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Signed On Feb 11, 2006, 23:49
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
4. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jul 18, 2014, 10:56 CJ_Parker
 
Yep. Whoever wrote that article is ONE INSANE MUTHAFUCKA!!

BTW curious why you guys picked on the thermal paste bit. That is actually one of the saner parts of the article because it can be kind of annoying when you have to shift the heatsink around a lot and you just know that the paste has gotten smeared all over the place and you wonder whether it's still enough and all that.

There is some MUCH crazier shit in that article though. Like how no. 8 and no. 10 are essentially the exact same fucking (non-)issue. Or this bit about anti-static straps:
While I understand that you don't actually need a strap, and that as long as you regularly touch the case to ground yourself you're probably fine, my doubts linger. Every time my PC doesn't quite work like it's supposed to, a tiny part of me wonders if it's because of that one time I jiggled the video card without wearing the strap. I'll never know.

^ LULZ DAFUQ?!?
That "tiny" part of him that wonders must surely be his brain.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen at $48 Million
14. Re: Star Citizen at $48 Million Jul 15, 2014, 01:08 CJ_Parker
 
Quick reminder: The current stretch goals are to be regarded as placeholders for what can be and will be achieved with additional funds. They are not a direct representation of "this is what we will do with $1 million".  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
1. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Jul 10, 2014, 19:08 CJ_Parker
 
German marketing companies can go and suck some long fucking Bratwurst, man!  
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News Comments > Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer
15. Re: Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer Jul 10, 2014, 13:25 CJ_Parker
 
Quinn wrote on Jul 10, 2014, 12:21:
Darks wrote on Jul 10, 2014, 12:01:
Rattlehead wrote on Jul 10, 2014, 11:06:
Witcher 3 is going to blow this out of the water.

I seriously doubt that.


Hmmm. I don't. I really don't.

Me neither. The Witcher 3 is going to play ball and slam dunk this poor motherfucker.
 
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News Comments > MS Flight Simulator X for Steam This Year; "New Concepts" Coming
17. Re: MS Flight Simulator X for Steam This Year; Jul 10, 2014, 00:26 CJ_Parker
 
bigspender wrote on Jul 9, 2014, 23:13:
Meh I'll take the ultra detailed aircraft of DCS World any day over FSX

Well, some people actually like to play it peaceful, either all the time or at least for a change, and learning to follow real world flight procedures is a whole world of challenge all on its own.
Besides, if all you're into is system depth, there are add-on planes for FSX that make even DCS' "ultra detailed" aircraft look like toy planes. The PMDG series, for example, or also the Majestic Q400.
 
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News Comments > MS Flight Simulator X for Steam This Year; "New Concepts" Coming
9. Re: MS Flight Simulator X for Steam This Year; Jul 9, 2014, 20:45 CJ_Parker
 
A serious and 100% accurate (flight model, avionics, weather etc.) civilian flight sim would be the perfect fit for an open source crowdfunded effort since no single company could ever hope to create realistic global terrain and detailed airplanes within any reasonable amount of time.

Not sure what DTG are planning on but can't be anything too serious if it's already scheduled for release next year. So maybe it's just a re-release with Steve's DirectX 10 fixer fully incorporated? Steve's DX10 fix has recently been pulled from the FS Store. Maybe this is the reason...

A fixed up re-release actually wouldn't be too bad. FSX with the right mix of add-ons is fairly close to perfect. If DTG could manage to really get into the FSX source and improve performance for modern systems with multithreading support, fix the dreaded OOM issues and rework the weather engine (so e.g. weather radar works) and ATC then that would be a simmer's dream come true.

This can only be an intermediate solution though. What's really needed is an all new AAA civilian sim that is open for add-on developers so hundreds or thousands of people worldwide can work on such a massive project simultaneously.
 
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News Comments > Gearbox Announces "Hero Shooter" Battleborn
1. Re: Gearbox Announces Jul 8, 2014, 13:11 CJ_Parker
 
kthxbutno  
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News Comments > Steam Top 10
5. Re: Steam Top 10 Jul 6, 2014, 13:49 CJ_Parker
 
MoreLuckThanSkill wrote on Jul 6, 2014, 13:16:
Minor issues aside, it is indeed a very good game. I hope Pillars of Eternity blows it out of the water though. :o

It won't. DOS has already won because -aside from an assload of metric fucktons of bugs- PoE is gonna suffer from the typical Obsidian "RPGs are serious business ho-humm" disease whereas Larian Studios have taken their typical more light-hearted and humorous approach which is simply much cooler and more refreshing than Obsidian's heavy-handed style.
For Obsidian creating a game seems to be a meticulous science while Larian just create the fucking game and make it fun. Larian wins.
 
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News Comments > On Sale
2. Re: On Sale Jul 6, 2014, 13:40 CJ_Parker
 
Wish it would have dropped to <= €10 but this was a nice opportunity to grab M&M X Legacy Digital Deluxe for €14.99 .  
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News Comments > InSomnia Tech Demo
1. Re: InSomnia Tech Demo Jul 4, 2014, 19:03 CJ_Parker
 
Dieselpunk huh? Right. So is there also a super95punk or a kerosenepunk RPG genre?  
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News Comments > Far Cry 4 $130 Kyrat Edition Detailed; New Trailer
13. Re: Far Cry 4 $130 Kyrat Edition Detailed; New Trailer Jul 4, 2014, 18:55 CJ_Parker
 
Retarded $130 collection of junk shit  
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News Comments > Rob Pardo Leaves Blizzard
9. Re: Rob Pardo Leaves Blizzard Jul 3, 2014, 20:55 CJ_Parker
 
Redmask wrote on Jul 3, 2014, 20:31:
Hellgate London was a colossal failure but it was also incredibly ambitious...

No it wasn't. A stupid demon invasion was just about THE most unoriginal and clichéd setting/premise that dumbfuck could have chosen. Even the CoD or Halo sequels you mentioned at least try to bring something original to the table with each iteration and if you'd look at these games with an open mind you'd have to admit that they succeed at least at that. They at least have Hollywood B movie stories to capture a gamer's attention for the short while they last.

HGL, however, was a failure on all levels. A totally lame (non-existent) story/setting/premise and a gameplay model that was solely aimed at milking the players instead of actually being fun and/or rewarding. Honestly. Dumbest piece of shit game ev4r.
Fuck Roper. If you want to find actual talent in the game dev world then look at a gig like CD Projekt for example but please never mention Roper and talent in the same sentence again, kthx.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
4. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jun 26, 2014, 16:33 CJ_Parker
 
Gameworks FTW!!!11 AMD can go and fuck themselves with their proprietary Mantle crap that only runs on GCN GPUs.  
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News Comments > More Crytek Rumors
23. Re: More Crytek Rumors Jun 24, 2014, 16:25 CJ_Parker
 
BWWWAAAHHHAAAAAA CRY-MOAR-NEWB-TEK HAHAHAHAAAA  
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News Comments > Sunday Tech Bits
1. Re: GeForce GTX 800 series GPUs to be cheaper, faster than 700 series. Jun 15, 2014, 15:25 CJ_Parker
 
So tards have finally stopped buying vid cards for $600+?  
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News Comments > Destiny Still Destined for PCs?
17. Re: Destiny Still Destined for PCs? Jun 14, 2014, 16:57 CJ_Parker
 
I believe the guy gave it away if you sort of read between the lines. He said "... we're putting one foot in front of the other" which translates to consoles first and PC later.
No big surprise. We're just witnessing the same timed exclusives bullshit as we witnessed last gen (and the one before that). Of course all courtesy of our big, huge buddies at Microsoft who care so much about PC gaming that we're all drowning in fucking care.
 
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News Comments > Torment: Tides of Numenera Delayed Again
22. Re: Torment: Tides of Numenera Delayed Again Jun 13, 2014, 15:21 CJ_Parker
 
Another KS dev that baited people with a pulled-out-of-ass unrealistic release date to give people the impression that what they're pledging for ain't too far away and now the truth comes out bit by bit.
I have backed Torment but needless to say that neither inXile nor any other KS will ever get any more of my money. The devs are just as dishonest and employing sleazy, shady practices to extract money from gamers as the publishers.
Fuck the whole bunch of them. My gaming future is $4.99 Steam sales for games that are supposed to be decent according to user reviews or a perceived general web consensus.
 
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News Comments > Alien Isolation Trailer
14. Re: Alien Isolation Trailer Jun 11, 2014, 04:00 CJ_Parker
 
Y'all are a bunch of pussies. If *I* play this game the fucking Alien will be shitting itself and not me!

You know... kick ass, bubble gum, outta gum... that kind of shit
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V for PC This Fall
53. Re: Grand Theft Auto V for PC This Fall Jun 10, 2014, 14:21 CJ_Parker
 
NKD wrote on Jun 10, 2014, 14:01:
How do people fall for that?

It's called stupidity. Plain old stupidity. Sad but true.
 
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News Comments > Star Wars Battlefront Trailer
20. Re: Star Wars Battlefront Trailer Jun 10, 2014, 14:19 CJ_Parker
 
More than pleasantly surprised here to see a OT focus in this teaser. If there is more OT in this game than just Endor and Hoth and if the release is mostly bug-free then I might actually consider buying this shit.  
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