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Signed On Sep 24, 2003, 23:48
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News Comments > DC Universe Online SOE's "Fastest Selling Game Ever"
1. Re: DC Universe Online SOE's "Fastest Selling Game Ever Jan 24, 2011, 10:22 Kxmode
 
Ummm... I think Blizzard would like to have a few words with you.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
13. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 23, 2011, 20:59 Kxmode
 
Blue what was the air time on your steak order? 10 minutes? 20 minutes?  
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News Comments > PC Gaming Alliance Interview
9. Re: PC Gaming Alliance Interview Jan 21, 2011, 18:35 Kxmode
 
Paketep wrote on Jan 21, 2011, 17:57:
Years of the PCGA can be summed up in 3 words: blah blah blah

That's a little redundant.
 
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News Comments > WAKFU Closed Beta This Month
2. Re: WAKFU Closed Beta This Month Jan 21, 2011, 18:34 Kxmode
 
Wildone wrote on Jan 21, 2011, 18:17:
WTFAKU?!

Sponge cake?
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
32. Re: Morning Consolidation Jan 21, 2011, 18:28 Kxmode
 
Ironically billions of gamers lose their money to "chipped" consoles too. Chipped, as in damaged.  
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News Comments > Brad Wardell Interview
18. Re: Brad Wardell Interview Jan 21, 2011, 18:22 Kxmode
 
GayBlade wrote on Jan 21, 2011, 16:34:
BBB

Type of Business: INCORPORATING COMPANIES. And this whole time I thought they made games...
 
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News Comments > Evening Previews
2. Re: Evening Previews Jan 21, 2011, 18:18 Kxmode
 
I was thinking more like Planet Quiche. "It's a tasty lie."  
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News Comments > Brad Wardell Interview
11. 5 sec. Brad Wardell Interview Jan 21, 2011, 12:04 Kxmode
 
Examiner: Impulse?
Brad: Yeah...
 
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News Comments > Duke Nukem Forever in May
22. Re: Duke Nukem Forever in May Jan 21, 2011, 11:57 Kxmode
 
It looks like Duke is finally all out of bubblegum.  
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News Comments > DNF Date Announcement, Trailer, Demo Details
11. Re: DNF Date Announcement, Trailer, Demo  Details<br> Jan 21, 2011, 11:48 Kxmode
 
So we can't kick DNF around anymore as vaporware? This makes me a sad panda.  
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News Comments > Blizzard Not Killing World of StarCraft Mod
6. Re: Blizzard Not Killing World of StarCraft Mod Jan 21, 2011, 02:52 Kxmode
 
Kajetan wrote on Jan 21, 2011, 01:21:
So, the video is up again?

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/32639/bigger
 
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News Comments > Call of Duty Shenanigan Allegations
15. Re: Call of Duty Shenanigan Allegations Jan 21, 2011, 00:09 Kxmode
 
the_culture wrote on Jan 20, 2011, 19:55:
dump out his fish tank

Now you've gone too far!

I think he was recreating the scene from Total Recall.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
17. Clients From Hell Jan 20, 2011, 16:47 Kxmode
 
During the first meeting with the client, a Jewish community website for teens.
Client: ”We want something that has sort of an anarchist edge. Something crazy like Mickey Mouse with a swastika or something.”
Me: ”Are you sure your demographic is comfortable with swastikas?”
Client: ”Why wouldn’t they be?”

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Client: “Your wireless printer is not working and I demand a refund!”
Me: “Does the device have any flashing lights or error messages on the screen?”
Client: “No! It has nothing!”
Me: “Is the device turned on?”
Client: “I push the power button and nothing happens! I told you, the printer is broken and I want my money back!”
Me: “We can work on getting you a refund once we figure out the device is DOA. Is it plugged into the wall?”
Client: “It’s a wireless printer! Why would it be plugged in? I want to speak to your manager!”

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Client: “I cannot access the internet.”
Me: “Ok, I can help with that. What have you tried so far?”
Client: “I clicked on internet explorer and all I see is this MSN crap!”
Me: “That is the internet.”
Client: “No this is not! I want the internet.”
[I was so stumped for a while, but then inspiration struck]
Me: “Look at the top of your screen. Do you see where msn.com is? Great! Click there and delete that text. Now, type google.com and press enter.”
Client: “Great, thanks so much for your help!”

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Client: “Your portfolio and skills impress me quite a bit. I would really love to hire you for this job but before that I would like to ask you one question: are you from Iran?”
Me: “Yep, I was born there and have been living in America since I was 3. Is it important to you?”
Client: “I am not comfortable working with terrorists.”



http://clientsfromhell.net/

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News Comments > Call of Duty Shenanigan Allegations
5. Re: Call of Duty Shenanigan Allegations Jan 20, 2011, 16:24 Kxmode
 
I think Call of Duty: Shenanigan Allegations is going to be great! Sounds like there will be some lawyers in this game somewhere.  
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News Comments > Dead Space 2 Trailer Blowout [Updated]
8. Re: Dead Space 2 Trailer Blowout [Updated] Jan 20, 2011, 12:45 Kxmode
 
StingingVelvet wrote on Jan 20, 2011, 12:16:
The game comes out in 5 days, if there was any justice in the world any NDA would be over by now.

There is no justice in the world. Phoenix Wright saw to that.
 
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News Comments > Dead Space 2 Trailer Blowout [Updated]
4. Re: Dead Space 2 Trailer Blowout [Updated] Jan 20, 2011, 11:46 Kxmode
 
It's a GIANT Trailer blowout sale! Ev'rythin' muss go! We haf RED trailers, BLUE trailers! Green trailers too! Heck, we even haf PINK trailers fo' all yo' pansy, pinko commies! Shooooowie! So come on down t'BUCKS TRAILER EMPORIUM! Because at Buck's Trailer Emporium yer is happy t'git hitched! Yeeeeeeehawwwwww! Fry mah hide!  
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News Comments > DRM-Free D&D RPGs
14. Re: DRM-Free D&D RPGs Jan 20, 2011, 10:56 Kxmode
 
Why would I want to buy any game from Impulse when I can buy from GOG without being forced to install a crappy app? I mean seriously now Stardock. You'll have to do better than $9.99.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 20, 2011, 10:44 Kxmode
 
nin wrote on Jan 20, 2011, 10:41:
Yeah, by remaking it, we just prolong it's life. Let's just kill it off and pretend it didn't happen.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. No subject Jan 20, 2011, 10:32 Kxmode
 
With all these reboots under way if there was ever a film series in dire need of a reboot it would be the Star Wars prequel. Lucas needs to give the films to directors and screenwriters who know their craft. This is a win-win for Lucas because he'll still make buckets of money, something he clearly loves, but this time everyone will be much happier with the end results.

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News Comments > Propaganda Games Closed
9. Re: Propaganda Games Closed Jan 19, 2011, 23:37 Kxmode
 
How do they mess up a game like TRON Evolution? TRON is a video game. The original 1980's TRON video game was super fun. This is what happens when you have people at the helm of a project who have no idea what to do, under the umbrella of a corporate who's idea of a fun game is to "focus on turning those businesses to profitability".  
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