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Telework Week |
Feb 14, 2011, 10:54 |
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* Workforce productivity and continuity
I'm actually more productive AT work.
* Operational efficiencies, sustainability, and real estate savings
I'm actually more efficient AT work.
* Attracting new talent and retaining a knowledgeable workforce
I'm actually attracting new talent AT work. Did I mention I retain knowledge AT work?
* Work/life balance
My scales are balanced AT work.
* Commuter cost savings, reduction of traffic, greenhouse gas emissions
I ride the bus. |
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| News Comments > Mirror's Edge 2 On Hold? |
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Re: Mirror's Edge 2 On Hold? |
Feb 14, 2011, 10:49 |
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Frijoles wrote on Feb 14, 2011, 10:43:
I got stuck in the first one and gave up. It was pretty up until then though.
Me too. I couldn't defeat the boat boss. I couldn't figure out the combat moves and gave up in frustration. Someday it would be nice to finish the game... |
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| News Comments > Amazing Zombie Defense for Windows |
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Re: Amazing Zombie Defense for Windows |
Feb 14, 2011, 10:28 |
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Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Microsoft: What?! We always use our amazing zombie defense for Windows!
Phoenix Wright: Well, okay. As long as it's not the amazing Chewbacca defense.
This comment was edited on Feb 14, 2011, 10:35. |
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| News Comments > World of Warcraft Hotfixes |
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Re: World of Warcraft Hotfixes |
Feb 13, 2011, 02:48 |
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Wallshadows wrote on Feb 12, 2011, 23:59:
* Deathwing is throwing a bash at his place. He's bringing cake and ice cream.
I heard it's his super sweet sixteen party.
It's actually a sweet ten party and a super sweet twenty-five party. |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Feb 12, 2011, 22:13 |
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xXBatmanXx wrote on Feb 11, 2011, 23:44:
my yard has been squirrel proofed. 
Lies! No yard is tree rat proof! |
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| News Comments > World of Warcraft Hotfixes |
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Re: World of Warcraft Hotfixes |
Feb 12, 2011, 22:03 |
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* Water is now red.
* We will are now officially call purple: "urple".
* Players will now turn into random doodads, except rocks. Our team felt rocks are serious business.
* Portions of Elwynn Forest are closed due to "teh suckage".
* There's really no reason for Silithus. So we've replaced the entire zone with a giant crater full of bunnies.
* Deathwing is throwing a bash at his place. He's bringing cake and ice cream. |
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| News Comments > Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition Announced |
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition Announced |
Feb 11, 2011, 20:57 |
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zirik wrote on Feb 11, 2011, 18:28:
kxmode wrote on Feb 11, 2011, 13:00:
Duke Nukem: You want to know what it takes to kill alien scum? It takes BALLS OF STEAL to kill alien scum. Go and do likewise gents. Alien's out there. You take them down, their yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and kill, KILL. It's yours. If not you're gonna be some alien's trophy ornament! And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. "Oh yeah. I used to be a warrior. It's a tough racket, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
was that from the movie where they stole dukes trademark line about bubblegum? it stared roddey piper from WWF no?
Alec Baldwin's speech from Glengarry Glenross. Now replace Alec Baldwin with Duke, and all the looser salesmen with whinny gamers. 
Duke: Put. That rocket. Down. Rocket's for closers only. You think I'm messing with you? I am not messing with you. I'm here from headquarters. I'm here from a little place called... What? Who's there? Earth! I'm here on a mission for Mercury. Your name's Zirik? You call yourself a gamer you son of a bumblebee door knocker crayola greenie melt?!
Zirik: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this super mean stuff!
Duke: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're transferred! The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your rockets starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's onslaught. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this month's frag contest. As you all know first prize is a special, limited edition, 24-karat, dual-port, big huge Rocket with EXTRA pew-pew sounds! Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of knives. Third prize is you're transferred to potato detail! Get the picture? You laughing now? You got aliens. Headquarters paid good money to train you. You can't kill those aliens you're shown you can't shoot poop. You ARE poop! Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause the rockets are going to someone else!
Zirik: Aliens are weak!
Duke: Aliens are weak? Aliens are weak?! You're weak... poopsicle head!
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Feb 11, 2011, 18:03 |
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nin wrote on Feb 11, 2011, 16:00:
What about "Hosni Does Hurghada"? I hear that's playing in a few "theaters" downtown. (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!)
The very toit Hosni might even watch it from his new home in "downtown" Holland. It might have his faazha. Isn't that veird? |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Feb 11, 2011, 15:47 |
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nin wrote on Feb 11, 2011, 15:43:
kxmode wrote on Feb 11, 2011, 15:41:
Egypt: 1
Mubarak: 0
In honor of the occasion, I'm trying to work the word "Hosni" into as many conversations as I can today...
"How it going?"
"Hosni!"
"What would you like to eat for lunch?"
"I'll take a Hosni Hoagie." |
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| News Comments > Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition Announced |
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition Announced |
Feb 11, 2011, 13:00 |
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| Duke Nukem: You want to know what it takes to kill alien scum? It takes BALLS OF STEAL to kill alien scum. Go and do likewise gents. Alien's out there. You take them down, their yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and kill, KILL. It's yours. If not you're gonna be some alien's trophy ornament! And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. "Oh yeah. I used to be a warrior. It's a tough racket, and I'm all out of bubblegum." |
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| News Comments > Morning Metaverse |
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Re: Groupon |
Feb 10, 2011, 15:01 |
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Ant wrote on Feb 9, 2011, 18:48:
Prez wrote on Feb 9, 2011, 15:56:
Oh great - more people offended. Just what the world needs. I am offended by you.
I'm offended by your being offended by someone whose offended!  |
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| News Comments > Salem Perma-Death Explained |
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Re: Salem Perma-Death Explained |
Feb 10, 2011, 14:57 |
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NewMaxx wrote on Feb 10, 2011, 14:56:
kxmode wrote on Feb 10, 2011, 14:42:
A game where "burn it with fire" is literal! 
How'd it get burned!?!?
WITH FIRE! |
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| News Comments > Out of the Blue |
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Re: Out of the Blue |
Feb 10, 2011, 14:53 |
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Hoop wrote on Feb 10, 2011, 14:50:
Calm your pretty little head fair lady, ..... I shall deduct!
*WACK*
Miss. Oh miss. I am concerned about harmful chemicals. Could you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform? |
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