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Nickname Kxmode
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Signed On Sep 24, 2003, 23:48
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News Comments > Portal 2 User Review Backlash
65. Re: Portal 2 User Review Backlash Apr 20, 2011, 14:25 Kxmode
 
Beamer wrote on Apr 20, 2011, 13:11:
Everyone here who is complaining about complainers should follow your own advice and shut the fuck up.

Now you're complaining about complaining about complaining.
And I'm complaining about complaining about complaining about complaining.


How many intervals of this before we find my dead french wife?

I'm about to divide by zero. Who will stop me?!
 
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News Comments > Portal 2 User Review Backlash
63. Re: Portal 2 User Review Backlash Apr 20, 2011, 14:24 Kxmode
 
Atomic wrote on Apr 20, 2011, 12:32:
Well, I guess it shows even asshats can recognize when others are executing even greatly levels of asshattery. :D

Greatly levels sir? Greatly? Wink
 
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News Comments > Portal 2 User Review Backlash
17. Re: Portal 2 User Review Backlash Apr 20, 2011, 12:01 Kxmode
 
Jim wrote on Apr 20, 2011, 11:51:
Bitch, bitch, piss, moan, whine! Wah! Wah!

~~~~[ Konami God mode enabled ]~~~~
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
6. Re: Into the Black Apr 20, 2011, 10:32 Kxmode
 
Not to worry, we have two days before Judgment Day to finish Portal 2. I wonder if there will be cake?

No problemo.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 18, 2011, 19:32 Kxmode
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 18, 2011, 16:48:
Oi vey! Mind those goyim as well. Blue, you're a real mensch. Drink some Manischewitz for us!

Allow me to translate. "Oh my head! Mind those gyms as well. Blue, you're a real man. Drink some manly beer for us!"

was I close?
 
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News Comments > Blizzard's "Unannounced Game Title"
3. Re: Blizzard's "Unannounced Game Title" Apr 18, 2011, 16:24 Kxmode
 
The Lost Vikings 2  
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News Comments > ESRB Changes
4. Re: ESRB Changes Apr 18, 2011, 11:30 Kxmode
 
Common Sense Media seems to actually play test and rate based on content
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Would you hire someone with this resume? Apr 18, 2011, 11:15 Kxmode
 
The entitlement generation is sure getting bold.  
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News Comments > ESRB Changes
2. Re: ESRB Changes Apr 18, 2011, 11:10 Kxmode
 
I'd like to suggest new ratings:

Rated C for Casual
Rated S for Stupid
Rated WT for Wasting Time
Rated WDYSPTGADYH for Why Don't You Stop Playing This Game And Do Your Homework.
 
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News Comments > Best Buy Adding Game Staff
14. Re: Best Buy Adding Game Staff Apr 15, 2011, 17:15 Kxmode
 
Dirwulf wrote on Apr 15, 2011, 12:44:
kxmode wrote on Apr 15, 2011, 11:36:
Let Best Buy professionally install your video games because you're not a pro. We are.

LOL...you know those cases were previously used for something else. They never offered a service to install Xbox games...

Why would you crush my joke? Why? WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?! Shakefist
 
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News Comments > Best Buy Adding Game Staff
9. Re: Best Buy Adding Game Staff Apr 15, 2011, 11:36 Kxmode
 
Let Best Buy professionally install your video games because you're not a pro. We are.  
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News Comments > U.S. Retail Gaming Sales Slip 4%
1. Re: U.S. Retail Gaming Sales Slip 4% Apr 15, 2011, 11:05 Kxmode
 
Should we blame the pirates?  
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News Comments > W.R.O.N.G. Feels So Right
4. Re: W.R.O.N.G. Feels So Right Apr 14, 2011, 15:58 Kxmode
 
Q.U.I.T. W.I.T.H. T.H.E. U.S.E.L.E.S.S. A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.  
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News Comments > Diablo III Details?
21. Re: Diablo III Details? Apr 14, 2011, 15:56 Kxmode
 
Wookiestick wrote on Apr 14, 2011, 15:46:
Fake. Not even going to waste my breath going into why I think it is. It's just a bunch of vague details that anyone could scotch tape together.
Moving on.

Your avatar scares me...
 
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News Comments > Diablo III Details?
11. Re: Diablo III Details? Apr 14, 2011, 15:08 Kxmode
 
Save your sanity. Here are !TrMHCTg9is's comments grammatically cleaned up so that your head doesn't explode. I understand why Blizzard fired the kid.

Spoilers...

"If you liked torchlight then it is very fun. If you are an old Diablo 2 addictive, like myself, then you will be disappointed."

"First Act: Tristram and surrounding (Monastery, Leoric Castle, etc)
Second Act: desert as you guys already know
Third Act: something they called the Bastion Keep (Horrible act)
Fourth Act: begins where the meteor hits, then you descend into hell"

"The loot is horrible and the level design makes the game boring, just like Torchlight's level design."

"There are recipes. There are also special items like lost scrolls with lore on them that can be used in recipes."

"They intend to port Diablo 3 to consoles when expansion development begins."

"No Runewords"

"Diablo 3 has very low system requirements. It is more scalable than Torchlight. You can play with a GeForce 6 or any laptop from 3 years ago on low settings."

"I liked the Wizard."

"If you do the side quests the game is roughly the same length as Diablo 2. Maps and quests aside Diablo 2 is larger if you totally complete both games."

"You fight Tyrael in act 4."

"The plot is very simple. When Tyrael broke the Wordstone in Diablo 2 it shattered what keeps the mortal world separated from heaven and hell. So Asmodan devised a way to resurrect Diablo because his essence wasn't completely destroyed with the soul shard. They invoke a meteor to hit Sanctuary because its impact would generate energy enough to open a portal to hell for a massive army."

"Tyrael was corrupted by Asmodan. Asmodan is boss of act 3."

"As a tester, my job is finding bugs and doing what they call 100% coverage run test. They also called us into meetings and asked us our opinions about a lot of things. I said the game was boring and doomed to be a failure."

"The boss fights are scripted. They're big and make a big mess in the scenario, but they are easy."

"Diablo 3 doesn't feel as open as Diablo 2. The levels in Diablo 2 were much bigger than in Diablo 3. Diablo 3's open world environments are smaller with side areas. Dungeons are randomly, generated mediocre levels with rectangular areas glued together."

"To make the game graphics have very low requirements, and because of that, they choose the cartoony way, because it doesn't look so bad with low technical requirement. The problem for me is Diablo 3's level design and loot."

"Titan MMO will be integrated with Facebook and will be more or less like Second Life."

"I think the classes are well designed with each having unique gameplay. I like the skill and runes system. Expect a beta announcement at this year's Blizzcon."

"The end is the hero sacrificing himself to act like the Wordstone before it was destroyed, thus separating once again hell and mortal world. Diablo isn't destroyed, but is chained in hell."

"Yes, it was my job, to perform a 100% coverage test. If you want to know if classes are balanced, they are not. The Demon Hunter is extremely overpowered (as of my last play). Bosses are very boring. They are scripted. Elites are not as crazy as in Diablo 2, they have fewer enchantments. It is funny to try out all rune combinations."


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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 14, 2011, 14:24 Kxmode
 
Prez wrote on Apr 14, 2011, 13:01:
Japanese risk radiation to rescue stranded dogs

I can relate - I would totally risk my life to rescue the dogs myself.

Dog's best friendģ
 
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News Comments > Alien Jihad Announced
4. Re: Alien Jihad Announced Apr 14, 2011, 12:46 Kxmode
 
How do you say Allah Akbar in Klingon?  
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News Comments > Garry's Mod vs Pirates
17. Re: Garry's Mod vs Pirates Apr 13, 2011, 16:07 Kxmode
 
This would be a creative way to control piracy. Put some sort of poison pill into the game that activates only for pirates. Which would have more results? DRM or not being able to finish a game? And the best thing about this is it makes the pirates the enemy, not the publishers... especially when they come on the forum to ask for help for something that is obviously an anti-pirate mechanism. Thumbsup  
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News Comments > Dragon Age DRM Servers Fixed
30. Re: Dragon Age DRM Servers Fixed Apr 13, 2011, 14:03 Kxmode
 
I think the lyrics from Trifonic's "Sooner Or Later" aptly sums up what's going to happen from a paying customer's POV:

How happy we are today
The feeling will only escape
No matter who we blame it on
When the thrill is gone, itís gone, itís gone
This could be the best we got
And what we got is on our hands
Are you going to the countdown?

Sooner or later itís all in the past
Sooner or later it floats above the glass
Sooner or later it breaks inside the cast
Sooner or laterÖ

Concrete rubble for concrete dreams
Grains of sand floating in the sea
Passing trains, all the passing trees
Can you heed the whistle please?

http://trifonic.bandcamp.com/track/sooner-or-later

Publishers, can you heed the whistle, please?

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News Comments > Dragon Age DRM Servers Fixed
27. Re: Dragon Age DRM Servers Fixed Apr 13, 2011, 13:59 Kxmode
 
It is inevitable that if they deny basic consumer rights customer will eventually fight back.  
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