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Real Name Lazarus Long   
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Nickname Burrito of Peace
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Signed On Jul 8, 2004, 17:03
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User ID 21247
 
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News Comments > Evening Screenshots
4. Re: Evening Screenshots Aug 1, 2012, 09:45 Burrito of Peace
 
Cutter wrote on Jul 31, 2012, 21:58:
Are these the same guys who made Ascendancy - one of my favourite games of all time? Some of those art assets are directly from it. Who's going to be playing this?

I swear I thought I was the only one who had ever played Ascendency. No one ever mentions in when discussing space based RTS/4X games. It was a really solid and fun to play game.
 
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News Comments > Bethesda S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Rumor
17. Re: Bethesda S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Rumor Jul 31, 2012, 12:32 Burrito of Peace
 
Awwww yeah! I can not wait to Fus Ro Dah the shit out of a Zone anomaly! Clearly Bethesda is better at making these types of games. The last Stalker (sorry, S.T.A.L.K.E.R..........!...%...) game I played, all you did was walk a lot, randomly shoot dogs or people, do a lot more walking, come across some cheesy Zone related dialogue that was written by Miss Sped's class and then go back to walking. It was like a post-apocalyptic Lord of the Rings except with less whining and homoerotic overtones.  
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News Comments > Impire Announced
3. Re: Impire Announced Jul 28, 2012, 08:53 Burrito of Peace
 
Can you hear it calling?

IMPIRE!
 
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
2. Re: Evening Mobilization Jul 25, 2012, 08:08 Burrito of Peace
 
Lorcin wrote on Jul 24, 2012, 21:11:
I'm willing to bet it will still be unable to charge from 90% of PCs due to "lack of power" whilst every other phone works fine.

Which is funny given that a lot of motherboards now have two (or more) USB ports designated as charging ports solely. Oh, wait, you're supposed to be guzzling the Apple Koolaid by the gallon and only have a Mac, too!

 
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News Comments > Minecraft Patent Lawsuit
55. Re: Minecraft Patent Lawsuit Jul 23, 2012, 10:18 Burrito of Peace
 
Weird wood whacks wildly while waxing woefully with wisteria while waiting wistfully.  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
2. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Jul 21, 2012, 08:06 Burrito of Peace
 
Paranoid Jack wrote on Jul 21, 2012, 01:41:
How you doing?

Been a long time, Jack?

Cause...damn. It's like Marlon Wayans in drag.
 
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News Comments > Saturday Safety Dance
2. Re: Saturday Safety Dance Jul 7, 2012, 16:15 Burrito of Peace
 
Better idea:

Keep one server running that redirects everything to one webpage that has a four way of Goatse, Tubgirl, 2 Girls and Pickle Jar Guy.

That'll motivate the mouth breathers to get their problems sorted.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
3. Re: Evening Consolidation Jul 7, 2012, 08:41 Burrito of Peace
 
Consolie kiddies?

"I'm you're worst nightmare, racially denigrating homophobic slur!"
 
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News Comments > Total War: Rome II Announced
20. Re: Total War: Rome II Announced Jul 2, 2012, 18:21 Burrito of Peace
 
Awwww....FUCK YEAH! I still play the shit out of R:TW because it is, in my opinion, the best of the entire TW series.  
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News Comments > NVIDIA Win8 Drivers
7. Re: NVIDIA Win8 Drivers Jun 28, 2012, 08:34 Burrito of Peace
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Jun 28, 2012, 07:36:
Who would use a tablet OS on a PC.. mystery

A couple million misguided Apple users for a start...
 
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News Comments > F1 Online: The Game Closed Beta Ending; Open Beta nears
1. Re: F1 Online: The Game Closed Beta Ending; Open Beta nears Jun 18, 2012, 13:35 Burrito of Peace
 
This "game" is horrible. It crashes constantly and it has about as much to do with Formula One as Angry Birds does with ICBM trajectories.  
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News Comments > On Sale
10. Re: On Sale Jun 17, 2012, 10:09 Burrito of Peace
 
Pants.  
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News Comments > "38 Studios Spouse" Speaks
25. Re: Jun 13, 2012, 17:00 Burrito of Peace
 
I do feel sorry for the woman, and her family.

The sheer amount of asshattery and dickishness in game studio/publisher management is insane. I've worked in government positions that have had less bureaucracy and more streamlined communications.

I was well pleased to leave it all behind for a stable job that didn't involve balding 40+ year old has-beens still clinging to the glory of a title that shipped 20 years ago.
 
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News Comments > Endless Space Beta
5. Re: Endless Space Beta Jun 13, 2012, 12:23 Burrito of Peace
 
Dmitri_M wrote on Jun 13, 2012, 12:06:
It's good but a tad thin. It reminds me of Sins of a Solar Empire in that respect. Quick to pick up and play but not a great deal beneath the surface. SOSE being a Homeworld-like 4x lite, Endless Space a Galciv-like 4x lite.

It is very polished and I'm sure I'll get my money's worth though.


Agreed on the Galciv part but I wouldn't compare SoSE to Homeworld. Those are two vastly separate games in terms of style, gameplay and purpose. The only thing they really have in common is the theme of space.
 
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News Comments > Need for Speed Most Wanted Specs
10. Re: Need for Speed Most Wanted Specs Jun 12, 2012, 15:19 Burrito of Peace
 
ochentay4 wrote on Jun 12, 2012, 14:59:
Foster5150 wrote on Jun 12, 2012, 13:41:
Of course. Something I dont understand: what is te difference between Hot Pursuit and Most Wanted?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Need_for_Speed:_Most_Wanted
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Need_for_Speed:_Hot_Pursuit_(2010_video_game)

Please... dont waste my time to look up info that you can find for free...
Whoa man, nice answer. I was looking for opinions, as I see the games are really similar. The only difference I see is that you cant play as cop in MW. I dont care what a wiki says (I've played all NFS games since The Need for Speed...)

Why be helpful when you can just be a flatout dick and tell yourself how cool you are?
 
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News Comments > EYE Divine Cybermancy Patched
16. Re: EYE Divine Cybermancy Patched May 27, 2012, 07:34 Burrito of Peace
 
If that much time has to be spent trying to tell people how to play the game and not why they should play the game, your design has failed miserably.

One person enjoying the idiosyncratic esoterica of a game while many more finding it obtuse at best (from what I have read here and elsewhere) doesn't make it subtle or clever.
 
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News Comments > Updated Max Payne 3 PC Specs & Release Date
4. Re: Updated Max Payne 3 PC Specs & Release Date May 25, 2012, 20:35 Burrito of Peace
 
theyarecomingforyou wrote on May 25, 2012, 20:07:
Beelzebud wrote on May 25, 2012, 19:46:
I wonder if it will run better than GTA4 did.
Could it actually run any worse?

Yes, it could run like Saints Row 2.
 
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News Comments > DmC Runs to PCs Next Year
15. Re: DmC Runs to PCs Next Year May 22, 2012, 09:28 Burrito of Peace
 
So it's just missing the window for Christmas in Hollis.  
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News Comments > Diablo III Hacking?
114. Re: Diablo III Hacking? May 21, 2012, 18:32 Burrito of Peace
 
deqer wrote on May 21, 2012, 11:58:
...no genius, he's playing it on his computer that he can afford--he's not a lifeless turd like you living out of your mom's basement having no bills to pay and saving up $ for the best computer on the market because you don't spend $ on anything else because your mom covers it you fat ugly gamer lifer nerd whos a virgin to real life and the only power you have is typing on internet forums belittling others that don't spend $2,000 on a computer like you.

I take umbrage to this statement. Having a fair bit of disposable cash to do with as you please doesn't necessarily equate to a familial living arrangement, poor health, unfavorable aesthetics or reproductive inactivity.

It just makes you sound extremely, and pitifully, bitter toward those who have greater financial means than yourself. In fact, even the single sentence snark doesn't justify a run-on diatribe of that length.

Besides, Diablo 3 rules in co-op. In fact, it's probably the greatest multiplayer game ever invented.
 
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News Comments > Torchlight II Stress Test This Weekend
55. Re: Torchlight II Stress Test This Weekend May 18, 2012, 13:29 Burrito of Peace
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I hate <game name here>,
And you should, too.

You have a differing opinion?
We can not respectfully disagree.
I'll call you a cunt faced troll,
Because you are, obviously.

You'll question my intelligence,
you'll intimate that my father was my brother.
I'll call you a fanboy,
and tell you I fucked your mother.

Blue will roar in,
Holding banhammer high
Posts will be deleted
Some will wonder "Why?"

But after it's all over,
the bans and the culls,
We'll sit back and laugh
and say it's for "teh lulz".

But somewhere in the dark,
sits a nerd with a heaving chest.
As tears roll down his sallow face,
the Steam key of his favorite game will be pressed,
To his lips and so lovingly kissed.
Then it's back to the forums,
to nerdrage with an iron cyberfist!
 
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