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News Comments > Steam Top 10
13. Re: Steam Top 10 Mar 31, 2013, 18:57 Beamer
 
You're right. BioShock Infinite is so much more immersive and well realized than System Shock ever was...  
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News Comments > Hotline Miami Sequel Set in the '90s
10. Re: Hotline Miami Sequel Set in the '90s Mar 31, 2013, 11:51 Beamer
 
This game never got me frustrated. I never once felt like I died for something other than my own fault, and never found it too challenging.

It was hard, but I never felt unreasonably so. Likely due to how quickly you could reset a level (instantly!)
 
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News Comments > Hotline Miami Sequel Set in the '90s
3. Re: Hotline Miami Sequel Set in the '90s Mar 30, 2013, 17:35 Beamer
 
I loved the music at first, but it grew horribly grating.

According to Steam I only played it 2 hours. That can't be right, though. I remember playing it for 3 or 4 days, but then hitting the "I've seen all there is to see" point. Then I went to Wikipedia and read the rest of the plot.

A very fun distraction that just got old quickly.
Just fired it up, made it through the first 10 chapters. Maybe that was just 2 hours.
 
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News Comments > Tomb Raider Sets Sales Record
12. Re: Tomb Raider Sets Sales Record Mar 29, 2013, 23:42 Beamer
 
Flatline wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 21:57:
ASeven wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 20:56:
3.4 million and it didn't meet sales targets. This industry cannot survive with these numbers anymore.

I'd say that's a problem with Square-Enix more than with the industry. SE is hemorrhaging money and can't keep it up. They probably predicted 5 million units pushed in the first week. Maybe more. Which is absurdly unrealistic.

Yup. Its likely less that this game needed to move more and rather that square needed more sales of anything.

Maybe
 
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News Comments > Unreal Engine 4 Tech Demo Video
3. Re: Unreal Engine 4 Tech Demo Video Mar 29, 2013, 15:28 Beamer
 
Xero wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 15:25:
Looks pretty snazzy but I couldn't help but roll my eyes when those 5 or 6 security guards were shooting with assault rifles at him and none of them could hit him, then he turns around and pops nearly all of them. Typical...lol

That's why he's infiltrating the enemy solo and they're just security guards?
 
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News Comments > etc.
14. Re: etc. Mar 29, 2013, 15:01 Beamer
 
Creston wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 14:53:
Beamer wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 11:47:
In the grand internet tradition of judging everyone else's lifestyle choices, this dude is batshit.

Yeah, I don't think any other word really fits.

Creston

Another quote mentions that he has 4 pairs of boxers because, if he had more, they'd spend too much time washing them and have to get an electric washing machine.

I was like... uh... well... not really. With 4 pairs you have to wash every 4 days (though, from the sound of it, he washes once a year.) Each pair only takes a few seconds to wash, but the act of washing has some start up and end time. You need to collect what needs to be washed, fill a bucket, get some soap, wash, empty the bucket, put things away, etc. It's quicker to add more to one wash than to add more washes. So if he had 5 pairs and was washing every 5 days instead of every 4 he may be washing for an extra two minutes each time, but it would be less frequent and therefore he'd spend less time doing it.
Or, if he owned infinite boxers he'd never have to wash, period.

Basically, his logic on that point doesn't hold up well.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
26. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 29, 2013, 14:58 Beamer
 
jdreyer wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 14:52:
Burrito of Peace wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 14:34:
Outside of the interactive NPCs, is there an explanation for why there are a total of, perhaps, seven models of NPC throughout the whole of the gameworld?

Generic Black Dude
Generic Black Chick
Generic Blonde Dude with Blue eyes (young)
Generic Blonde Dude with Blue eyes (slightly older)
Generic Blonde Chick with Blue eyes
Generic Auburn Chick with Brown eyes
Generic White Dude with Blue Eyes (Same as the slightly older blonde dude but with no hair).

Um, because creating unique art assets is expensive? See Oblivion, The Elder Scrolls.

Also because it's a super racist closed society so there are likely to be a ton of blonde people with blue eyes that look alike.
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
107. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Mar 29, 2013, 13:14 Beamer
 
RollinThundr wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 13:13:
jdreyer wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 12:28:
Beamer vs. Thundr:

DETENTE


Not a fair fight, I have logic, common sense and economics on my side.

Well, it's a good thing you tie a hand behind your back by not using any of them! Haha.
 
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News Comments > etc.
9. Re: etc. Mar 29, 2013, 11:47 Beamer
 
Creston wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 11:11:
Beamer wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 09:56:
Mr. Tact wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 08:55:
Jason Rohrer doesn't exactly seem to be playing with a full deck either...

I love the interview with him from a few years back that begins with his children running around naked in his yard.

His older-than-four-years-old children.

o_O

Okay... To be honest, I kinda like the idea of burying a game in the desert, though somehow I doubt it's going to be playable after a single year, much less 2000.

Creston

Ah, here's the passage:
A naked kid and a freakishly tall man walk in a meadow. The meadow is their front yard. It pokes up from among the sheared lawns of upstate New York's Route 11B like a Mohawk, purposeful and defiant. The kid's hair is long and blond and, on first glance, feminine. He wears orange rain boots, his uncircumcised penis free in the breeze. The tall man wears military-style cargo pants and a red T-shirt that says MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL GAME SUMMIT. He's barefoot. His dirty-blond hair is spiky from not showering. A cop pulls into his driveway. The man chats with the cop. The cop says he just got a call about a "tall guy and a naked girl down by the gas station" and dropped by to investigate.

The tall man is amused.

The cop -- burly, bearded, the sitcom essence of small-town cop -- doesn't need to ask the tall man what he does for a living. He already knows. Everyone in this town knows. The tall man is famous here in Potsdam, New York, an aging hamlet near the Canadian border, because of his meadow. The meadow inspired a court case and made the front pages of the local newspapers. The tall man fought a village ordinance that required him to cut his meadow to a height of ten inches. He represented himself in court, and it came out after the trial that this man earned a living by making video games. Which didn't make much sense to the town's inhabitants, like this cop here, who's got to be having a hard time reconciling the tall man's career in computers with the apparently Luddite lifestyle on display: the meadow, the tiny ranch home it obscures, the naked hippie kid, the wife standing on the porch with the red hair and freckles and fiery green eyes, and the baby in a cloth sling. Later today, the tall man will hold the baby off the front porch, above the cedar bushes, and whisper "Pssssss, pssssss" in his ear, and the baby will pee into the bush, on command, just like that. Pavlovian.


In the grand internet tradition of judging everyone else's lifestyle choices, this dude is batshit.
 
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News Comments > SimCity 2.0 Plans
22. Re: SimCity 2.0 Plans Mar 29, 2013, 10:53 Beamer
 
deqer wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 10:34:
Des wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 08:05:
Guess I'll buy this in 6 months time, when the game costs less, is bundled with all the DLC to make it an 'Actual' Simcity game (subways, thermoforming), and when all the bugs are fixed and standard features are implemented

How about you just NOT BUY IT AT ALL? You ever think of that is being an option? Don't be one of the sheeple.

Do yourself a favor, and buy SimCity 4. That's what everyone else is doing. That's the trend.

Similar trend where people went with WinXP, then SKIPPED Vista, and went to Windows7. Well, you need to Skip this new SimCity, and just stick with SimCity 4.

Ok, this has to be trolling. Whether you agree with his message or not, how can you say "don't be a sheeple" then say "do what everyone else is doing; follow the trend!"

Sounds like the non-sheeple thing to do is buy the game no one is buying: SimCity.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
13. Re: Evening Consolidation Mar 29, 2013, 10:15 Beamer
 
Verno wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 10:09:
I should weigh in for posterity as well. I think it's going to under perform based on the software I'm seeing. As a little emulator box that might run XBMC I can see that working with a certain enthusiast audience but I just don't see it going any further than that to a mass market.

Of course companies can still be profitable targeting a niche so maybe they can carve out something for themselves.

That's the way I should have put it: an enthusiast device. People that enjoy the whole "I'm indie and doing something new!" aka gaming hipsters, aka early adopters, will buy it and love it (not mocking with those terms, we're all that way about some product.) And it may get a few casual users that want to play Temple Run on their TV.

But it will never be something that catches a lot of attention and gets people lining up outside of Walmart for. By the time the hardware and price point can match the software other companies will have muscled Ouya out.

I mean, hell, this isn't even the engineer device some people claim. A couple of marketing people hired an industrial designer to make it look good and outsourced everything else.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
12. Re: Evening Consolidation Mar 29, 2013, 10:13 Beamer
 
SteamBox, I think, would also crush this. More expensive, but infinitely more powerful.

Plus I'm sure Microsoft has an Ouya-esque device in the works. I've claimed that I believe they're trying to move from Xbox as a device to Xbox as an environment. Xbox on your PC tied to Xbox on your phone tied to Xbox on your tablet tied to Xbox on your TV. Really, I know it makes some people cringe, but it would be a cross between Steam, which is moving towards an environment on your PC and on your TV, and Apple, which is a totally locked down environment on your PC, tablet, phone and TV.

I don't know if Microsoft can pull it off, or if it will be as open as it needs to be (kind of the same question), but it would also be a threat to Ouya. Why would I want a $99 box when it does nothing differently than the phone I already own? Give the phone a docking station with HDMI out and bluetooth controllers and it can do anything Ouya can. And be my phone. And be my Gameboy/Vita.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
10. Re: Evening Consolidation Mar 29, 2013, 10:08 Beamer
 
Verno wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 09:48:
Bookmarked this thread for future reference, some very wild claims made in it that will be attributed properly later

Yeah. I'll openly admit if I'm wrong. I just don't see Ouya being a revolution. It's too soon. And too underfunded (early reports aren't too high on the controller.)

It's just another form factor I don't think we need. If Apple releases a new Apple TV that has bluetooth controllers this thing is DOA. People able to play their iPad games with a controller on a TV? Instant huge hit.

The games still aren't right, though. This hardware idea won't be able to do the AAA style games for years. And, I know publishers can be assholes, but for every hour of an FTL type game I play I put a dozen more into something that takes much more 3D power.

I think Ouya can be something fun. Like the Wii was something fun. I think it can have more legs than the Wii. But I think it's a niche or casual thing, because its power is too limited and its price points will be too low for anything else.

Yeah, they're planning to do one every year, which I've said is a smart move. But they're moving into Apple and Google's playground, and a company like Apple or even Samsung could most likely crush them (Apple, in particular, could do so with the Apple TV without blinking.) And that's where I think we're headed for this kind of device, something like Apple TV that uses the tablets people already own.
 
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News Comments > Jay Wilson: Auction Houses "Really Hurt" Diablo III
19. Re: Jay Wilson: Auctions Houses Mar 29, 2013, 10:03 Beamer
 
I disagree with a lot of you about his honesty.

When you're close to a project, especially at a company that's never been wrong, it's pretty easy to get deluded into thinking your ridiculous idea makes perfect sense and is what everyone wants.

People genuinely try to do something right and beneficial for everyone, it's just that they're so close to the project and the ideas that they can't see clearly.

Of course, there are usually people elsewhere in the company that can, but no one is listening to them. Kind of why, when I take a new project, I tend to go to the lowest level people first and work my way up to the highest. The people not involved in defining the vision are the ones that can see it clearly. The ones that are are the ones distracted by, well, I guess the shit they're selling.
 
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News Comments > etc.
7. Re: etc. Mar 29, 2013, 09:59 Beamer
 
Frags4Fun wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 08:51:
The War Z guy is out of his mind. Totally nuts.
No. Think about it: her surveyed the 18,000 people he claims are still playing his game, and they told him not to change it.

Duh.

The ONLY people playing his game right now are the ones that are very much into this type of thing. Any normal human being either stopped playing or stayed far, far away.

So his sample size is people that want to be screwed. It's like going to a Fight Club and asking people if they like being punched in the face repeatedly. They'll say yes, why else would they be in a Fight Club? Then saying "people would be FURIOUS if I didn't punch them all in the face repeatedly!"

But if he's ok making a game specifically for the people that want to play his game, so be it. It's the complete indie-niche lifestyle.
 
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News Comments > etc.
6. Re: etc. Mar 29, 2013, 09:56 Beamer
 
Mr. Tact wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 08:55:
Jason Rohrer doesn't exactly seem to be playing with a full deck either...

I love the interview with him from a few years back that begins with his children running around naked in his yard.

His older-than-four-years-old children.
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
103. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Mar 29, 2013, 09:16 Beamer
 
RollinThundr wrote on Mar 29, 2013, 08:13:
Beamer wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 20:02:
RollinThundr wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 18:21:
Beamer wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 16:33:
PHJF wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 16:18:
Oh and this kind of stuff, like the slow fall of tobacco, isn't going to happen overnight. You can't flip a switch and suddenly everyone is on the path to good clean living. The best thing you can do is educate and condition kids and hope it sticks. This was just on CNBC:

U.S. soda consumption fell in 2012 for the eighth-straight year, this time by 1.2 percent to levels not seen since the Clinton administration, according to new beverage statistics.

Then again those putrescent "energy drinks" saw another meteoric gain.

You can't flip a switch, but you can lead people to it. Part of the reason smoking is so low is the taxation. The government didn't flip that switch, it's gradually increased.

Of course, doing that on unhealthy food is difficult. As you mention, it's socioeconomical, and food is a necessity. Feeding a family of 5 is a whole lot easier on a McDonald's Dollar Menu than on salad. And the bread that is sold in stores may be kind of gross with partially hydrogenated soybean oil, tons of salt and tons of sugar, but all that stuff makes it last longer, meaning less goes bad, it's easier to transport, etc., which lowers costs.

It's a bad situation.
I do think, though, that attacking the liquid calories isn't a bad idea. Coke just launched FruitWater, which they market as a healthy alternative to soda. It has no fruit. None. Not a drop. Hell, most "juices" in the supermarket are no more than 10% juice.
Maybe getting more strict on the crap companies produce and how they market it would be a step in the right direction.

And by leading people, you mean run their lives for them. Coax them to do what you think is right.

If consuming less complete shit ruins lives, well, let's ruin them.
Also, you're a drama queen.

It's more so calling it what it is, democrats have this whole control issue. Not sure why, maybe one of the key components to leaning to the left is have a touch of narcissism.

Oh, wait, I read "run their lives" as "ruin their lives."

I spent way too much time yesterday staring at monitors.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
7. Re: OUYA Mar 29, 2013, 07:41 Beamer
 
"Shitton of linux guys" already sounds incorrect.

Whatever. I play too many shooters to ever get excited about an underpowered device that will sell games for $.99. The only way a good shooter, like Bioshock Infinite, Saints Row or even Dishonored, can exist on a system like that is with an enormous amount of pay2win.

Sorry, I won't root for a device to supplement ones that have models that do allow for the games I usually enjoy. To compliment? Sure. But some people think Ouya will change gaming. If it does, that's a bad thing. I don't want all shitty indie $.99 garbage like you get on tablets.

I don't think there's a chance the vast predictions some make will come true, but I'm so confused that people want it. I mean, I get that there's enormous badwill between the hardcore gamer and the consumer, but do you really want to flock to something that has as much power as a cellphone to play games on your TV? People already whine about the PS4 "never doing 1080p at 60fps." The Ouya can't do a modern shooter at 1080p at 5fps.
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
101. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Mar 28, 2013, 20:02 Beamer
 
RollinThundr wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 18:21:
Beamer wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 16:33:
PHJF wrote on Mar 28, 2013, 16:18:
Oh and this kind of stuff, like the slow fall of tobacco, isn't going to happen overnight. You can't flip a switch and suddenly everyone is on the path to good clean living. The best thing you can do is educate and condition kids and hope it sticks. This was just on CNBC:

U.S. soda consumption fell in 2012 for the eighth-straight year, this time by 1.2 percent to levels not seen since the Clinton administration, according to new beverage statistics.

Then again those putrescent "energy drinks" saw another meteoric gain.

You can't flip a switch, but you can lead people to it. Part of the reason smoking is so low is the taxation. The government didn't flip that switch, it's gradually increased.

Of course, doing that on unhealthy food is difficult. As you mention, it's socioeconomical, and food is a necessity. Feeding a family of 5 is a whole lot easier on a McDonald's Dollar Menu than on salad. And the bread that is sold in stores may be kind of gross with partially hydrogenated soybean oil, tons of salt and tons of sugar, but all that stuff makes it last longer, meaning less goes bad, it's easier to transport, etc., which lowers costs.

It's a bad situation.
I do think, though, that attacking the liquid calories isn't a bad idea. Coke just launched FruitWater, which they market as a healthy alternative to soda. It has no fruit. None. Not a drop. Hell, most "juices" in the supermarket are no more than 10% juice.
Maybe getting more strict on the crap companies produce and how they market it would be a step in the right direction.

And by leading people, you mean run their lives for them. Coax them to do what you think is right.

If consuming less complete shit ruins lives, well, let's ruin them.
Also, you're a drama queen.
 
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