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Nickname Burrito of Peace
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Signed On Jul 8, 2004, 17:03
Total Comments 1636 (Pro)
User ID 21247
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
3. Re: Evening Consolidation Jul 7, 2012, 08:41 Burrito of Peace
 
Consolie kiddies?

"I'm you're worst nightmare, racially denigrating homophobic slur!"
 
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News Comments > Total War: Rome II Announced
20. Re: Total War: Rome II Announced Jul 2, 2012, 18:21 Burrito of Peace
 
Awwww....FUCK YEAH! I still play the shit out of R:TW because it is, in my opinion, the best of the entire TW series.  
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News Comments > NVIDIA Win8 Drivers
7. Re: NVIDIA Win8 Drivers Jun 28, 2012, 08:34 Burrito of Peace
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Jun 28, 2012, 07:36:
Who would use a tablet OS on a PC.. mystery

A couple million misguided Apple users for a start...
 
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News Comments > F1 Online: The Game Closed Beta Ending; Open Beta nears
1. Re: F1 Online: The Game Closed Beta Ending; Open Beta nears Jun 18, 2012, 13:35 Burrito of Peace
 
This "game" is horrible. It crashes constantly and it has about as much to do with Formula One as Angry Birds does with ICBM trajectories.  
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News Comments > On Sale
10. Re: On Sale Jun 17, 2012, 10:09 Burrito of Peace
 
Pants.  
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News Comments > "38 Studios Spouse" Speaks
25. Re: Jun 13, 2012, 17:00 Burrito of Peace
 
I do feel sorry for the woman, and her family.

The sheer amount of asshattery and dickishness in game studio/publisher management is insane. I've worked in government positions that have had less bureaucracy and more streamlined communications.

I was well pleased to leave it all behind for a stable job that didn't involve balding 40+ year old has-beens still clinging to the glory of a title that shipped 20 years ago.
 
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News Comments > Endless Space Beta
5. Re: Endless Space Beta Jun 13, 2012, 12:23 Burrito of Peace
 
Dmitri_M wrote on Jun 13, 2012, 12:06:
It's good but a tad thin. It reminds me of Sins of a Solar Empire in that respect. Quick to pick up and play but not a great deal beneath the surface. SOSE being a Homeworld-like 4x lite, Endless Space a Galciv-like 4x lite.

It is very polished and I'm sure I'll get my money's worth though.


Agreed on the Galciv part but I wouldn't compare SoSE to Homeworld. Those are two vastly separate games in terms of style, gameplay and purpose. The only thing they really have in common is the theme of space.
 
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News Comments > Need for Speed Most Wanted Specs
10. Re: Need for Speed Most Wanted Specs Jun 12, 2012, 15:19 Burrito of Peace
 
ochentay4 wrote on Jun 12, 2012, 14:59:
Foster5150 wrote on Jun 12, 2012, 13:41:
Of course. Something I dont understand: what is te difference between Hot Pursuit and Most Wanted?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Need_for_Speed:_Most_Wanted
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Need_for_Speed:_Hot_Pursuit_(2010_video_game)

Please... dont waste my time to look up info that you can find for free...
Whoa man, nice answer. I was looking for opinions, as I see the games are really similar. The only difference I see is that you cant play as cop in MW. I dont care what a wiki says (I've played all NFS games since The Need for Speed...)

Why be helpful when you can just be a flatout dick and tell yourself how cool you are?
 
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News Comments > EYE Divine Cybermancy Patched
16. Re: EYE Divine Cybermancy Patched May 27, 2012, 07:34 Burrito of Peace
 
If that much time has to be spent trying to tell people how to play the game and not why they should play the game, your design has failed miserably.

One person enjoying the idiosyncratic esoterica of a game while many more finding it obtuse at best (from what I have read here and elsewhere) doesn't make it subtle or clever.
 
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News Comments > Updated Max Payne 3 PC Specs & Release Date
4. Re: Updated Max Payne 3 PC Specs & Release Date May 25, 2012, 20:35 Burrito of Peace
 
theyarecomingforyou wrote on May 25, 2012, 20:07:
Beelzebud wrote on May 25, 2012, 19:46:
I wonder if it will run better than GTA4 did.
Could it actually run any worse?

Yes, it could run like Saints Row 2.
 
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News Comments > DmC Runs to PCs Next Year
15. Re: DmC Runs to PCs Next Year May 22, 2012, 09:28 Burrito of Peace
 
So it's just missing the window for Christmas in Hollis.  
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News Comments > Diablo III Hacking?
114. Re: Diablo III Hacking? May 21, 2012, 18:32 Burrito of Peace
 
deqer wrote on May 21, 2012, 11:58:
...no genius, he's playing it on his computer that he can afford--he's not a lifeless turd like you living out of your mom's basement having no bills to pay and saving up $ for the best computer on the market because you don't spend $ on anything else because your mom covers it you fat ugly gamer lifer nerd whos a virgin to real life and the only power you have is typing on internet forums belittling others that don't spend $2,000 on a computer like you.

I take umbrage to this statement. Having a fair bit of disposable cash to do with as you please doesn't necessarily equate to a familial living arrangement, poor health, unfavorable aesthetics or reproductive inactivity.

It just makes you sound extremely, and pitifully, bitter toward those who have greater financial means than yourself. In fact, even the single sentence snark doesn't justify a run-on diatribe of that length.

Besides, Diablo 3 rules in co-op. In fact, it's probably the greatest multiplayer game ever invented.
 
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News Comments > Torchlight II Stress Test This Weekend
55. Re: Torchlight II Stress Test This Weekend May 18, 2012, 13:29 Burrito of Peace
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I hate <game name here>,
And you should, too.

You have a differing opinion?
We can not respectfully disagree.
I'll call you a cunt faced troll,
Because you are, obviously.

You'll question my intelligence,
you'll intimate that my father was my brother.
I'll call you a fanboy,
and tell you I fucked your mother.

Blue will roar in,
Holding banhammer high
Posts will be deleted
Some will wonder "Why?"

But after it's all over,
the bans and the culls,
We'll sit back and laugh
and say it's for "teh lulz".

But somewhere in the dark,
sits a nerd with a heaving chest.
As tears roll down his sallow face,
the Steam key of his favorite game will be pressed,
To his lips and so lovingly kissed.
Then it's back to the forums,
to nerdrage with an iron cyberfist!
 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - Gratuitous Tank Battles
5. Re: Ships Ahoy - Gratuitous Tank Battles May 18, 2012, 09:32 Burrito of Peace
 
Wake me up when we start making games called "Gratuitous Nudity and Big Ass Explosions".

 
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News Comments > 38 Studios Misses Payroll; Bounces Check
27. Re: 38 Studios Misses Payroll; Bounces Check May 18, 2012, 09:30 Burrito of Peace
 
And not a single fuck was given.  
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News Comments > Saints Row 4 Outed?
22. Re: Saints Row 4 Outed? May 17, 2012, 06:26 Burrito of Peace
 
Jerykk wrote on May 16, 2012, 22:33:
Now, granted, like the psychosexual broad, Saints Row has a glaring problem (at least that I and a couple friends experienced). If you play co-op over Live, and your client gets desynced, your save game is seriously fucked.

The game doesn't use GFWL.

There's also Xbox Live, Jerykk.
 
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News Comments > Saints Row 4 Outed?
16. Re: Saints Row 4 Outed? May 16, 2012, 17:56 Burrito of Peace
 
Morgan19 wrote on May 16, 2012, 14:31:
I played all the GTAs, but never tried SR. I take it from the comments here, you guys'd recommend SR3? Looks like a fun game from gameplay vidoes on YouTube.

Yes.

I would recommend it in this way:

Playing any GTA past Vice City is like being tortured, violated and kept "company" by the single most boring, fat and dumpy broad to walk the earth. The kind of landwhale who would quote bad romcoms and chick flicks lines at you in every situation possible, no matter how tenuously relevant it may have been. After a short amount of time, you notice how shallow, lifeless and alarmingly stereotypical she is, even as she claims to be deep, compelling and free-spirited.

Saints Row, on the other hand, is like that crazy and hot broad you nailed in college. She was hellaciously fun at parties, would fuck your brains out six ways from Sunday when you called her at 3am on a Wednesday and never expected so much as a call the next morning.

Now, granted, like the psychosexual broad, Saints Row has a glaring problem (at least that I and a couple friends experienced). If you play co-op over Live, and your client gets desynced, your save game is seriously fucked.

I should make it clear: I love the Saints Row series like a fat dude loves Asian women. Grand Theft Auto is one of the most overhyped and ridiculously badly written game series of all time, in my opinion. Your mileage may vary. Try your waitress, tip the veal.

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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
4. Re: Morning Metaverse</p> <ul> <li><a href= May 15, 2012, 11:57 Burrito of Peace
 
Maybe it was a late night due to Smoking and then, after that, Blue was Sunny for a while until he eventually Snore at 4am. He woke up Confused , stumbled toward his desk and began to Computer .

I have had morning-afters like that.
 
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News Comments > Binary Domain Demo
9. Re: Binary Domain Demo May 12, 2012, 17:49 Burrito of Peace
 
Bet wrote on May 12, 2012, 16:06:
Geez, from the Total Biscuit vid, by the Valve doctrine of game development and storytelling, then the developers are guilty of cutscene crimes on the order of capital offenses and deserving exile.

At the very least, they deserve prison-style anal violation and then exile from the tribe.
 
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News Comments > Op Ed
14. Re: Op Ed May 11, 2012, 12:19 Burrito of Peace
 
What if I just stopped buying games? No, I don't mean switching to exclusively pirating them. I mean just stopped being a customer altogether.

I know that I would find a new hobby or devote more time to a preexisting one but I don't think it would do anything positive to change this behavior of "stick it to the customer at all costs".

Perhaps the only real solution is piracy,

 
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