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Signed On Jul 28, 2005, 12:16
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News Comments > Eidos Montreal: Deus Ex: Invisible War a "Cautionary Tale"
53. Re: Eidos Montreal: Deus Ex: Invisible War a Aug 12, 2011, 21:33 Lorcin
 
Icewind wrote on Aug 12, 2011, 19:29:
I remember every one of you Blues regulars spooging over Invisible War.

Actually whilst I did happily track down a post from icewind saying he didn't like IW back in 2007 - I'm not sure if spooging is a good or a bad thing. Honestly - I like sponge cake - but I'm none to keen on poo. So is spoog bad or good????

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News Comments > MDK 2 HD Next Month
22. Re: MDK 2 HD Next Month Aug 12, 2011, 21:17 Lorcin
 
Prez wrote on Aug 12, 2011, 20:54:
It's NOT "Murder Death Kill"!!! It's "Max, Doc, and Kurt"! Or at least that's what devs said when questioned about the violent title by the morality police!

I actually prefer "Max, Doc and Kurt" - that doesn't summon up imagines of the really annoying Demolition Man which I'll still put on if I come across it on the tv (I watched Universal Soldier as well the other night - it's not like I want to watch this crap; just preferable to going to bed).

 
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News Comments > MDK 2 HD Next Month
21. Re: MDK 2 HD Next Month Aug 12, 2011, 21:13 Lorcin
 
Whilst I'll admit the characters are kinda HD - the environments look distinctly as if they are from a PS2.

I can run a command prompt at 1920x1080 - should m$ start calling that DOS HD?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. Re: Best roast Turkey Aug 8, 2011, 21:01 Lorcin
 
US is crashing, London is burning. I'm gonna oil my chainsaw  
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News Comments > Bethesda Sues Mojang Over Scrolls TM
48. Re: Bethesda Sues Mojang Over Scrolls TM Aug 6, 2011, 21:40 Lorcin
 
Dear Bethesda,

I swear if you manage to sue minecraft out of existence I'll buy not just your back catalogue but every game you ever make in the future.

Tia

Lorcin
 
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News Comments > Rambo Game Plans
21. Re: Rambo Game Plans Aug 4, 2011, 22:26 Lorcin
 
Elf Shot The Food wrote on Aug 4, 2011, 21:49:
The Thing remake is from the producers of the DotD remake, not the director of the DotD remake.

Yeah it's actually directed by pretty much a nobody - and if they announced they were remaking bionic commando and to stay in touch with the franchise were only going to use 8 bit sprites would that be a good thing?

Edit: actual trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txjm94GnrPA

Btw could somebody please teach Mary Elizabeth Winstead to act??? after Die Hard 4 and Scott Pilgrim you'd think some hollywood casting director would notice she had the emotional range of a dog turd. Yet here she is again - annoying me just in the trailer.

PS there's no way this film will be good - the isolation and paranoia is killed by the fact it's a prequel. It would also need to outgore about 95% of films before it - whilst still managing a HUGE shock factor. "The Thing" truly was the cumulation of horror, suspense and thriller genres - now they're going to "re-envision" it with a girl who can't act and over the top CG? Pass.

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News Comments > WoW Drops More Subs
64. Re: WoW Drops More Subs Aug 4, 2011, 21:23 Lorcin
 
LK added enough new areas/content at high level to make people want to play the new areas multiple times (Storm peaks was so much fun to level through). Then it added a serious raid challenge - the only people who got kingslayer on their first attempt paid a lot of money to be carried through the fight.

So far cataclysm has forced people to sit through starter areas again and teased with raid content. Furthermore is it just me - or is WoW underwater NOT fun? I hated quests which forced me to dive in vanilla, TBC and WOTLK - now the start of the expansion is underwater? FU!

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: no longer special Jul 29, 2011, 14:13 Lorcin
 
"Alcohol Withdrawal May Have Caused Amy Winehouse's Death."

Oh what a shame - I better go buy some beer then. Don't want to risk dying.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 24, 2011, 20:40 Lorcin
 
Re Amy Winehouse - I don't like her music, I even prefer The Zuton's original of Valerie. But I'm really glad there's going to be no more topless beach photos of here in the UK tabloids, they really were a case of "I don't wanna click this - but I HAVE to".

That said now she's dead the "I don't wanna click this - but I HAVE to" of a new topless beach photo would be even more compelling from morbid curiosity. Guess I'd better pray they don't bury her at sea.

Amy Winehouse - the Anti-Viagra.
 
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News Comments > Bill Roper Joins Disney/Marvel
21. Re: Bill Roper Joins Disney/Marvel Jul 23, 2011, 21:12 Lorcin
 
Hellgate: Toontown any one? What a fucking sell out - talk about sucking the corporate tit.  
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News Comments > Epic on Bulletstorm Sales
51. Re: Epic on Bulletstorm Sales Jul 23, 2011, 21:10 Lorcin
 
Most console piracy is no more difficult than installing a virtual DVD drive on a pc. It takes very basic knowledge.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 14, 2011, 10:24 Lorcin
 
The cake's may not be a lie - but that quote being Marie Antoinette probably is a lie though:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake

 
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News Comments > On the Star Wars Galaxies Closure
18. Re: On the Star Wars Galaxies Closure Jul 12, 2011, 20:23 Lorcin
 
Honestly - my biggest issue playing it was actually the really rabid SW fans. One took me from the semi-noob zone across at least half a planet to show me his jedi temple which he'd built. Explaining all the ranks of everyone and what role they all had to play.

Except there was nobody else an actual member of this guild/coven/council etc etc. It was just him - and his dreams of grandeur. After that - aside from the fact I had NO idea where I was I never logged in again in case another weirdo approached me. That's the same reason I don't play STO, Matrix Online (that still going?), DC Universe etc etc.

Gamer geeks are often also film or comicbook geeks - but when an online world crosses the boundaries and tries to mate them the results can be truly creepy.
 
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News Comments > On the Star Wars Galaxies Closure
15. Re: On the Star Wars Galaxies Closure Jul 12, 2011, 18:32 Lorcin
 
This guy better hurry up and retire - his in desperate need of his gold watch. The one he has at the moment is running about 5 years slow.  
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News Comments > Insider: Rockstar/Team Bondi Split
52. Re: Insider: Rockstar/Team Bondi Split Jul 5, 2011, 23:14 Lorcin
 
TBH the only thing that truly impressed as a game was the facial acting. The overall plot was covered with band aids, the main character made arbitrary choices which 99.9% of the gaming public couldn't relate to, the world itself was a total drag - after the fourth mission I made my partner drive everywhere. And last but by no means least - within 5 minutes of the first level your forced to totally contaminate evidence (and no that's not a historical mixup, after a discussion with my wife I looked up when the FBI opened a fingerprint unit and it was before this games setting).

Without the superb vocal/facial acting LA Noire is a very questionable title - I really hope rockstar owns the tech to that side as well.

The greatest compliment I could pay this game now was to say it's plot rivalled an Agatha Christie novel - instead I can only say this game's plot was worse than Roger Rabbit and possibly even worse than an episode of Heart to Heart.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
11. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 3, 2011, 23:19 Lorcin
 
ldonyo wrote on Jul 3, 2011, 22:59:
Too bad this wasn't caught before they were packaged. Had a human been present, the stench would most definitely been noticed at that time!

Not strictly true - if you've never worked in a factory let me clarify their are some naturally pungent characters at work in the place anyway. Mistaken rancid chicken for your co-worker is probably a common problem.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Consolidation
10. Re: Sunday Consolidation Jul 3, 2011, 23:09 Lorcin
 
In regard to the ARM article - great for tablets, but why are most phones becoming tablets. Their HUGE! honest to god whilst slightly thinner the latest and greatest phones are the same size as a 1980s brick. People need to get past this "my phone can do everything" mentality and aim for a phone to be a phone, a tablet to be a tablet and a PC to be a PC.

Latest one I've seen? A 3d phone - wtf? who really wants to sit down and watch a 3d movie on their 4.3" phone screen.

I still just want a phone built into my watch - that would do me. Sod Angry Birds, I want to have a stylish watch I can make phone calls on.

I had to upgrade last week and went for the smallest smartphone on the market - yes I like the fact I can tag my car and find it again in a festival carpark. And yes I like the fact I can use it to work out my mpg or check the weather. But whilst I could play angry birds on it - I'd much rather pick up my daughters Ipad for a game then play it on my phone.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Man Cited For 'Flipping The Bird' At Another Driver Jul 3, 2011, 18:42 Lorcin
 
Don't worry blue - I totally failed to get my BBQ alight properly the other day. I'm even considering switching to gas. I wouldn't mind but I'd spent 6 hours making burgers, prepping ribs, marinading chicken etc etc.

You know damn well if I'd just bought a frozen meat pack from the supermarket it would have cooked to perfection.
 
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News Comments > Batman Arkham City Trailer
2. Re: Batman Arkham City Trailer Jul 1, 2011, 23:20 Lorcin
 
I really want Arkham City - but the catwoman segments leave me cold. She's just comes across as a slut being written by a teenage boy. There's nothing seductive about her - she's just a skank.  
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News Comments > 10 Million Minecrafters
4. Re: 10 Million Minecrafters Jul 1, 2011, 23:13 Lorcin
 
Ohhh 10 million minecrafters - or as I like to call them "people I don't want to spend the evening with".

BTW you do realise when Tiger Woods has sex with an Opera singer and their baby has sex with a Minecrafter. The unholy trinity of golf+opera+minecraft will bring about the end of the world!!!!

PS I'm drunk
 
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