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| News Comments > Op Ed |
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Re: Op Ed |
Oct 18, 2009, 13:32 |
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And the Wardens DLC costs 7€ - thats nearly 12$ Yeah, no kidding. You fucking lazy burger-munching American fatso slobs need to get off your collective fat asses and get to work on making your $ suck less so that us superior beings in Europe don't get ripped off by you n00bs no more. That is all. kthx .
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Risen |
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Re: Ships Ahoy - Risen |
Oct 3, 2009, 07:35 |
CJ_Parker |
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...not only that the publisher STOLE PB IP they had... Well, it's obvious that you, Sir, are a dumbfuck of epic proportions if you don't even know the difference between theft and the transferral of an IP as part of a publishing contract. If I were Ray I wouldn't even argue with someone as fucking retarded as you.
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| News Comments > Modern Warfare 2 Surprises Remain |
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Re: Modern Warfare 2 Surprises Remain |
Sep 23, 2009, 17:50 |
CJ_Parker |
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I have a surprise for Modern Warfare 2: I'm not going to buy you, you stupid fuck of a game!
There. How was that for a surprise eh? Next time I'll show Modern Warfare 2 my willy. Stay tuned...
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| News Comments > Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Trailer |
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Re: Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Trailer |
Sep 15, 2009, 11:27 |
CJ_Parker |
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and the fact that you may not be in danger if you hear a machine gun shooting, but will be in danger if you hear the bullets thudding into the ground. Ummm. The M60 machine gun for example has a muzzle velocity of 953m/s and an effective range of ~1.1km. The speed of sound is 343m/s. If the machine gunner does his job right then you won't hear anything at all. You'll just be dead. Long before you would be able to even hear any kind of firing. That dev's got the wrong order. What you would notice first if the gunner misses is bullets thudding into the ground and only after that would you hear the gun shooting.
P.S. for the smart cookies: Yeah, I know that the bullet will slow down as it travels but it will be a while before it drops below 343m/s so unless you're being shot at from a far distance there'll be bullett impacts first and sounds second.
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| News Comments > Bethesda: No Current Elder Scrolls 5 Plans, MMO? Maybe |
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Re: Bethesda: No Current Elder Scrolls 5 Plans, MMO? Maybe |
Aug 16, 2009, 08:27 |
CJ_Parker |
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I guess my biggest annoyance with MMORPGs is their labeling. I don't really consider them RPGs at all. Having classes and stats doesn't make an RPG. Open-ended gameplay and lots of meaningful choice and consequence make an RPG. Well, that's only your problem though if you have a weird definition of what makes an RPG. Why should you not be able to have "open-ended gameplay and lots of meaningful choice and consequence" in any other genre? It would be easy to apply that definition to FPS and RTS and there are in fact games in both genres that have had open-ended gameplay and c&c. No, Sir. Those are not defining characteristics of an RPG. What really makes an RPG (and I'm not pulling this out of my ass but it is one of the most common and most widely accepeted definitions) is when character skill (and stats, traits, whatever) begins to matter more than player skill. So classes and stats do in fact play a major role in what makes an RPG because they define who your character is, how strong he/she is, what skills he/she can use and a lot of other things. That's exactly what makes an RPG as you build a character, assign your character a role and then play that role within the rules and the setting of the role-playing world. Open-ended gameplay and c&c can but don't have to be an ingredient of an RPG. I prefer RPGs with those characteristics but they are most certainly not defining characteristics.
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| News Comments > Morning Tech Bits |
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Re: Morning Tech Bits |
Aug 10, 2009, 20:50 |
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My guess is that Risen will be the next title to slip into 2010. Not gonna happen. They have already set and committed to a date which is October 2nd worldwide. The game has been in feature freeze and beta testing for months now so it is extremely unlikely that any major unexpected issues are all of a sudden going to pop up out of nowhere. They are balancing and polishing the game at this time according to the forums so they are really just about "done". German magazines have already been given access to playable beta code. The ad campaign and PR in general is in full swing (in Germany). Short of an act of God (office fire, earthquake, nuclear accident, plane crashing into their office building) there is nothing going to stand in the way of that October 2nd release.
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| News Comments > Ubisoft's Anti-Piracy Plans |
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Re: Ubisoft's Anti-Piracy |
Jul 28, 2009, 17:26 |
CJ_Parker |
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I don't really give a shit. I just hope they're going to fuck pirates in the ass. Like real hard. No lube style with a 12 inch boner. You know... with wide open eyes and screams of agony and all that jazz. That'd be fun. For me at least .
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| News Comments > SOE Cuts |
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Re: SOE Cuts |
Jul 18, 2009, 13:10 |
CJ_Parker |
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I was making a genuine request for help to confirm I calculated right. What's your problem? Dude, lighten up. You gotta admit that it was a pretty fucking retarded question to ask given the fact that... a) as I said, the mathematical problem could easily be solved by elementary school students due to its complete lack of complexity and b) calculators are kinda common these days, ya know, and unless you're posting to Blue's from some seriously weird pure command line OS there is an excellent chance that your OS has a built-in calculator, too! So the answer to your question was most likely just a couple mouse clicks and a few keystrokes away and certainly a lot less effort even than creating that post of yours. But hey we all have our little dumbass moments some time so iz no big deal. Don't worry about it, pal.
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