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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
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News Comments > Keep Your Free CONSORTIUM
16. Re: Keep Your Free CONSORTIUM Jan 18, 2016, 13:28 Porn-O-Matic
Free games are cool, but CONSORTIUM is an oddball if you ask me. I finished it the first time around in under 2 hours, and I found the dialog to be tedious and confusing. I'm sure I'll have another go at it, but I honestly don't see why it gets such great reviews.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
2. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jan 13, 2016, 13:18 Porn-O-Matic
Integrated CPU graphics catching up with discreet video cards? LOL Someone call the DEA and have them raid Intel's offices, because they're not just smoking crack, but it sounds like they're trying to convince others to smoke it too.  
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News Comments > Oculus Rift $599
19. Re: Oculus Rift $599 Jan 6, 2016, 13:19 Porn-O-Matic
I've been a hard-core PC gamer for 25 years, but the Oculus doesn't excite me enough to shell out that kind of money at this point in the technology. I have a strong fear that if I were to get into VR, the experience would be such that it would make me shun all 2D gaming. I don't want to become like the spoiled assholes that have had a DK2 for months, and who constantly pollute Steam forums with crybaby tantrums whenever a game doesn't have full and flawless Oculus support from the first alpha version. No, definitely going to just watch from the sidelines for another year or so, see how this plays out.  
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
5. Re: Morning Safety Dance Jan 4, 2016, 13:16 Porn-O-Matic
As long as they don't slow down my connection while they are watching me, what do I care? I got nothing to hide, and definitely no internet activity of any great interest. I mean, look, I'm on Bluesnews for cryin' out loud. I'm sure my web habits would bore any government watchdog to tears.

Nothing to see here, boys. Move along.
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
2. Re: Morning Consolidation Dec 10, 2015, 13:17 Porn-O-Matic
HorrorScope wrote on Dec 10, 2015, 10:21:
An EA game coming to the Bone?

Hey, it's not just any EA game, but a bug-ridden, unoptimized, stupid, piece of shit EA game.
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News Comments > etc.
11. Re: etc. Dec 8, 2015, 13:44 Porn-O-Matic
Lack of "depth" in Battlefront?? Umm... since when does an FPS multiplayer game have ANY depth AT ALL? Multiplayer shooters are the very definition of mindless, shallow, repetitive, IQ-sapping garbage. Multiplayer gamers wouldn't be able to identify a game with depth if it walked up and kicked them in the groin.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
3. Re: Morning Tech Bits Dec 8, 2015, 13:21 Porn-O-Matic
Oooh, 1700 games. Whoopty friggin' doo. Please... I've played, discarded, and forgotten more than 1700 games on my Windows PC over the years. Linux: Too Little, Too Late.  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
2. Re: Evening Consolidation Dec 4, 2015, 13:33 Porn-O-Matic
MGS5 has really good stealth action while you're actually doing the stealth action during a mission. But any other time, the game is incredibly stupid and makes no sense whatsoever. Just one of a thousand examples... why is it that you can send people and animals back to Motherbase with a stupid magic balloon, but Solid Snake, crippled pussy that he is, requires a fucking HELICOPTER to come pick his ass up and take him home? Magical "technology" not good enough for him? Stupid, stupid game.  
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News Comments > RollerCoaster Tycoon World Delayed
5. Re: RollerCoaster Tycoon World Delayed Nov 16, 2015, 11:47 Porn-O-Matic
KTR wrote on Nov 13, 2015, 15:32:
Nerd^3 did a video on this last week:

The game looks rough.

Yeah, to say the least. I watched that video and from what I can see, there's no way in hell the game is going to be ready by "early" 2016. Not in a worth playing state anyway.
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
3. Re: Morning Tech Bits Nov 11, 2015, 13:14 Porn-O-Matic
The used condom I left at my girlfriend's place last night contains more intelligence than Tim Cook and his pompous, unfounded, and short-sighted "declaration".  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
1. Re: Morning Tech Bits Nov 4, 2015, 16:49 Porn-O-Matic
Newsflash: Faxes are still heavily used here in the USA too. The company I work for receives nearly 40% of it's daily orders through a fax server. Sure, they are converted to a digital TIFF file that goes into a paperless archiving system, but the original fax from our customers (tens of thousands of them across all 50 states) is handwritten and sent through fax machines over regular telephone lines. Many times, they come from places that don't have email, so the fax is the only option they have. True story.  
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News Comments > Morning Safety Dance
7. Re: Morning Safety Dance Nov 4, 2015, 16:43 Porn-O-Matic
TSA pitiful, huh? Okay. Here's what I propose... we remove ALL security from ALL airports. All of it. Not even regular cops should patrol airports. Ever. Let anyone and everyone get on an airplane with whatever they want to carry (so long as it fits in the overhead bins and under the seat in front of you.) No screening, no bag checks, no nothing.

THEN, when planes start exploding, I'm going to call up the clueless morons who complained about the TSA and say, "I hope your wife and kids were in that fireball, motherfucker."
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News Comments > Into the Black
21. Re: Into the Black Nov 2, 2015, 13:58 Porn-O-Matic
Classic scenario... punk kid thinks his car is some badass shit and he's some kind of great driver because of all the hours he put into Forza 6, and somehow he believes that he's above the law so he's all like, "Fuck the seat belt".

This brainless idiot got exactly what he deserved and the only truly sad thing about it is that it doesn't happen often enough.
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News Comments > Valve's VSync Experiments
18. Re: Valve's VSync Experiments Nov 2, 2015, 13:45 Porn-O-Matic
I have v-sync turn on all the time and I've NEVER experienced ANY detectable input lag whatsoever. This is a complete mystery to me why this is even an issue. I got into a debate with someone one time about this and his "proof" that input lag exists was some video that they shot with a high speed camera, and then slowed the video WAY down so you could see the input lag between a keypress and the on-screen reaction. However, the dumbass actually proved my point, that it is not detectable by the average human, and it took a high speed camera and careful observation of the slowed down footage to even see it. The player? He had no idea there was any input lag. Only the high speed camera saw it.  
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News Comments > Space Engineers Sales Soar
13. Re: Space Engineers Sales Soar Oct 30, 2015, 12:25 Porn-O-Matic
Y'all might want to surf around on the Steam forums for SE before you dive into this game. I have the game and the last few updates have broken it to the point of being almost unplayable. Not going to rant about it here, just go check out the forums and you'll see. Most of the issues stem from code they are implementing in preparation for their "planets" release.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
2. Re: Morning Tech Bits Oct 16, 2015, 12:53 Porn-O-Matic
Verno wrote on Oct 16, 2015, 11:34:
Another half bil down the drain this year, laid off 5% of their workforce and Nvidia is actively poaching the rest. AMD needs a miracle if this keeps up. Something like 8 billion lost over the past 15 years.

A miracle? If making a decent product would be classified as a "miracle", then I would agree. If they go out of business, at least then maybe the Steam game forums wouldn't be polluted by the lamenting cries of clueless AMD owners who bitch about how their AMD-based gaming rig doesn't run games worth a crap and claim it's the game developer's fault.
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News Comments > 9M Played Star Wars Battlefront Beta
9. Re: 9M Played Star Wars Battlefront Beta Oct 13, 2015, 13:30 Porn-O-Matic
I watched on Twitch for a couple of hours, several streams, and I was impressed with the visuals, but nothing else. It's just another free-for-all shooter with the same chaotic bullshit you've seen in every other MP shooter made in the last 10 years. There's nothing original or unique about it. I even posted the question in the stream chat, "Besides being in the Star Wars universe, what makes this game different from every other MP shooter made in the last 10 years?"

My question was read aloud by the streamer, and even after 5 minutes, neither the streamer, nor anyone in the chat, could come up with a SINGLE answer. Not one.

And just think, once the full version goes live, it will still have to deal with the cheaters, hackers, griefers, and general d-bag assholes just like every other MP shooter made in the last 10 years.

Like I've always said, multiplayer gaming is the bloated-crack-whore-corpse-floating-in-a-ghetto-sewer of the gaming world.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Oct 12, 2015, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
Indigenous People's Day? How about "The Indigenous People Were Too Fucking Weak To Defend Themselves So They Lost And Proved Darwin's Natural Selection Theory Day"

The idea that Columbus may have done controversial things does not change the historical moment in time when he arrived. It's much like saying you should start a campaign to negate the importance of your own parents because you found out they did something "controversial" in the years before they brought you into the world.

Considering the fact that most, if not all, US presidents have done plenty of very controversial (and some just plain criminal) things while in office, why do we still have a fucking "Presidents Day"?
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News Comments > Star Wars Battlefront Beta Preloads
8. Re: Star Wars Battlefront Beta Preloads Oct 7, 2015, 13:24 Porn-O-Matic
Oh, wonderful. Let the cheating, hacking, teamkilling douchebaggery begin! *yawn*  
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News Comments > Evening Metaverse
5. Re: Evening Metaverse Oct 1, 2015, 13:49 Porn-O-Matic
Maybe once they figure out how to get all my vinyl LP's into my smart phone, then "news" of this kind might actually have some tiny amount of relevance. To anything.

Oh, wait, I threw away all of my LP's years ago for something superior...
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