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News Comments > Op Ed
12. Re: Op Ed Mar 8, 2013, 11:19 Creston
 
ASeven wrote on Mar 8, 2013, 09:31:
InBlack wrote on Mar 8, 2013, 09:29:
I wonder what the game is really like though, even those glowing 9.5 reviews are very suspect. My bet is that even if the game was performing 100% as advertised it would still be a buggy mess, with artificial limits on size and terrible AI....

Eurogamer Sweden gave it a 100%, a perfect score, calling it the best game ever made. And people still wonder why nobody thinks gaming journalism is honest anymore.

Yeah, I called those fucking toolbags out on the first day. I guess EA spends a lot of ad money in Sweden. There was another Swedish pos review site that gave it a 95.

Anyway, monkeys will keep buying this shit, and publishers will keep fucking them over, because, well, they're monkeys! It's not like they're clever enough to understand that, hey, maybe I should refuse to be treated like shit by EA and its ilk.

Just keep on lapping up that EA shit, monkeys! You do yourselves proud. Who knows, maybe five years from now, EA will make you one of their shills! Then you too can go on forums everywhere and proclaim that it's ridiculous that people hate EA for this sort of thing.

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News Comments > Mike Capps Leaves Epic Entirely
15. Re: Mike Capps Leaves Epic Entirely Mar 8, 2013, 11:14 Creston
 
Oh yes, Mike Capps as an advocate for games in Washington! That'd be almost just as useful and as awesome as that last big thing that Epic did... What was it called again....

Oh yeah, the PC Gamer Alliance.

Rolleyes

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News Comments > Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity
15. Re: Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity Mar 7, 2013, 18:38 Creston
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 18:09:
hehe They can always fix that later..

They will! On April 28th, they will announce the "Big Cities DLC!" for a mere $14.99!

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News Comments > Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity
14. Re: Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity Mar 7, 2013, 18:37 Creston
 
Longswd wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 18:16:
Creston wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 17:42:
And then there's the brilliant firetrucks. 3 houses are on fire on the same road. 3 fire trucks are dispatched. The first firetruck stops at the first house on fire. Firetrucks 2 and 3 are now stuck behind firetruck 1 and can't get to houses 2 and 3, which burn down.

That's pretty damn funny. Such an easy fix too, first truck out heads to the farthest fire, 2nd truck to the next furthest etc..


You just broke Ocean Quigley's brain...

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News Comments > Torment: Tides of Numenera Kickstarter Live
172. Re: Torment: Tides of Numenera Kickstarter Live Mar 7, 2013, 18:34 Creston
 
Optional Nickname! wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 18:26:
One possible action is to negotiate with Hasbro,

They tried that. After a few months of stone cold silence, they gave up.

another is to use Planescape without Hasbro.

And get sued out of existence. Probably not such a good idea.


There are other alternatives which I'm sure you can intuit easily.

Yeah, not really? The IP holder of Planescape doesn't want to let it be used in computer games. That pretty much ends the discussion of having Planescape in a computer game...

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News Comments > Torment Kickstarter Soars; Stretch Goals in Play
40. Re: Torment Kickstarter Soars; Stretch Goals in Play Mar 7, 2013, 18:31 Creston
 
nin wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 18:28:
I see creston posting over there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EDIT: SO ARE YOU!!!!!!

Hehe yep. And I am curious how the Ziets thing is going to work. AFAIK, his inclusion on Project Eternity was full time, and they're still in pre-production. Now he's also going to be in pre-production for Torment? Is he just going to work two jobs or something?

I hope they'll answer that. Just seems kind of odd to me. Almost as if they're just taking P:E's stretch goals, figuring "hey, it worked for them, and we've got mostly the same customers anyway!"

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News Comments > Torment Kickstarter Soars; Stretch Goals in Play
37. Re: Torment Kickstarter Soars; Stretch Goals in Play Mar 7, 2013, 18:18 Creston
 
Dev wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 18:11:
Update #3 is up
Adds new stretch goals, and adds additional details and items to previously achieved stretch goals, such as the new game area "Ruins of Ossiphagan"

The following is the BEST.STRETCH.GOAL.EVER.

Last, but most certainly not least: Upon reaching $2.5m, we will send out a special video from Colin. Those of you familiar with Colin’s very early work may recall that he wrote the Complete Book of Elves for 2nd Edition AD&D. You AD&D players may remember how dreadful this work was, making elves so incredibly powerful and unbalanced that all of our AD&D games were henceforth ruined until 3rd Edition D&D came to save us. (This is a slight overstatement. We could just pretend the book never existed, after all. That’s what I did…) Fortunately, Colin wrote that over 20 years ago and he’s learned much since then. =) Plus he’s the creative guy on Torment and Adam and I aren’t going to let him get too close to the gameplay systems. Just kidding. (Mostly. )

But we’ve always felt that he owes us for polluting our campaigns with his bizarre passion for elves. Thankfully, Colin seems to have gotten through his elf-fetish years. But his penance isn’t yet complete. He has apologized before, but somehow I find it lacking. I don't know about you, but I want to see him say it. So as part of our update celebrating this Stretch Goal, Colin will apologize publicly for this sin of his youth through a special video.

FUCK AND YES! I still remember the HORROR when, upon starting a new campaign, I get my 6 players together and have them introduce their characters, and find out ALL SIX OF THEM ARE FUCKING ELVES. They proceeded to "sing hymns to the trees" the rest of the day. :AAAARGGHH:

Needless to say, they all died. Horribly.
APOLOGIZE, COLIN!

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News Comments > SimCity Adding Servers
76. Re: SimCity Adding Servers Mar 7, 2013, 18:06 Creston
 
Ghola wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 16:44:
I have yet to get past the no servers available screen which is right after I connect to a server. With D3, I was able to play some of the time within the first week. At this rate, I will be lucky to play SimCity before the EA turns the servers off and the game goes dark.

Well, I hate to be that guy, but ya know, ya kinda coulda seen this comin'...

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News Comments > Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity
9. Re: Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity Mar 7, 2013, 18:04 Creston
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 17:46:
but instead of 1 big.. you can always build 3 small stations ;p

Yeah, you got plenty of room anyway!

Oh wait...



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News Comments > Out of the Blue
23. Re: Out of the Blue Mar 7, 2013, 17:47 Creston
 
jdreyer wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 16:00:
Yeesh, that sleep deprivation article is scary. I gotta get more shuteye.

Funny that got posted today, I actually have a sleep study appt. tonight because I (and the doctor too) am fairly certain I have sleep apnea.

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News Comments > Age of Empires II HD Next Month
16. Re: Age of Empires II HD Next Month Mar 7, 2013, 17:43 Creston
 
Cutter wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 17:39:
Ptt, look at Hollywood, is there a movie they're not remaking yet?

I'm not sure that imitating Hollywood makes for great promotional quotes...

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News Comments > Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity
7. Re: Amazon Stops Selling Digital SimCity Mar 7, 2013, 17:42 Creston
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 17:29:
let me tell you, simulation wise this is stunning.

That's not the idea I get from multiple reviews (in progress) that I've read. Apparently everything works fine up to 150K or so, and then it either goes into a stupid "People leave, economy goes down, space opens up, people come in, economy goes back up, people get mad, people leave, economy goes down" loop, or it just starts randomly making things not work (casinos completely stop bringing in money; sewage plants stop working altogether), reporting problems that aren't there (You have no water! You have no sewage capacity! when in fact said person has both plenty)...

And then there's the brilliant firetrucks. 3 houses are on fire on the same road. 3 fire trucks are dispatched. The first firetruck stops at the first house on fire. Firetrucks 2 and 3 are now stuck behind firetruck 1 and can't get to houses 2 and 3, which burn down.

Feel free to call it whatever you want, but I wouldn't call that "stunning."

I'd call it "broken."

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News Comments > The Showdown Effect Demo
1. Re: The Showdown Effect Demo Mar 7, 2013, 17:38 Creston
 
So you release a multiplayer game, and then your demo has no multiplayer? Confused

You guys MUST work with EA! They just absolutely love innovative ideas like this!

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News Comments > Supreme Ruler 1936 Announced
3. Re: Supreme Ruler 1936 Announced Mar 7, 2013, 17:36 Creston
 
jdreyer wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 13:18:
I give these guys props for not going after WWII right off the bat.

I was just thinking, you need to grind for three years before the war even starts?

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News Comments > Age of Empires II HD Next Month
14. Re: Age of Empires II HD Next Month Mar 7, 2013, 17:35 Creston
 
NewMaxx wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 17:10:
I have to agree that it's overpriced, but that's probably what they had to do to get the IP holders to agree.

The IP holders? You mean Microsoft? I know Redmond gets wacky sometimes, but I don't think even Microsoft has to pay Microsoft to be allowed to re-release a game.

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News Comments > SimCity Adding Servers
73. Re: SimCity Adding Servers Mar 7, 2013, 17:17 Creston
 
Verno wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 16:39:
From CNet:
CNET Editor Jeff Bakalar, assigned to review SimCity, ran into problems trying to connect at least twice a day since Tuesday: "I had planned on reviewing the game for launch -- and I'm not joking here -- I've yet to been able to even play the game. Once."

EA Solitaire.



That's a pretty futuristic version of EA's online games right there, because it seems like it actually let people IN before telling them to go fuck themselves. (Edit: I especially love the "Always Online" checkbox, and that it's greyed out. :p )

Oh EA. It truly is humorous how inept you are, especially given your "Don't worry, the international launches will go fine!" and now articles are popping up everywhere from people in different countries who, surprise surprise, can't get into the game they PAID YOU FOR.

Keep supporting always-on DRM, fellas. I hope it takes EA a fucking year to fix this.

(In other news, PC Gamer has already stated that they wouldn't let the always-on DRM bullshit "interfere" with their paycheck review of the game.)

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News Comments > GeForce Tomb Raider Fixes Inbound
37. Re: GeForce Tomb Raider Fixes Inbound Mar 7, 2013, 17:03 Creston
 
ChandlerL wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 15:45:
Creston wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 11:47:
But will it fix Lara's boob hair jiggle?

Creston

ChestFX in upcoming patch. semi-confirmed rumor.

ChestFX would sell so many games. Why is AMD wasting its time with hair??

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News Comments > Age of Empires II HD Next Month
8. Re: Age of Empires II HD Next Month Mar 7, 2013, 17:01 Creston
 
Microsoft Studios is proud to bring Age of Empires II: HD Edition to Steam! milk you for the exact same game with a few minor upgrades!

Seriously? Was there anyone clamoring for this, MS?

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News Comments > Torment Kickstarter Soars; Stretch Goals in Play
28. Re: Torment Kickstarter Soars; Stretch Goals in Play Mar 7, 2013, 14:59 Creston
 
Techie714 © wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 14:51:
I'm a backer! This game better look as good as Skyrim, right? /S

Hehe. To be honest, with the way they go about building games like these (ie, 2D paintings with 3D characters on them) in isometric viewpoint, it'll likely look better than Skyrim where the backgrounds are concerned.

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News Comments > SimCity Adding Servers
49. Re: SimCity Adding Servers Mar 7, 2013, 14:57 Creston
 
xXBatmanXx wrote on Mar 7, 2013, 14:35:
/I found great happiness in the "EA giving refunds" story earlier.

Although this is the most recent....not good.


EA's Global Community Manager merely stated that you could REQUEST a refund. He never said you would be granted one!

"EA IS JUST AS GOOD AS ALL TEH OTHER PUBLISHERS I DONT GET TEH HATE WAAAAAAAH I NEED BLANKY"

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