focus on what's important in life. Seriously.

 
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News Comments > Swift Leaves Valve, Joins Airtight Games
8. Re: Swift Leaves Valve, Joins Airtight Games Dec 7, 2009, 18:16 CJ_Parker
 
oopsie 2x post cuz of ubah LAAAAAGGG

This comment was edited on Dec 7, 2009, 18:18.
 
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News Comments > EA on Digital Distribution
11. Re: EA on Digital Distribution Dec 3, 2009, 08:10 CJ_Parker
 
They don't MAKE them, they distribute them.

Please get a fucking clue. Contrary to other publishers who only publish or distribute games, EA also has quite a number of fully owned development studios under their belt (you make lookie-lookie here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_Arts#Studios_and_subsidiaries ). As you can see they do in fact MAKE the majority of the games they distribute.

 
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News Comments > Star Wars The Force Unleashed Patches
14. Re: Star Wars The Force Unleashed Patches Nov 11, 2009, 04:06 CJ_Parker
 
I really want to know why this isn't on Steam.

It's cuz if this shitty game would be released on an even shittier platform the whole world would implode in a ball of SHIT!

 
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News Comments > Digital Dragon Age Woes
16. Re: Digital Dragon Age Woes Nov 4, 2009, 18:30 CJ_Parker
 
lol@Steam

 
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News Comments > Saturday Previews
1. Re: Assassin's Creed II on GameSpot Oct 24, 2009, 13:10 CJ_Parker
 
Assassin's Creed II Hands-On By Guy Cocker, GameSpot UK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
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News Comments > Ghost Recon: Predator Title Revealed
15. Re: Ghost Recon: Predator Title Revealed Oct 21, 2009, 17:24 CJ_Parker
 
I love this series but the one thing they have got to fix is the way the AI sites you and always knows where you are. The one shot kills are absurd. I really like the way the AI acts in OF Dragon, this AI is awesome. They are not accurate to the point that itís stupid, they see you and open fire in your direction with misses all around you. They shoot at you like a human would shoot back at them. Misses and hit all over the place. To me this is accurate. This is what Ghost Recon lacks.

I fully agree. There's a difference between challenging and ridiculous and in the GRAWs (especially the first one) there was a lot of ridiculous crap going on. Like when your AI teammates would empty clip after clip without hitting an enemy in plain sight just once but the enemy 1-shot killed you and/or several of your team in a matter of seconds.
The earlier Rainbow Six (pre Lockdown) games suffered a bit from AI teammates that were almost too good to be true but at least it was realistic. I mean you *are* leading a team of the best of the best special ops folks after all.
GRAW, however, felt more like you were leading a nursing home team. Those dumbass teammates couldn't hit shit even if it was standing on their toes.

 
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News Comments > Op Ed
5. Re: Op Ed Oct 18, 2009, 13:32 CJ_Parker
 
And the Wardens DLC costs 7Ä - thats nearly 12$

Yeah, no kidding. You fucking lazy burger-munching American fatso slobs need to get off your collective fat asses and get to work on making your $ suck less so that us superior beings in Europe don't get ripped off by you n00bs no more. That is all. kthx .

 
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News Comments > Digital Distribution to Reign by 2013?
5. Re: Digital Distribution to Reign by 2013? Oct 7, 2009, 12:06 CJ_Parker
 
Where do you box lovers put all your boxes and manuals?

I know that this may be a bit of a shock to you but it's called a shelf.

 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Risen
28. Re: Ships Ahoy - Risen Oct 3, 2009, 07:35 CJ_Parker
 
...not only that the publisher STOLE PB IP they had...

Well, it's obvious that you, Sir, are a dumbfuck of epic proportions if you don't even know the difference between theft and the transferral of an IP as part of a publishing contract. If I were Ray I wouldn't even argue with someone as fucking retarded as you.

 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
4. Re: Morning Tech Bits Sep 28, 2009, 12:48 CJ_Parker
 
Risen doesn't even support AA so it'll be real easy to keep it off .

 
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News Comments > Modern Warfare 2 Surprises Remain
21. Re: Modern Warfare 2 Surprises Remain Sep 23, 2009, 17:50 CJ_Parker
 
I have a surprise for Modern Warfare 2: I'm not going to buy you, you stupid fuck of a game!

There. How was that for a surprise eh? Next time I'll show Modern Warfare 2 my willy. Stay tuned...

 
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News Comments > Obsidian on Alpha Protocol Role-Playing
2. Re: Obsidian on Alpha Protocol Role-Playing Sep 22, 2009, 20:45 CJ_Parker
 
I'm ready to fuck this game, too!!!

 
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News Comments > Jedi Knight Games Rereleased
21. Re: Jedi Knight Games Rereleased Sep 16, 2009, 19:04 CJ_Parker
 
good luck trying to get Dark Forces 1 to run on vista 64.

good luck trying to post something intelligent next time

[see Kajetan's post]

 
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News Comments > Arkham Asylum Ships
21. Re: Game Reviews Sep 16, 2009, 07:41 CJ_Parker
 
Can you run the game in a window? I prefer that I'm in control of the game; the game is not in control of my desktop.

r u krazee?!?

 
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News Comments > Star Wars Galaxies Server Closures
7. Re: Star Wars Galaxies Server Closures Sep 15, 2009, 14:40 CJ_Parker
 
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News Comments > Star Wars Galaxies Server Closures
2. Re: Star Wars Galaxies Server Closures Sep 15, 2009, 13:55 CJ_Parker
 
FUCKING FINALLY!!!

 
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News Comments > Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Trailer
8. Re: Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Trailer Sep 15, 2009, 11:27 CJ_Parker
 
and the fact that you may not be in danger if you hear a machine gun shooting, but will be in danger if you hear the bullets thudding into the ground.

Ummm. The M60 machine gun for example has a muzzle velocity of 953m/s and an effective range of ~1.1km. The speed of sound is 343m/s. If the machine gunner does his job right then you won't hear anything at all. You'll just be dead. Long before you would be able to even hear any kind of firing.
That dev's got the wrong order. What you would notice first if the gunner misses is bullets thudding into the ground and only after that would you hear the gun shooting.

P.S. for the smart cookies: Yeah, I know that the bullet will slow down as it travels but it will be a while before it drops below 343m/s so unless you're being shot at from a far distance there'll be bullett impacts first and sounds second.

 
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News Comments > Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Patch Pulled
6. Re: Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Patch Pulled Sep 11, 2009, 16:30 CJ_Parker
 
Sure sure... after I installed it. Thanks!

lol@n00b

 
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