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| News Comments > Op Ed |
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Re: Op Ed |
Jun 22, 2011, 17:58 |
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^Drag0n^ wrote on Jun 22, 2011, 17:50:
It's appears to be a common horror element as it is something that women find universally scary.
Not just women, dude, or how would you like a tentacle up your ass? 
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Oh. OK. I see. Sorry, I didn't know that. No, I have no problem with gay people, why? *backs off slowly*
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| News Comments > FIFA 12 in September |
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Re: FIFA 12 in September |
Jun 22, 2011, 17:53 |
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Optional nickname wrote on Jun 22, 2011, 15:12:
I was such an asshole. I gave up a weekend long opportunity of lovemaking to a sweet 18 yr old French chick, because...
That doesn't sound like you were an "asshole" but more like a first class retard .
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Dungeon Siege III, PC Control Fixes Planned |
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Re: Ships Ahoy - Dungeon Siege III, PC Control Fixes Planned |
Jun 21, 2011, 18:02 |
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RollinThundr wrote on Jun 21, 2011, 17:45:
Oh yeah I'm sure they wanted to rush DA2 out the door in 18 months half baked making tons of game mechanics changes, streamlining the fuck out of it, and having a framed narrative that falls flat on it's face in many places.
That was Bioware's goal all along right? The idea that Bioware has any control at this point of it's release schedules is laughable at best.
Aw how cute. Touched the nerve of a BioWare fanboi there, did I? Oopsie.
First, you do realize that we were previously talking about Dragon Age: Origins, right? You also realize that there is a difference between Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age 2, namely that the second part is actually the sequel to the first part and thus they are not the same, right? Second, you do realize that I posted a developer quote, you know, a quote of a person working at BioWare in a high level position with actual insight which incidentally is the opposite of a foaming at the mouth EA hater like you? Ya gotz allz that? Wow. Good boy. Now let's do it 1 + 1 = ...?
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Dungeon Siege III, PC Control Fixes Planned |
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Re: Ships Ahoy - Dungeon Siege III, PC Control Fixes Planned |
Jun 21, 2011, 17:26 |
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necrosis wrote on Jun 21, 2011, 17:14:
Then again it was a PC game from the ground up without a thought about a console version till EA bought Bioware, demanded a console version, and delayed the PC version 6 months when it was DONE because they were worried about console sales.
This, my poor uninformed friend, is 100% grade A bullshit. Here's the un-bullshitted version (scroll down to comment #48) straight from the horse's mouth with the horse being BioWare's Live Team Producer Derek French who posted on these very forums:
If you have had any experience with a BioWare game launch I can firmly state that all delays and target platforms rest solely at the discretion of BioWare. We chose to delay the game. We chose the platforms we want it to be on. EA acquired BioWare and Pandemic about 2 years ago and they have been supportive about our decisions, not the cause of them. We are doing exactly what we want to do on this project.
Derek French
Technical Producer, Live Team
BioWare
Ya got that, n00b?
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| News Comments > Morning Tech Bits |
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Jun 21, 2011, 14:49 |
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Mickeysoft can go and shove their cloud crap where the sun don't shine. You think anyone is seriously gonna want to store their private documents on the web? Yeah? Really? So some joker club like LulzSec can steal everyone's private shit including their steamy hot private love letters or their private letters to their shrink to publish them on the Internets for "teh lulz"?
Yep. Genius thinking there at Redmond HQ. Where Google, Facebook and others have just run out of ideas to spy on people, Mickeysoft is just warming up... you go, girl!
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| News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Dungeon Siege III, PC Control Fixes Planned |
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Re: Ships Ahoy - Dungeon Siege III, PC Control Fixes Planned |
Jun 21, 2011, 14:14 |
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baltar wrote on Jun 21, 2011, 13:54:
Against my better judgement, I am going to play devil's advocate and say that they probably didn't know the controls were going to be this badly an issue until after the demo came out.
Any game designer (and we have to use that term very loosely with regard to DS3 on a whole) who did not know how much this control scheme SUCKS on the PC needs to get the fuck out of game design. Like yesterday. Honestly, if they got positive feedback on this shit from testers or some kind of focus group then they need to stop picking up random crackheads from the street for cheap testing or focusing.
This isn't the first time that Obsidian is going the way of the retard either. See NWN 2 for reference. Movement and camera controls in top-down and third person games have been done to death and done well by other developers. Why the fuck do these Obsidian fraggles seem to think that they need to reinvent the wheel every time they shit out one of their clown games?
Jesus H Motherfucker of Christ. Talk about annoying...
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| News Comments > QUAKE "Reboot" Possible |
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Re: QUAKE |
Jun 17, 2011, 17:27 |
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Beamer wrote on Jun 17, 2011, 15:44:
And if I recall Romero did the entire Quake design document. He was fired halfway through, right? And that's part of the reason it's so insanely disjointed and incoherent?
The reasons for "disjointed and incoherent" would be that id didn't make their games to tell a story back then but that they made the game first (or a series of cool levels) and then at the very last minute they slapped a story on the whole thing. That's why id games never had much of a story to begin with. At least until Doom 3/Quake 4 when they needed to get a little more serious with the story stuff since somewhere along the way Half-Life 1 + 2 and also the single player Unreals had set a precedent how to combine cool levels, fun gameplay and a decent plot.
I always find it highly amusing though when people (who are probably way too young to have played one of the early id games) talk about the original Doom or Quake games and how they'd looove to see the "stories" continued. L to the O to the L. The "story" of the classic Dooms and Quakes was "Find the fucking level exit and all of the secrets and hurry the fuck up". That was all there was to it after all.
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| News Comments > Saturday Legal Briefs |
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Re: Saturday Legal Briefs |
Jun 11, 2011, 21:18 |
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The Half Elf wrote on Jun 11, 2011, 19:30:
Which is what they said, people will get exposure to Torchlight franchise, so when Torchlight 2, and the Torchlight MMO come out they are potential customers.
Yep. Potential customers of Rapidshare and UseNeXT .
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| News Comments > Dungeon Siege III Demo |
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Jun 7, 2011, 10:26 |
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PHJF wrote on Jun 7, 2011, 10:20:
cant be worse than space siege
Now that's a great consolation. Hey maybe it's not even as bad as cancer huh?
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| News Comments > The Witcher 2 Patch |
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Re: The Witcher 2 Patch |
Jun 3, 2011, 18:55 |
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Draugr wrote on Jun 3, 2011, 17:27:
http://flawlesswidescreen.org/
3rd part fix for aspect ratio. It worked for 1.1 but I dunno if things will change with 1.2 as I haven't gotten a chance to mess with it yet.
edit - It doesn't so I guess we'll need to wait for the program to be updated or CDP to support it. Sorry for the false lead.
CDP already confirmed that official 16:10 support will be coming in a future patch so the question is only when and not if.
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| News Comments > The Witcher 2 Patch |
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Re: The Witcher 2 Patch |
Jun 3, 2011, 17:21 |
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KilrathiAce wrote on Jun 3, 2011, 17:07:
Overon wrote on Jun 3, 2011, 13:49:
Does this patch have the fullscreen 16:10 aspect ratio fixed? There are black bars on the top and bottom of the screen because of the lack of support for fullscreen 16:10 aspect ratios.
I back this question up... COME ON ANSWER!
Dude, relax and read the fucking thread. The question was already answered in reply #10.
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| News Comments > Star Wars Games "Our Priority" - LucasArts |
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Re: Star Wars Games |
Jun 2, 2011, 16:52 |
CJ_Parker |
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DangerDog wrote on Jun 2, 2011, 16:41:
so no Xwing vs Tie fighter in the pipeline.
Anyone who even remotely believes in plans of a proper X-Wing vs TIE game really needs to do the world the favor of checking in at a mental health facility where they lock the doors behind you. kthx.
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| News Comments > The Witcher 2 Patched, DRM Removed |
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Re: The Witcher 2 Patched, DRM Removed |
May 27, 2011, 06:44 |
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You guys do realize that the only reason they dropped the DRM is because they were too incompetent to fix the performance issues that were caused by the DRM, right? They didn't do this out of the goodness of their hearts or to treat their customers right. Get a clue plz.
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| News Comments > The Witcher 2 Patched, DRM Removed |
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Re: The Witcher 2 Patched, DRM Removed |
May 26, 2011, 20:43 |
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AdamK47 wrote on May 26, 2011, 20:23:
There is really no other way to get the DLC. They have removed the DLC downloading capability from the launcher. I think they gave up trying to get it to work with their servers.
Yeah. Isn't that just great? So instead of fixing their buggy shit they just decide to give away all their buggy shit for free. Awesome*!
*except maybe for those who paid extra for the buggy shit but as I said it's not gonna happen again... The Witcher 3 including all DLC (pre-order and CE and whatnot) will be mine for free. YAAAARRRR!
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