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News Comments > CryENGINE Subscriptions Announced
7. Re: CryENGINE Subscriptions Announced Mar 20, 2014, 11:40 Creston
 
10 bucks a month? That's it?

That is just beyond incredible.
 
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News Comments > EverQuest Turns 15
22. Re: EverQuest Turns 15 Mar 19, 2014, 02:18 Creston
 
For all of you nostalgic for the days of Spawn Camping, fear not: Elder Scrolls Online is here! All the spawn camping you could ever want! 24 hour waits? 48? 96? WHO KNOWS!

 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
8. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Mar 19, 2014, 02:13 Creston
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Mar 18, 2014, 12:33:
Creston wrote on Mar 18, 2014, 11:30:
Wow. 18 months. That'll show him!
That seems pretty steep

For extorting dozens of people? Had he been a mobster who extorted dozens of people IRL for money, he'd have gotten twenty years. But because it's on the computer, so apparently it's not really "real" or something, and he just extorted these girls for sex, 18 months is fine.

But yeah 9 months is still steep, considering his career outlook is probably permanently damaged

Oh noes, the poor guy's career outlook! How COULD society be so cruel?


 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
24. Re: etc., etc. Mar 19, 2014, 01:42 Creston
 
Honestly, I think EA's probably got it in the bag again, though maybe people are pissed enough at Comcast over this retarded merger with TWC.

Really, though, Monsanto should win this hands down. How is everyone with the title director or higher from that piece of shit fuckhole not in JAIL?
 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - LUFTRAUSERS
5. Re: Ships Ahoy - LUFTRAUSERS Mar 19, 2014, 01:38 Creston
 
Sie sind in meines luft! RAUS!  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
14. Re: etc., etc. Mar 18, 2014, 21:29 Creston
 
Speaking of shitty companies, Obsidian is teaming up with Paradox to publish Eternity.

Paradox. Aren't they the guys who have been shitting out games in completely unplayable states? Like Sword of the Stars II?

GREAT publisher to shag up with...
 
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News Comments > SimCity Patch Adds Offline Play
21. Re: SimCity Patch Adds Offline Play Mar 18, 2014, 21:27 Creston
 
Eirikrautha wrote on Mar 18, 2014, 16:57:
An encephalitic yak could have told Blizzard or EA that D3's auction house or SimCity's always online were crippling design choices. But the arrogance shown by the developers, as if somehow they could convince players that design decisions that hurt gameplay but generated money were totally in the players' best interests, has been absolutely staggering.

Sadly, the games sold 10+ million and 2+ million copies respectively. So gameRs (edited) in general have loudly spoken and said "We will happily buy your shit! Please shit in our mouths some more!"

Don't blame developers for gamers being retarded fucking morons and said devs taking advantage of that fact.

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News Comments > SimCity Patch Adds Offline Play
20. Re: SimCity Patch Adds Offline Play Mar 18, 2014, 21:24 Creston
 
1) Dismissive wank
2) Dismissive wank
3) Dismissive wank
4) Dismissive wank
5) Dismissive wank

Achievement unlocked : Nobody Gives A Shit.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 18, 2014, 11:35 Creston
 
MoreLuckThanSkill wrote on Mar 18, 2014, 11:18:
"Wireless ectricity? It's here."

-Nicola Tesla, circa 1893.

Not a literal quote, obviously, but it's not exactly "new."

But Tesla had no clue how to generate it, did he?

I am absolutely buying a wireless electricity generator the second it becomes available.
 
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News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
1. Re: Morning Legal Briefs Mar 18, 2014, 11:30 Creston
 
Wow. 18 months. That'll show him!  
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News Comments > Diablo III Auction Houses Closed
15. Re: Diablo III Auction House Closed Mar 18, 2014, 11:20 Creston
 
nin wrote on Mar 18, 2014, 10:47:
Desalus wrote on Mar 18, 2014, 10:43:
With patch 2.0 and the AH gone, the game is actually worth playing now.

Totally agree with that. Loot 2.0 has made the game a lot more enjoyable for me. Pretty much every 60-90 minutes it's Orange Time, and it's fucking awesome. All kinds of neat stuff I never saw in the first month, and never thought I'd get a shot at...


Were these items already in the game, or are they new? It never ceases to amaze me that devs will make these really awesome and fun weapons, and then make it so that 99.999% of their players will never, ever fucking see one.

HI GEARBOX!

 
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News Comments > Diablo III Auction Houses Closed
14. Re: Diablo III Auction House Closed Mar 18, 2014, 11:16 Creston
 
It only took them 18 months to figure this out.

of course, so many people had already bailed on the game, the AH probably wasn't making much money anymore anyway.

Note to blizzard: never let that old producer make another game. (Whatever his fucking name was. Wilson?)
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
14. Re: Morning Consolidation Mar 17, 2014, 15:24 Creston
 
Britain's mcvuk takes money from Microsoft to bleat stupid nonsense; also likes it up the ass.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
63. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 16, 2014, 23:59 Creston
 
xXBatmanXx wrote on Mar 15, 2014, 22:49:
Creston wrote on Mar 14, 2014, 23:57:
Also, to avoid carpal tunnel and to avoid destroying your mouse:

http://download.cnet.com/Free-Mouse-Auto-Clicker/3000-2084_4-75221696.html

Careful, if you click through, you get tons of malware and hijack shit installed.....

Yeah, you need to decline about five different things. I'd assumed that was standard knowledge.
 
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News Comments > Saturday Tech Bits
2. Re: Saturday Tech Bits Mar 15, 2014, 21:56 Creston
 
Here's another easy alternative: They stay on Windows XP.

OMG YOU GUYZ!
 
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News Comments > Saturday Consolidation
6. Re: Saturday Consolidation Mar 15, 2014, 16:37 Creston
 
Sony : "Dammit, we're doing really well, everyone loves us, Microsoft is hated, life is good.

"How can we fuck this up?"

 
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News Comments > Elite: Dangerous Alpha 3.0 Released
29. Re: Elite: Dangerous Alpha 3.0 Released Mar 15, 2014, 12:45 Creston
 
Julio wrote on Mar 15, 2014, 08:08:
El Pit wrote on Mar 15, 2014, 03:17:
I thinks Roberts is already nervous because of what Braben has already released.

I think Roberts is fine, the cash keeps rolling in. Worst case he can rename it "SimHangar".

*snorts water all over keyboard*
 
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News Comments > Elite: Dangerous Alpha 3.0 Released
23. Re: Elite: Dangerous Alpha 3.0 Released Mar 15, 2014, 02:59 Creston
 
Jerykk wrote on Mar 14, 2014, 22:50:
This has been making progress significantly faster than Star Citizen. Elite already has the cockpit, combat and docking implemented. We're still waiting on combat from Star Citizen. Hopefully SC doesn't end up being a poorly managed disaster ala Duke Forever.

I think the internet would just melt if that happened. The anger would be as from the Gods.
 
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News Comments > Elite: Dangerous Alpha 3.0 Released
22. Re: Elite: Dangerous Alpha 3.0 Released Mar 15, 2014, 02:57 Creston
 
I will again say it, I was extremely skeptical of Braben when he did his Kickstarter, and quite frankly even thought he was just scamming people.

But the stuff they are putting out is extremely impressive looking, and I will be more than happy to eat crow and buy a copy at full price when it comes out.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
61. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 15, 2014, 00:34 Creston
 
nin wrote on Mar 15, 2014, 00:09:

Stats page.


Holy heck. Yeah I got none of that stuff.

I have found out that you don't even get a single HC until you have 1,000,000,000,000 cookies. So I just reset waaaaay too early. Fortunately I'd saved right beforehand.
 
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