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| News Comments > Xbox 2 & PC Hybrid? |
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Re: Why not both? |
May 27, 2004, 23:54 |
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They aren't capable of liking anything other than their chosen platform because their minds are too tightly shut. The world of a fanboy is depressingly black and white.
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| News Comments > Xbox 2 & PC Hybrid? |
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This thread is pointless. |
May 27, 2004, 18:58 |
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You nerds realize that you're getting emotionally involved in an argument about video game platforms, right? I picture most of the people in this thread frantically typing away with with tears in their eyes and orange, Dorito-stained spittle in their beards.
I remember being 12-years-old and thinking I was cool because I was one of the few people who owned a Sega Genesis. I thought NES was for the unwashed masses. But unlike a lot of you rejects, I got over that way of thinking by the time I hit puberty. All of the hours, days, months and years you people have spent holed up in your bedrooms staring at a computer monitor has stunted your collective emotional growth.
This comment was edited on May 27, 19:07. |
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| News Comments > More Game Movies - DOOM 3 Trailer |
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Re: Doom 3 looks like shit |
May 18, 2004, 23:17 |
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probably because its the xbox version?
No, Doom 3 looks like shit regardless. Look at the enemy design. Wow, spiders with upside down heads and skeletons with shoulder-mounted guns! How cool! FART!
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| News Comments > Consolidation |
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Nerrrrrds! |
May 10, 2004, 23:32 |
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If you're an adult who plays PC games, you aren't any cooler than an adult who plays console games. You probably aren't cool at all, in fact, so stop trying to act like you are.
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| News Comments > EQ to Expand Again |
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Opium for the people? |
May 6, 2004, 16:27 |
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MMORPGs are more like Snickers for the fatties. Whether it's stuffing too much fast food in their gaping mouths or playing EverQuest for 12 hours a day, all of these MMORPG rejects have one thing in common: they lack willpower and, most of all, dignity. Ever notice how often they equate the cost of playing EverQuest to the monthly cost of consuming one thing or another, usually food? In short, they are gluttonous consumer pigs who wallow in their own stink as they play with their digital Barbie dolls.
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| News Comments > EverQuest II Beta Sign-ups |
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Re: No subject |
May 4, 2004, 00:52 |
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but why should people care if its instanced or not?
You know how little girls like to show off their Barbie dolls? Well, MMORPG fags like showing off their digital Barbie dolls, and they can't show them off in instanced dungeons.
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