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FF Trailer... |
Jan 21, 2005, 12:31 |
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Looks like it could be pretty bad. Much as I'd enjoy engaging in sexual congress with Ms. Alba, I still say she is totally wrong for the part of Sue Richards.
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Re: Loser lyrics |
Jan 20, 2005, 14:32 |
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If I had a gun for every ace I've drawn I could arm a town the size of Abilene Don't you push me baby cause I'm moaning low You know I'm only in it for the gold
All that I am asking for is ten gold dollars I could pay you back with one good hand You can look around about the wide world over You'll never find another honest man
Last fair deal in the country, sweet Suzy Last fair deal in the town Put your gold money where your love is, baby Before you let my deal go down
Don't you push me baby because I'm moaning low I know a little something you won't ever know Don't you touch hard liquor just a cup of cold coffee Gonna get up in the morning and go
Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines Come to Daddy on an inside straight And I've got no chance of losing this time No, I've got no chance of losing this time
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Re: Trek rumor false |
Jan 19, 2005, 13:31 |
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Nothing has come close to ST:TNG for quality in acting and writing. Everything since then has one big hunk of steaming crap. It seems doubtful they'll ever recapture that magic or have anyone with Patrick Stewart's presence again. Who will ever 'make it so' again?
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Re: Enclosure |
Jan 18, 2005, 18:39 |
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*Cue the theme from the Great Escape*
Col. von Luger: Hudson! Sirty days in ze cooler.
*Hudson grabs her baseball mitt and ball and heads off to the cell*
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Re: Alvin Maker |
Jan 17, 2005, 15:32 |
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I want to be the first on blues to formally make a hypothesis regarding a MMORPG. After the last book of the Robert Jordan series, RJ will team up with an MMORPG maker and make a game based on the wheel of time series. That would actually mean finishing a series that really didn't need to go beyond a trilogy in the first place. Jordan must have been a dairy farmer before he got into writing because he sure knows how to milk things.
A WoT MOG? Who really wants to play a game where you're hassled by bitchy women all the time?
As for OSC's MOG, this thing already has "born to lose" tattooed on its forehead.
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Re: No subject |
Jan 15, 2005, 16:57 |
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Kinda makes ya think about that whole 'happens in threes' thing. <shivers> Pareidolic n. The erroneous or fanciful perception of a pattern or meaning in something that is actually ambiguous or random.
"There is really no need going around starting wars over oil. We have it here at home. We have the necessary product, the farmers can grow it," said Nelson, who organized Farm Aid two decades ago to draw attention to the plight of American agriculture. You tell 'em Willie!
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Re: Misc |
Jan 15, 2005, 01:37 |
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Isn't it true that something is a Theory, until it is Proven? Well I would say to the Evolutionists: "Show me the Missing Link," that proves that man evolved from Primates? The chaps at Scientific American said it best...
15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000D4FEC-7D5B-1D07-8E49809EC588EEDF&catID=2
"1. Evolution is only a theory. It is not a fact or a scientific law.
Many people learned in elementary school that a theory falls in the middle of a hierarchy of certainty--above a mere hypothesis but below a law. Scientists do not use the terms that way, however. According to the National Academy of Sciences (NAS), a scientific theory is "a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can incorporate facts, laws, inferences, and tested hypotheses." No amount of validation changes a theory into a law, which is a descriptive generalization about nature. So when scientists talk about the theory of evolution--or the atomic theory or the theory of relativity, for that matter--they are not expressing reservations about its truth.
In addition to the theory of evolution, meaning the idea of descent with modification, one may also speak of the fact of evolution. The NAS defines a fact as "an observation that has been repeatedly confirmed and for all practical purposes is accepted as 'true.'" The fossil record and abundant other evidence testify that organisms have evolved through time. Although no one observed those transformations, the indirect evidence is clear, unambiguous and compelling. All sciences frequently rely on indirect evidence. Physicists cannot see subatomic particles directly, for instance, so they verify their existence by watching for telltale tracks that the particles leave in cloud chambers. The absence of direct observation does not make physicists' conclusions less certain."
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Jan 14, 2005, 12:18 |
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Evolution, the stickers say, is "a theory, not a fact." Funny how these people believe that evolution is a theory and not fact are the same ones that believe that WMDs in Iraq were a fact and not a theory. Don't these people ever tire of always being wrong? Talk about gullible and easily duped. Bridges in Brooklyn for sale come to mind.
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says. How do they know what the reaction would be? Maybe it would cause a great boost in morale with all those repressed macho types finally coming out of the closet? It could be a very liberating experience. It also seems to put to rest the nature versus nurture arguement the bigots always love to use. Remember the old Lou Reed song, 'My Love is Chemical'? Keep reaching for that rainbow, fellas!
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Re: No WMDs? Who knew! |
Jan 13, 2005, 17:30 |
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They were taking too long and the inspectors were not being granted the access they were supposed to get to be able to veryify what was going on. That was the point. No, they weren't. And any delays (which were all minor) did not come anywhere remotely close to justifying rushing to war. Those of us in the know knew it was all bullshit. For god sake, admit you were wrong already. You know it, I know it, the entire fucking world knows it. Talk about wishfull revisionist thinking. Is there no depth you won't stoop to rationalize this way to protect your hero? Do you have any idea how irrational that is?
What control? We are turning control of the oil and production back to the Iraqi govt - we are not taking a percentage or retaining control. In your dreams. Who decides what firms are allowed to drill and refine in Iraq and who do they all work for? Hell, who's rebuilding their infrastucture and who's paying for it? So much for Iraqi petroleum paying for it all, yet strangely enough Bush's petroleum buddies are all still making out like bandits. Again, you were had on another Bush lie/promise.
Yeah, I'm sure Bush sent the troops over to play war games because the "military-industrial complex" was bored. Who benefits the most from a perpetual that can NEVER be won? You have a brain - I think - try excercising it.
Had nothing to do with WMD concerns, UN resolutions, terrorist camps (not necessarily AQ, there are others, you know), firing on Coalition aircraft in no-fly zones and other military actions, or anything else but a vague conspiracy of old white guys in smoky boardrooms of these mystical military-industrial Combine-type controlling companies. What WMDs? Where are they? You mean the ones they stated over and over and over and over and over and over and over again that were there beyond all and any doubt? The same ones they never found? The same ones that they're now calling off the search for? What U.N. resolutions? You mean the ones that said that Hussein wasn't allowed any WMD's? Oops, there goes the justification for that lie. Terrorist camps? You mean the ones that Buscho kept insinuating were responsible for 9/11 that have never been found? Oops, another lie revealed. Other military actions? What military actions? I don't seem to recall any large scale battles or Iraq declaring war on the U.S.
Your trying to rationalize and defend these lies simply boggles the mind. BOGGLES THE MIND! In spite of the all th eevidence that shows you've been had, you still try to defend the monster. It's when a mass-murderer is revealed for what he is, all his friends simply cannot believe that he is that evil thing in spite of all the evidence. Seek psychiatric help, you clearly have some very complex issues about facing reality.
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Re: No WMDs? Who knew! |
Jan 13, 2005, 15:33 |
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The war was started because Saddam refused to allow inspectors to do their jobs and repeatedly snubbed UN resolutions. He had the power to prevent the war and save his government (and his precious people - look how he treated them), but he chose not to cooperate. Wrong. It was started because Bushco was going to invade regardless. They were the ones saying - repeatedly - that inspections were taking too long and that Iraq was an "imminent" threat. The rest of the world was all for continued inspections - and they were going on - it was Bushco that kick started the war inspite of those objections because they KNEW this would be the result if they did. They wanted to invade, they need to invade, this war gives them everything they can possibly dream of, a tightened control on rapidly diminishing petroleum and natural gas, and a perpetual war for their friends in the military-industrial complex.
Did you ever read 1984? If not read it, if you did read it again. Remember who/what Oceania was?
You were had. Admit it. Learn from it. Don't get fooled again.
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Re: No WMDs? Who knew! |
Jan 13, 2005, 15:26 |
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No WMDs? Who knew! *cough* And he smiled quietly to himself.
Remember Iraq did have WMDs, they used them against Iran, they used them against their own people Remember whose fault all of that is. Who gave them the weapons? Who set them on the path to war and why? Who actively supported Hussein through all of that?
The fact that Saddam appears not to have restarted his WMD program as the intelligence said is fairly besides the point. It is? Sounds like a Bushco rationalization if I ever heard one. I thought that was the entire point - at least that was their claim, 'Well we invaded a sovereign nation for reason X, but it was all bullshit, but that's beside the point.' What next Brian? Annex the Sudentenland? Shades of 1933.
With the lies of Moore and the media, the administration couldn't win regardless of what they did. And what does that have to do with lying to invade a country for its resources? Yeah, Michael Moore is the real villian here! How dare he criticize Bushco for calling them on their lies!
Brian, seek psychiatric help.
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Re: a year ago today |
Jan 13, 2005, 04:19 |
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Work has been crap and I've been running through a bout of depression for what seems like a month now. Just remember that there's always someone who's worse off than you...like me for instance. 2 degrees, 2 previously successful businesses, 1 sucessful outside career and the best I can swing right now for a career is slinging pints and stuff for people.
But it'll pass, it always does. I have a plan, and I'm going about getting it in order to get back into business for myself, and that focus keeps me happy knowing that it will happen. That's the one thing that seems hardest about getting older, you tend to forget that you bounce back - you always bounce back, it just may take a little longer because your expecations are higher.
Having a positive attiude really is mental though. If I gave you a check for 10 million bucks right now, you'd be feeling pretty damn good, wouldn't you? And apart from allieviating some money woes, what would really change? I mean, don't evne think long term, but think of the absolute immediate, you would go from depressed to happy instantly. Even before you deposited the check you'd be smiling and laughing. So if that's the case, why can't you turn on the good vibes yourself? You can! It's really a matter of perspective. As the old Taoist adage says, 'If I worry, will that change the future?' You need to plan, yes, but worry changes nothing except to wear you out.
Maybe you need to think about making some moves like going into business for yourself or a whole new career direction. You've got the skills and smarts. The most successful and happiest people will always tell you, you have to take risks or succumb to mediocrity.
Wadin' through the waste stormy winter, And there's not a friend to help you through. Tryin' to stop the waves behind your eyeballs, Drop your reds, drop your greens and blues.
Thank you for your wine, California, Thank you for your sweet and bitter fruits. Yes I got the desert in my toenail And I hid the speed inside my shoe.
But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia, Come on, honey child, I beg you. Come on, come on down, you got it in ya. Got to scrape the shit right off you shoes.
I want you to come on, come on down Sweet Virginia, I want you come on, honey child, I beg you. . I want you come on, honey child you got it in you. Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes.
But come on, come on down Sweet Virginia, Come on, come on down, I beg of you. Come on, come on down, you got it in you. Got to scrape that shit right off you shoes.
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Re: No subject |
Jan 13, 2005, 04:05 |
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Ohh scary! And what, pray tell, will the Army do exactly to people who don't live in the U.S. or non-extradition zones? Send out Delta force to assassinate them?
LOL! Comparing hackers with Pearl Harbor is fucking insulting as well.
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Re: Potato Gun Kid - Part II |
Jan 11, 2005, 11:15 |
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"Hey! Fuck the fuckin' Rodriguez brothers!" - Bud, Repo Man
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Re: No subject |
Jan 10, 2005, 20:20 |
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Golly, I'm so surprised. Yep, Matrix Online is next to get axed (or die shortly thereafter). Bring on D&D Online!
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Re: No subject |
Jan 9, 2005, 20:51 |
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Did you mention Elvis' 70th birthday yesterday? Hrm?
Happy birthday king and Frans!
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Re: Potato Gun Kid |
Jan 8, 2005, 15:36 |
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Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
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Jan 8, 2005, 03:20 |
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Figures that fuckin' bastard's name is Crook. Much like Clooney's character Seth Gecko in Dusk till Dawn so aptly summed it up....I may be a bastard, but at least I'm not a fuckin' bastard. Everytime I see one of these goddamed stories it only reinforces my belief that we're ultimately doomed as a species. That unless we get into a forced eugenics program to weed these selfish fuckin' bastards out of the gene pool.
I actually pray that if there's any justice in the universe that some patriotic mobster will read that story and get pissed off enough to send Rocco and Vinny out to tune that asshole up.
"You mustn't mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!" - Winter Warlock, Santa Claus is Coming to Town
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Re: Kidney stones |
Jan 5, 2005, 12:18 |
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Try an ulcer. The closest I could describe thee pain is like someone dipping a jagged shard of glass into a bucket of sulphuric acid, jamming it into your stomach and twisting away over and over an over.
The slightest movement has you curling up in pain, which makes it even worse. I've been hit by two cars, been in all manner of accidents, sliced open, and kinds of mean, nasty and horrible kinds of things, but an ulcer crowns it all for pain. It will redefine what you think you know about pain.
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Re: Things like this... |
Jan 1, 2005, 12:00 |
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The vast majority simply don't care. We're doomed as a species - and much sooner than later at that. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can let go and get on with enjoying yourself. While some of us know better, it's not enough to stem the tide - not remotely close to being near enough. Overall we're a fatally flawed species, and all your headbanging will not change that. Let it go and try and enjoy yourself before you croak, because relatively speaking the end of the world really is nigh(ish).
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