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| News Comments > Canadian Forces: Direct Action SWAT 4 Mod |
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Dec 11, 2007, 07:44 |
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Word is this really is just a training tool and is as much fun as going to the dentist.
Dude, going to the dentist can be a fucking HELLUVA lot of fun. That is if your dentist has the same huge-titted assistants that mine has. Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaa...  |
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| News Comments > Randy Pitchford on Unreal Engine & MoH |
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Nov 29, 2007, 14:27 |
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| Randy's right. The gaming industry is the bottom barrel for coders anyway. Let's face it: If you had any level of real talent would you rather work in a cubicle at EA 24/7 for $3K/month or would you rather work in a cubicle at GM or Microsoft or Boeing from 9-5 for $8K/month? Yeah. Tough choice. There's a reason why game devs aren't getting paid overly well. It's because their jobs and programming tasks are comparatively simple. Anyone with real talent just doesn't work in gaming (with very few exceptions like self-employed John Carmack but we're talking entry/mid level programming positions here anyway, not lead positions). And please spare me the idealist bullshit. The number of game programmers with real talent who just do it cause they love it must be completely negligible. |
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| News Comments > Dungeon Lords Add-on & Sequel Announced |
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Nov 21, 2007, 09:18 |
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| Anyone who is retarded enuff to buy a sequel to this uber piece of shit asshole game needs to see a vet that can put them to rest for good.... or at the very least cut their sperm pipes so they can't have more retarded offspring. Seriously. |
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| News Comments > Wednesday Game Reviews |
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Re: Crysis IGN.AU Review |
Nov 14, 2007, 18:57 |
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wtf? wouldnt dropping that ambitious res down be the first change to make?
Of course it wouldn't be the first change because changing from the native res to a lower res usually leads to a completely unacceptable loss of image quality. Or to put it blunt: You get some real fucked up pixel puke soup from turning down the res. This has only been a well known fact for the past five years or however long it's been now that LCDs have become affordable and popular. Where ya been? Under a rock? Jail? Or are you just a clueless dumbass by nature? |
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| News Comments > ATARI Ceases Game Development |
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Nov 14, 2007, 05:02 |
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Hey, Infogrames has a tradition of ruining names to uphold. They didn't just start out ruining a classic gamesmaker like Atari...
Wow, you're clueless and retarded. Atari had been looong dead before Infogrames picked up the brand from Hasbro. Atari had a loser image so no one really wanted to touch the brand until Infogrames came along and got their paws on the name by means of acquiring Hasbro Interactive. Infogrames subsequently replaced the Infogrames brand with the Atari brand (what was basically a simple renaming of the games division). Please get a clue before puking out more bullshit. kthx. |
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| News Comments > Hellgate Asian Character Wipe |
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Re: Biggest flop since Daikatana |
Nov 11, 2007, 18:52 |
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This was not supposed to be "just another game." This was to be an event.
Completely disagree with you there, Prez. Anyone with half-open eyes could easily tell from the trailers and screens that Hellgate was gonna suck major ass. It was right there, plain to see for everyone. It's just that a lotta people totally ignored the obvious for some weird reason. Honestly, I never understood where this "hype" was coming from in the first place. Must have been coming from tards who never even looked at a single screenshot or video. Everything always pointed to this game sucking all along the entire development cycle and I told y'all so, too. But then people just said "STFU CJ u have no cloo cuz bill roper is teh maaaannnn!!!111". Yeah. Some real man he is, you tards. |
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| News Comments > Hellgate Asian Character Wipe |
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Re: Biggest flop since Daikatana |
Nov 11, 2007, 16:56 |
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While I'm not a big enough asshole to correct your grammar and spelling mistakes...
But I am. CJ "big enough asshole" Parker at your service, Mr. Belzabub. You need to change "...there just jealous becaus there mommy..." to "...they're just jealous because their mommy...".
There are more mistakes in your class A retarded post but why should I bother explaining all this shit to a guy who if he accidentally swallowed a fly would have more brains in his tummy than in his head? |
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| News Comments > Crysis Preloads, Early Unlock? |
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Re: Meh |
Nov 10, 2007, 05:01 |
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Well, I *did* do the digital download, and after it was finished, the EA download manager said "preloaded - releasing in 4 days, 14 hours" .....
Damn - - I wanted to play Crysis all weekend.
HAHAHAHAHA looooool you utter dumbfuck, dude! Why the hell do you think it is called pre-loading? Hmmm? Weeeelll? Why? The audience is listening... come on, speak up... no clue, huh? Doesn't P-R-E ring a bell? P to the R to the E? Know what that means? Here's a clue: Premature ejaculation (that's when teenage boys like yourself can't hold their fire for long, ya know?) has the same "pre" in it. Get it now? Could "pre" have something to do with "before" or "early"? Weeeellll could it? HAHAHAHA you dumbass... YES, IT COULD!!! |
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| News Comments > General British Interview |
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Nov 4, 2007, 09:34 |
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...written by Richard Garriott (or whatever rank he is giving himself now)
So when did "Richard" become a rank then? Hint: It didn't. It's his first name, not a rank. You dumbass. Jeez... |
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| News Comments > Evening Tech Bits |
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Re: Fuck Blockbuster |
Nov 3, 2007, 06:54 |
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She asked if there was anything else they could do to get my return business.
I asked her if she had ever heard of an apology? Then hung the fuck up.
Dude, you dumbass. Here's the perfect opportunity to ask for a blowjob or a tittyfuck and what do you do? Ask for an apology? Are you retarded? Or gay? Or both? Jesus Harold Christ, man... u r teh dumbfuXX LOL |
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - The Command & Conquer Saga |
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Nov 1, 2007, 17:05 |
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All i see are these fat bastards in suits laughing it up with cigars in their fat stubby fingers milking casual gamers for all their worth.
And all I see is a lonely fat bastard with cum stains on his T-shirt being grumpy with a crack pipe in his fat sticky (from cum and Hershey bars) fingers typing crap into his keyboard. Oh the irony. The bitter sweet irony . |
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| News Comments > Empire Earth III Demo |
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Nov 1, 2007, 16:52 |
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RTSes are generally portrayed as more grown-up games, so when will they grow up themselves?
Dude, good point. Like me, they probably never will though... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ASSHOLE... NEVER I SAY, NEVAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111
Ummm. Yeah. |
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| News Comments > Gold - Crysis |
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Re: Friday??? |
Oct 29, 2007, 17:35 |
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Friday -as opposed to Tuesday in the US- is the usual day of release for games in Europe (including Germany) and since Crytek is a German company that might explain things.
Yes. I know. Sorry about the shock. But the world does indeed continue beyond that road in Kentucky. |
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| News Comments > Crysis Demo Released |
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Oct 26, 2007, 20:52 |
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I think I've been spoiled by games like Jericho...
Dude. Puuuhhhhlease. Jericho looks like puke soup after an all you can eat peanut butter contest. If not worse... |
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