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Signed On Aug 31, 2005, 19:21
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News Comments > GTA: Episodes from Liberty City Editor Clips
9. Re: GTA: Episodes from Liberty City Editor Clips Apr 10, 2010, 17:35 Donkey_Punch
 
Nameless wrote on Apr 9, 2010, 19:58:
Funny, I thought Tanto was an Indian, and not a troll.

That is Tonto. Sheesh.
 
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News Comments > Ubisoft: DRM Will "Evolve"
19. Re: Ubisoft: DRM Will "Evolve" Apr 10, 2010, 16:42 Donkey_Punch
 
Not being able to buy a game on a the PC is nowhere as frustrating as spending your money on a piece of shit that doesn't run properly.  
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News Comments > Saw II Announced
1. Re: Saw II Announced Apr 10, 2010, 16:39 Donkey_Punch
 
Murder porn. I am sure it will sell well in the USA  
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News Comments > Ubisoft: DRM Will "Evolve"
15. Re: Ubisoft: DRM Will "Evolve" Apr 10, 2010, 16:34 Donkey_Punch
 
Still say their intent is to frustrate PC gamers to the extent that they give up and move to a console.  
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News Comments > Fired Editor Alleges Rockstar Review Pressure
39. Re: Fired Editor Alleges Rockstar Review Pressure Apr 7, 2010, 16:55 Donkey_Punch
 
Why don't they just do like most game companies? Have the PR department write the review FOR the magazine so that it is done exactly how the software company wants. UBI and EA do it.  
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News Comments > Game Reviews
1. Re: Game Reviews Apr 5, 2010, 19:11 Donkey_Punch
 
The economy is pretty much a waste of time in Allods. They really need to give a second profession earlier to make the first profession worthwhile.

The game is a beta with many vocal emotes still in Russian. Many features are missing just to get it somewhere near WoW.

There only appears to be two game servers. Why on earth would you spend money in this game when it could very easily disappear tomorrow?
 
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News Comments > Op Ed
8. Re: Op Ed Apr 5, 2010, 18:58 Donkey_Punch
 
It is amazing what crap you can get people to believe if you brainwash them early enough in life.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
3. Re: Morning Mobilization Apr 2, 2010, 12:18 Donkey_Punch
 
I have a friend, lets call him Bob, that has a DS for his kids. Guess how many games he has bought: 0.

It is always a good chuckle when I see console jockeys pointing fingers at the PC about piracy.
 
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News Comments > Six Days in Fallujah Not Actually Complete
19. Re: Six Days in Fallujah Not Actually Complete Apr 1, 2010, 21:04 Donkey_Punch
 
Yes, yes. You are all proud brainwashed warmongering neo-cons. You have been lied to for so long that even after the fact that your government has been shown to nothing more than murdering thugs you still blindly wave your flag.

Patriotic zombies that have been brainwashed and lied to from birth. Wake up and stop being slaves. Stop drooling every time they ring the patriotic bell like Pavlovian dogs.
 
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News Comments > Six Days in Fallujah Not Actually Complete
6. Re: Six Days in Fallujah Not Actually Complete Apr 1, 2010, 13:56 Donkey_Punch
 
theyarecomingforyou wrote on Apr 1, 2010, 11:04:
I think it would be a shame for ignorant and narrowminded people like yourself to win out and prevent games from addressing politically sensitive issues.

If you consider me ignorant and narrow minded because I find a video game based upon an illegal invasion and occupation (that caused the death of hundreds of thousands of innocent women and children) offensive well sir I wear that tag proudly.

What kind of sick world have we turned into when the deaths of so many innocent people is turned into entertainment? I find it extremely offensive that people like you would care so little about your fellow man that you think it is okay to murder for profit and for control of the oil.

You need to turn off Fox News and wake the fuck up.

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News Comments > Six Days in Fallujah Not Actually Complete
1. Re: Six Days in Fallujah Not Actually Complete Apr 1, 2010, 10:51 Donkey_Punch
 
Good. Hope it never gets finished and they go bankrupt.  
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News Comments > Silent Hunter 5 Patch Plans
19. Re: Silent Hunter 5 Patch Plans Mar 31, 2010, 13:40 Donkey_Punch
 
We can't play GRAW 1 or 2 multi-player without crashing to desktop or someone dropping from a game. How many years did it take UBI to fix the ladder bug in Raven Shield? I never bought Vegas 2 because Vegas 1 was left with so many bugs. Do I even need to mention R6 Lockdown?

 
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News Comments > Activision Reorganized
5. Re: Activision Reorganized Mar 31, 2010, 13:33 Donkey_Punch
 
They should have made a 5th unit consisting of lawyers and accountants and fire them off into space.

(Douglas Adams would appreciate this)

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News Comments > Silent Hunter 5 Patch Plans
17. Re: Silent Hunter 5 Patch Plans Mar 31, 2010, 09:59 Donkey_Punch
 
The Half Elf wrote on Mar 30, 2010, 22:43:
I disagree Slippery Jim, but it does seem the Silent Hunter series is one of those franchises that always requires 5 or 6 patches and left to rot while they announce the next game in the series.

...and GRAW, and R6 Vegas, and others that I am not awake enough yet to remember. I used to be a huge UBI fan but haven't been for several years. Tired of the unfinished and abandoned products.
 
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News Comments > Hot Coffee Payouts Coming
26. Re: Hot Coffee Payouts Coming Mar 30, 2010, 20:28 Donkey_Punch
 
Never, ever trust a man that is willing to give up sex in a vow of celibacy. He is hiding something and should be jailed.  
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News Comments > Silent Hunter 5 Patch Plans
3. Re: Silent Hunter 5 Patch Plans Mar 30, 2010, 20:25 Donkey_Punch
 
Here is a list of every UBI game patch:

- Add more bugs
- make old bugs worse
- abandon game before fixed
- add more DRM
 
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News Comments > Hot Coffee Payouts Coming
23. Re: Hot Coffee Payouts Coming Mar 30, 2010, 19:06 Donkey_Punch
 
kxmode wrote on Mar 30, 2010, 12:38:
Do you mind? Some of us are doing the church thing this week.

People who believe in imaginary friends should have a visit by a mental health expert.
 
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News Comments > Hot Coffee Payouts Coming
5. Re: Hot Coffee Payouts Coming Mar 30, 2010, 11:24 Donkey_Punch
 
Gotta love those Christians. Shooting someone in the head in a game is perfectly fine for their children but have a cuss word or show a little flesh or sex and they go on a rampage!  
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News Comments > Assassin's Creed 2 Outage Compensation
19. Re: Assassin's Creed 2 Outage Compensation Mar 26, 2010, 14:52 Donkey_Punch
 
Creston wrote on Mar 26, 2010, 14:40:
I've never understood this argument. If that's all Ubisoft wants to do, it's very easy : Stop releasing games on the PC altogether.

They don't want PC gamers to buy products from other game manufacturers. They want us SO PISSED OFF with PC gaming that we completely dump it for a console. Microsoft is also following this business model with Windows Live.
 
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News Comments > Free Game for Silent Hunter V Owners
25. Re: Free Game for Silent Hunter V Owners Mar 26, 2010, 09:35 Donkey_Punch
 
So giving away games for free and still able to make a profit...it is almost like piracy.  
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