Thump them in the eye balls. Not the eye socket, but the actual eye ball. It works equally as well on humans.

Chertoff, fielding questions from reporters, said government officials did not expect both a powerful hurricane and a breach of levees that would flood the city of New Orleans.

No, it hasn't. There's no such thing in Louisiana.

Hope your friend's car is the former type.

These small service stations really don't make that huge of an amount of money, a really strong one might make 50k a year.

I mean, can you imagine how an evangelical Christian would react to having Christianity compared to Judaism, Islamicism, ancient Roman/Greek theology, Buddhism, Hinduism, etc.? Not to mention putting the Bible on the same level as the other religious texts. I think there would be riots in the streets.

Others feel that creationism has as much or more supporting scientific evidence.

The universe has existed for 30 billion years

There are no fossils of transitional life forms. Organisms have never been found to cross the boundaries between species.

the order of creation described in Genesis is opposite of the order proposed by the theory of evolution

If natural processes created everything, there is no need for God. Natural processes become a substitute for God. A living, personal God becomes just a religious concept for people who "need that sort of thing".

Proteins couldn't have evolved if the early earth had oxygen in its atmosphere, because the parts that make up proteins, amino acids, can't join in the presence of oxygen. There had to be oxygen in the atmosphere, however. Without oxygen, there could be no ozone in the upper atmosphere and without the ozone layer, the sun's ultraviolet radiation would quickly destroy life.

Now we have administrators and politicians encouraging young girls to visit "planned parenthood" type facilities without their parents' knowledge, giving out condoms at schools, and encouraging "diversity" instead of sticking to the things kids need to be learning to succeed in college.

Or am I reading that wrong? A hole the size of Europe seems pretty large to me...

Well, for one thing, this would be an ideal time to slip in a few terrorists in-country... That's one of the reasons I can't see the US allowing any foreign aid workers in.

"There are a lot of people (at these seminars) who believe in aliens, and all these beautiful women who will have sex with you even though you're a dork," he said.

Velle har identifisert over 35 000 hodekapsler fra seks sjøer og brukt den statistiske sammenhengen mellom artssammensetning og temperatur til å beregne temperaturen i Norge siden siste istid. En sammenfattende temperaturkurve basert på data fra disse innsjøene viser blant annet at det var en varm periode rett etter istiden etterfulgt av en meget kald periode for ca 8500 år siden. Tidsrommet rundt 6500 år siden var den hittil varmeste siden istiden. Videre viser kurven kuldeperioden kjent som Den lille istid for 400 år siden og raskt stigende temperaturer mot nåtid.

But will Google give you a handjob when you're feeling down?

Statistical analysis shows that there is a very highly likelihood that the current rise of global average temperature is caused by human influence. All natural processes nonwithstanding.

Now come and say hello, to my little nanotube!