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Nickname Porn-O-Matic
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Description G* F*CK Y**RS*LF -- Would you like to buy a vowel?
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Signed On Mar 26, 2003, 07:44
Total Comments 92 (Suspect)
User ID 16576
 
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News Comments > Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter Reborn Announced
5. Re: Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter Reborn Announced Sep 24, 2014, 13:35 Porn-O-Matic
 
AWESOME! I've been hoping someone would re-make this game! I had load of fun playing the original and Carnivores 2 back in the day. Sweet!!  
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News Comments > Train Simulator 2015 on Steam
4. Re: Train Simulator 2015 on Steam Sep 19, 2014, 22:10 Porn-O-Matic
 
Nice trailer, great narration, but does this mean that they are going to update the graphics engine so it doesn't look like it was made in 1998, or is it just the same turd in a different box?  
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News Comments > Hack Your Fiends in Watch Dogs
11. Re: Hack Your Fiends in Watch Dogs Aug 22, 2014, 13:33 Porn-O-Matic
 
I had some stuttering in Watch Dogs until I turned the textures from "Ultra" down to the next lower option. It completely cured all stuttering (runs well above 40fps) and there's barely any perceptible difference in texture quality.

Oh, sure, if you stop and stare at every texture from a distance of 6 inches, you might notice it. But if you're doing that, then why are you even playing?
 
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News Comments > PC Gaming Alliance Gives Up, Changes Name
33. Re: PC Gaming Alliance Gives Up, Changes Name Jul 22, 2014, 16:55 Porn-O-Matic
 
No no no no... The PC is the largest gaming platform for real games that are actually worth playing! If I wanted the childish, mind numbing boredom of mobile-based crap like Candy Crush, or the dumbed-down, button-mashing, repetitive tripe that is made for consoles, I wouldn't game on a PC.

The rise of other platforms only clearly shows that the collective intelligence of the Sheeple population is in fact devolving back into single-celled organisms.

PC is the Master Race, all others must kneel, motherfu**ers.
 
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News Comments > Areal: Spiritual Successor to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
2. Re: Areal: Spiritual Successor to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Jun 25, 2014, 10:03 Porn-O-Matic
 
"...not blinded and limited by a standard good/evil system."

As if people don't already have a blurred sense of responsibility for thier actions, someone is now making a game with the express point of teaching that there should be no consequences for acts of violence.

Why don't we just start making games where the object is to rape women, or abduct and molest children? No consequences, right? No good or evil, right? No difference whatsoever... right?

Right.

And people think climate change is a problem?
 
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News Comments > Steam Top 10
21. Re: Steam Top 10 Jun 2, 2014, 20:17 Porn-O-Matic
 
I just bought Distant Worlds and only starting out, but it looks great so far.

I want to get Watch Dogs since GTA 5 is not coming to PC's any time soon (if ever) but I think I'm going to wait until A.) they issue the first patch for it, or B.) it goes on sale for some reason. It doesn't bother me that it plays like GTA since I've got over 800 hours in GTA 4 alone and I still play it regularly. (Single player only, too.)

Yes, A is more likely than B.
 
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News Comments > etc.
8. Re: etc. Apr 28, 2014, 14:08 Porn-O-Matic
 
"Theory that buried garbage disappears is debunked."

Theory? Umm, modern science proves that MOST garbage DOES decompose and essentially "disappear" if you leave it in the ground long enough. So a bunch of plastic game cartridges didn't disappear, and that somehow translates to being the rule for ALL buried garbage, huh? Wow. Sad. Some elementary level schooling should be able to help you with that.
 
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
6. Re: Morning Tech Bits Feb 21, 2014, 13:03 Porn-O-Matic
 
The government is a giant clusterfuck of morons and assholes who only know how to make bad decisions, one after another, so it only makes sense that they would continue the trend by switching to Linux. Well done, governement... why don't you just bring back asbestos ceiling tiles and slavery while you're at it?  
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News Comments > Evening Legal Briefs
14. Re: Evening Legal Briefs Dec 20, 2013, 09:01 Porn-O-Matic
 
The penalty for treason is death, as it should be. Nothing new there. If you don't like it, please leave the US now. Snowden is a spineless coward who deserves to die for his crimes.  
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News Comments > Sunday Legal Briefs
16. Re: Sunday Legal Briefs Dec 2, 2013, 13:49 Porn-O-Matic
 
If Lohan does porn, I might actually start paying attention to her. Maybe.  
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News Comments > No Wheel Support for NFS Rivals
31. Re: No Wheel Support for NFS Rivals Nov 19, 2013, 13:42 Porn-O-Matic
 
Looks like EA wants to make damn sure they clinch the "Worst Company in America" award again this year. As far as I'm concerned, this was the winning vote.

I laugh though because Slightlymad Studios, who created NFS: Shift 2 Unleashed under the corporate iron umbrella of EA, has created Project CARS, with community funding, OUTSIDE of EA's slimey hands. Project CARS, even in alpha, is already poised to crush the absolute shit out of anything EA has ever produced in the past, or ever will produce in the future. Project CARS is the community's way of saying "Fuck you EA. Your filthy money and misguided, corporate buffoonery is not needed here."
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
12. Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 11, 2013, 12:26 Porn-O-Matic
 
Funny how people just assume that Valve's "living room strategy" is going to be a success, even though nobody has a damn clue how it's going to work out. It could be the hardware equivelent of SimCity for all we know. Just because it's not Microsoft doesn't guarantee success. BTW, to the asshole who called Microsoft "losers"... you should take a look at the history of the company (not the products) and tell me how making that kind of money and having such a profound affect on the world gets them classified as "losers". You obviously have a fucked up world view and I can't imagine what you consider a "winner". (It's obviously NOT YOU, fucktard.)

And just for the record, Gabe Newell is an asshole who lives with his head up his fat ass, believing the whole time that he's God's greatest gift to the planet. But, since Steve Jobs became the worm food that he deserves to be, I guess someone had to take over, huh?
 
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News Comments > Metro: Last Light HUD "Fix" Inbound
27. Re: Metro: Last Light HUD May 15, 2013, 13:37 Porn-O-Matic
 
This is such stupid crap. Whether it makes people sick or not, while important, is not the point. The point is to give players the power to choose how they want it to look, for whatever reason. After countless FPS games being bashed for having locked FOV's, I can't BELIEVE that there are still idiot developers out there that still don't "get it".

So developers have some reasons for a narrow FOV, such as performance. Well, let the PLAYER decide if he's willing to trade performance for a wider FOV. It is NOT the developer's place to decide that for us!!!

To game devs; if your 3D engine, or your HUD, or whatever, makes adjustable FOV "difficult to implement", well, guess what, dumbasses... you need to rewrite your fucking code so that it IS easy to implement. End of story! There should never be a discussion on this. The rule should be: If you're making an FPS game, then adjustable FOV is mandatory, no questions asked. Ever. It doesn't matter what sort of gameplay you're going for, you can rest assured that players are going to want to change the FOV! They aren't going to give two shits about WHY you locked the FOV, whether it was for performance reasons, or the "look and feel" of the gameplay, or any other reason. You should KNOW THIS by now! OMFG!
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
1. Re: Morning Legal Briefs May 14, 2013, 13:35 Porn-O-Matic
 
"Gosh the amazing new things that nobody's ever thought of before!"

Oh, I see... make a snarky remark about Microsoft patenting something, but when Apple submits their umpteenth stupid and overly ambiguous patent, it's not a problem, is it?
 
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News Comments > Aliens Colonial Marines Lawsuit
62. Re: Aliens Colonial Marines Lawsuit May 2, 2013, 13:17 Porn-O-Matic
 
This is awesome. When developers make the conscious decision to fuck thier customers in the way they did with Aliens Colonial Marines, they need to learn a lesson and take it up the ass in return. The consumer's voice shall be heard!!!  
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News Comments > GRID 2 Trailer
14. Re: GRID 2 Trailer May 2, 2013, 13:12 Porn-O-Matic
 
Oh look... a new GRID 2 trailer, and Codebastards STILL ISN'T GETTING ANY OF MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

No cockpit = pussy console game & no sale!
 
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
1. Re: Sunday Mobilization Apr 1, 2013, 13:41 Porn-O-Matic
 
Not new. Nokia designed a phone like this nearly 2 years ago.  
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News Comments > GRiD 2 Trailer
7. Re: GRiD 2 Trailer Mar 29, 2013, 13:27 Porn-O-Matic
 
Like I said when this game was announced; no cockpit view = NO PURCHASE! Codemasters can suck my nuts, and as far as I'm concerned, this stupid design decision puts them BELOW Maxis and SimCity. No fucking bullshit.  
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News Comments > SimCity 2.0 Plans
25. Re: SimCity 2.0 Plans Mar 29, 2013, 13:23 Porn-O-Matic
 
I pre-ordered SimCity and I was screaming bloody murder along with the other upset fans over the server issues, but I've gotten over it (like any adult should) and I play it almost on a daily basis now.

There is already a fun game here and more efforts from the Maxis team to make improvements are welcomed. If you take away the DRM aspect, it's no more buggy than ANY and EVERY other game that has ever been released. Some people just elect to keep beating the dead horse even after it's been reduced to a puddle of dried blood and any interested parties have moved on to topics that actually have a point.
 
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