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Real Name Warrick T. Hambone   
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Description Average American tighty-whitey wearin' carnivore. Go Seahawks and Mariners!
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Homepage http://bluesnews.com
Signed On Jan 8, 2000, 18:42
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. No subject Jul 19, 2006, 00:06 WarPig
 
http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/index.php?acronym=WARPIG&design=governor3k3

I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you... YEAH BABY!


In other news, I have mice on my desktop. Literally. I had to put Decon out on my desk today at work because I have a couple mice, who come right out in plain view, scurrying around behind my computer and printer. I actually saw one of them pick up a piece of the Decon (mouse poison), sniff it, and put it down without eating it. Probably because there's still plenty of the nuts and Chex mix that the little bastards STOLE from me.

I do own a pellet pistol...

bastards.

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News Comments > Into the Black
1. No subject Jul 18, 2006, 22:00 WarPig
 
We had a small storm and the heat has abated considerably.

Your storm is now over Yankee stadium as I type this...

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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
14. Re: Homepages Jul 17, 2006, 14:29 WarPig
 
For my homepage I have a "my yahoo" page set up with the top news stories, local weather, stock prices, tech news, sports news and scores, some comics, blah blah blah. It loads fast and gives me a quick look at what's going on.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: It's my Level-Up Day! Jul 16, 2006, 08:09 WarPig
 
Happy Birthday Halsy Cutter!

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News Comments > UT2004 SoundBlaster X-fi Patch
1. No subject Jul 10, 2006, 15:21 WarPig
 
Once again, hats off to Epic for going above and beyond in customer support.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
27. Re: Launch - Jul 4, 2006, 20:40 WarPig
 
The only beer appropriate for cooking chicken is Corona.

So is it that Corona's skunky taste doesn't make it to the chicken or is that what you're after?


If you collect 15 of them, I think you can trade them in for magic staff at the merchant.

It's funny someone brought up the idea of a "squirrel bounty". It used to be (probably not anymore, but who knows) that you could get money for squirrel tails if you sent them to Mepps - the fishing lure company. I've caught a hell of a lot of smallmouth bass on Mepps Squirrel Tail Spinners.



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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: No subject Jul 4, 2006, 14:11 WarPig
 
The argument FOR the program was "You know, only 7/10ths of 1% is spent on NASA". That is an intersting argument, it makes you think, "oh that isn't much".

Well, do that calculation. That is a lot of money.

I know what you're saying but at least the money isn't being absolutely wasted. I'm fairly confident that somewhere in that remaining 99.3% we could all find just as much or more money that IS a complete waste that could be used for those more important things you mentioned.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. No subject Jul 4, 2006, 13:20 WarPig
 
FYI, the Space Shuttle is going up in under 60 minutes...


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News Comments > Out of the Blue
13. Re: Super quick hardware upgrade question Jul 3, 2006, 08:48 WarPig
 
yes

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
9. Re: Bird Jul 3, 2006, 00:33 WarPig
 
For something good and easy, throw some chicken thighs and breasts in a ziplock bag for a couple days with some of this - http://www.kcmasterpiece.com/mar_lemon.html -, sprinkle liberally with some of this - http://www.kcmasterpiece.com/season_bbq.html -, bbq 'till the e coli and salmonella dies, and then pour all the beer down your own neck.

Mmmmmm... now that's good eatin'!

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News Comments > TrackMania United Unveiled
19. Re: MP? Jul 1, 2006, 22:08 WarPig
 
this game looks freaking cool...

TrackMania is a blast. If you don't have any issues with Starforce the game itself is pure fun. Luckily for me SF doesn't seem to have any adverse affects on my computer, although I'm not sure if I would have gotten it if I had known about the problems some people have had with SF before buying the game.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
24. Smart pills Jun 27, 2006, 15:20 WarPig
 
... hey, these look like rabbit turds!







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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: 10 year erection lawsuit - bullshit Jun 25, 2006, 00:50 WarPig
 
Very lol, very lol indeed nin!



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News Comments > Prey Demo
16. Re: w00t Jun 22, 2006, 00:45 WarPig
 
Prey for this demo

I'm downloading but won't have time to play for awhile... so I'll just Prey for a Ray Marden demo review and hope it's good.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
17. Re: ugh Jun 19, 2006, 08:35 WarPig
 
One neighbor wanted to uproot one of their own bushes because it was pretty-much dead and looked ugly. A married couple nearby wanted to (get this) chain themselves to said bush to save it because it was so old.

Sounds like an opportunity for some free work to me. I would have told them unless you transplant the thing into your yard within the next week, it's going to the dump. And if they refused that, I'd tell them come on over and that I'd supply the chain.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: Deadwood Jun 12, 2006, 00:53 WarPig
 
Never watched Deadwood, but after reading the article linked above, I may check it out tonight...

While I realize that my reply is too late, I would instead recommend renting the first season's DVDs. You'll probably still enjoy tonight's episode, but like any good character based drama, the characters and what they're talking about will be much richer if you experience what got them to where they're at from the beginning. You could easily watch the first two seasons on DVD before they start rerunning this season.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
39. Re: Hope you feel better.... Jun 8, 2006, 00:50 WarPig
 
You sure are insecure with your sexuality to be so fearful of homosexuals that you take the opportunity to call anything you can gay, even when it is clearly not.

I don't know, it was a little... flamboyant in spots. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. 666 Jun 6, 2006, 09:36 WarPig
 
I just heard that you can go to Vegas right now and get 10,000:1 odds on the world ending today. Sure, it might be tough to collect your money, but in your last moments you'd know that you're going out a winner!

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
43. Re: good TV is a travesty Jun 6, 2006, 09:06 WarPig
 
Uh, Warpig, does any of this have to do with playing a swinette when you were younger?

What do you mean, "when you were younger"? I happen to have a recital tonight (you've never heard ABBA tunes until you've heard them on the swinette).



X|X|X|Hey it's 6/6/6!!!X|X|X|

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37. Re: good TV is a travesty Jun 5, 2006, 23:35 WarPig
 
"I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey!"

"Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!"

Dana Carvey's "Grumpy Old Man" right? Never failed to absolutely kill me.

I'm old and I'm not happy. Everything today is improved and I don't like it. I hate it! In my day we didn't have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that's the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I'm a human head-kabob. We didn't have Manoxidol and Hair Wings, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn't pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a crome dome by age 20 and that's the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujiah look at me, I'm a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn't have these thin laytex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it!

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