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Real Name Lazarus Long   
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Nickname Burrito of Peace
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Signed On Jul 8, 2004, 17:03
Total Comments 1637 (Pro)
User ID 21247
 
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News Comments > Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Confirmed, Details Next Week
20. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 28, 2013, 13:43 Burrito of Peace
 
Has AC fixed the problem where I look like a retarded loon who recently looted the costume rental store and in no way look like the locals around me?

Because nothing says "professional assassin" like "sticking out like a sore, antediluvian thumb".
 
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News Comments > Salem Enters Open Beta
10. Re: Salem Enters Open Beta Feb 28, 2013, 13:33 Burrito of Peace
 
Hassan al-Sabbah wrote on Feb 28, 2013, 13:31:
dj LiTh wrote on Feb 28, 2013, 13:29:
Hassan al-Sabbah wrote on Feb 28, 2013, 13:24:
dj LiTh wrote on Feb 28, 2013, 12:59:
So thats where all the sexual predators hang out

you should come out of your cave more often, plenty of news to go around these days

Eh? What are you on about?

Catholics, homie.

Catholics.

I did Nazi that coming.
 
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News Comments > Homeworld and Remaining THQ IPs for Sale
36. Re: Homeworld and Remaining THQ IPs for Sale Feb 27, 2013, 19:59 Burrito of Peace
 
entr0py wrote on Feb 27, 2013, 18:45:
Did anyone actually care about the storyline and characters in Homeworld?

Yes, quite a bit. In fact, the fan base wasn't overly pleased when they changed voice actresses for S'jet between Homeworld 1 and 2.
 
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News Comments > Blood Revival Shelved
19. Re: Blood Revival Shelved Feb 16, 2013, 09:57 Burrito of Peace
 
Blood introduced me to Type O Negative.

Does anyone else remember the incredibly artifacted video of "Love You to Death" on the CD?
 
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News Comments > Bungie's Destiny Details Soon
11. Re: Bungie's Destiny Details Soon Feb 12, 2013, 19:33 Burrito of Peace
 
When Halo gains the status of Doom 1+2, Unreal Tournament, Thief 1+2, Deus Ex 1, Far Cry, or Crysis, it will then be worthy. It is not and it never will be. Each of those games, in one category or another, significantly progressed FPS games.

Sure Bungie has made other games:

Myth - A mediocre and forgettable RTS series
Oni - A forgettable TPARPG
Marathon - Forgotten by gaming history except by Mac zealots.

The only reason Bungie is known is for Halo and that is because it was a premier launch title on a console that was fighting out of its weight class. I give them credit for creating it and milking the franchise for all it's worth, because they are a business after all, but let's not pretend that volume equates to achievement.

After all, the Pinto sold in droves, too.

 
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
2. Re: Blackberry's dying... Feb 10, 2013, 17:14 Burrito of Peace
 
I really like my Surface RT.

I also really like the Surface Pro that work purchased.

They're both excellent bridge devices.
 
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News Comments > Op Ed
1. Re: Op Ed Feb 9, 2013, 20:49 Burrito of Peace
 
While absolutely ignoring games like Chivalry, FTL and Legends of Grimrock, among a larger field of equally deserving candidates.

 
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News Comments > Buzz Aldrin's Space Program Manager Announced
15. Re: Buzz Aldrin's Space Program Manager Announced Feb 8, 2013, 08:22 Burrito of Peace
 
Draugr wrote on Feb 8, 2013, 02:41:

IF it handles physics better it might have something going for it. Not that KSP does a terrible job, but its not perfect!

You ain't just whistling Dixie. I'm hoping the next release fixes the following:

- Space plane physics
- Loading your space plane on the runway...IN A STRAIGHT LINE
- Time acceleration causing the physics model to spazz out and blow up your ship when it doesn't do that in normal time.
 
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News Comments > WildStar This Year
5. Re: WildStar This Year Feb 7, 2013, 12:47 Burrito of Peace
 
I remember when this game was called "Sanctuary"...4 years ago, maybe 5.

This game will crater just like Tabula Rasa and just like Auto Assault.
 
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News Comments > Saturday Safety Dance
1. Re: Saturday Safety Dance Feb 3, 2013, 09:31 Burrito of Peace
 
Keep licking at the taint of social media, you assclowns. Everybody needs to know what you had for breakfast and your most mundane and insipid thoughts.  
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News Comments > Console Grand Theft Auto V in September
11. Re: Console Grand Theft Auto V in September Jan 31, 2013, 13:17 Burrito of Peace
 
CrimsonPaw wrote on Jan 31, 2013, 12:43:
...there is some satisfaction that comes from the "it just works" stance of consoles...

Unless you're Sony, with month long network outages and breached security. Or Microsoft, with eponymous RROD on all Xenon based Xbox 360s. Or Nintendo, with the Wiis connection problems at launch.

The only tech that "just works" doesn't exist. The idea of a complex device functioning perfectly, unassisted, endlessly is a myth.

Every computer, whether it be labled a "console" or a "PC", is going to have problems. Some get ironed out with revisions and updates, some are insurmountable design flaws.

The only thing that "just works" is an advertising campaign, which you parroted.
 
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
1. Re: Evening Metaverse Jan 31, 2013, 06:40 Burrito of Peace
 
Oh God! HOW WILL THEIR USERBASE SURVIVE?!?!?!? Hours free of grammatical butchering, tired lolcat reposts from imgur and intense descriptions of what someone had for lunch. The horror!  
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News Comments > Sins of a Dark Age Trailer
8. Re: Sins of a Dark Age Trailer Jan 29, 2013, 20:43 Burrito of Peace
 
Not SoaSE 2?

Amount of fucks given: 0.
 
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News Comments > Indie Dev Seeks Homeworld IP
7. Re: Indie Dev Seeks Homeworld IP Jan 24, 2013, 11:27 Burrito of Peace
 
Everyone always forgets Homeworld: Cataclysm.

There are three Homeworld games and I am unashamed that I love them all.
 
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News Comments > THQ Sale Results?
36. Re: THQ Sale Results? Jan 23, 2013, 18:41 Burrito of Peace
 
Prez wrote on Jan 23, 2013, 17:49:
The preliminary sales list actually doesn't look terrible. Sega acquiring Relic is especially hopeful to me, since it was Sega that published part of the "Total War" series, which is hardcore strategy. That at least seems hopeful for a possible Homeworld 3.

This is exactly what I told a friend. Bethesda was the next runner up for Relic. Being owned by the same company that owns Creative Assembly is the best thing possible for the possibility of seeing a Homeworld 3.
 
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News Comments > THQ Sale Results?
35. Re: THQ Sale Results? Jan 23, 2013, 18:40 Burrito of Peace
 
Creston wrote on Jan 23, 2013, 17:07:
...whereas driving in GTA feels like you're driving something with actual WEIGHT attached to it.

Yeah, like an anchor, a piano or a blue whale. The vehicle physics in GTA4 were fucking terrible.

Why did a subcompact feel like a 1976 Cadillac Eldorado, complete with ridiculous body roll?
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
39. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jan 23, 2013, 13:15 Burrito of Peace
 
Beamer wrote on Jan 23, 2013, 12:53:
Dating you must be a blast.

It was. We had a ball. Still do, more than a decade later.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
2. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jan 23, 2013, 13:13 Burrito of Peace
 
Verno wrote on Jan 23, 2013, 09:50:
It could be a PC renaissance in some ways.

Or the death of PCs as an open gaming platform.

 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
37. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Jan 23, 2013, 11:48 Burrito of Peace
 
Dades wrote on Jan 23, 2013, 07:29:
...if it happened to you or a daughter I doubt we'd be receiving the personal responsibility argument.

- DADES - This is a signature of my name, enjoy!

You are correct, "we" would not. If it happened to my daughter, I'd be having that conversation with her and asking her "What the actual fuck were you thinking?"

But hey, let's focus on the big evil website instead of taking in to account the rampant stupidity and the the personal responsibility required for being rampantly stupid.
 
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