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Nickname UberNeuman
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Homepage http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkMA936ja08
Signed On Aug 16, 2002, 02:02
Total Comments 53 (Suspect)
User ID 13827
 
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News Comments > The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
9. Re: No subject Sep 12, 2005, 20:05 UberNeuman
 
Tuco, the dirty backstabbing thief, dropped his empty pistol on the dry dead desert floor, and stared into the eyes of the Man With No Name...

"AaaY! Blondie!!!!! Looks like we trapped, eh!?! Trapped inside a crappy video game..."

The Man With No Name, eyes glinting like steel cobalt, reached slowly into his poncho...

Tuco trembled, fearing that a gun was about to be aimed at his worthless head. With a bullet meant to end his life.

He relaxed as Blondie instead drew out a cigar and started to light it...

The Man With No Name smirked at the coward and lit the cigar, taking a drag off...

"Well, Tuco..." He said in his reedy, quiet voice, "We may be stuck in a crappy video game... but... it could be much worse..."

"Eh!?!" said Tuco, "How you figure!?!"

He tossed a shovel at Tuco's feet. "We could be Derek Smart or that punk John Romero...."

Tuco shivered at the thought - Blondie was right! They could be facing a more horrid fate...

The Man With No Name smiled only as a man with the powers of god would smile, then said: "Now pick up that shovel and dig up my gold, be-yotch!"

 
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News Comments > Mac Myst V Demo
3. Re: Even if this is... Aug 18, 2005, 19:20 UberNeuman
 
Wow, so the mac now has... six games?

 
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News Comments > GTA: San Andreas Patches -- Hot Coffee on Ice
9. List of Bugs Fixed Aug 9, 2005, 17:21 UberNeuman
 
BUGS FIXED
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- Issue fixed on machines where the OS has been updated (one OS installed over top of another) and has 2 registry keys that point to the users "My Documents" folder (we incorrectly used to assume the Win2000 folder, now correctly uses the last installed OS folder) - users know this as "user account period bug".

- Crash when entering advanced display options with only 32 meg of video ram (32 meg of video ram is not supported and will only allow use of 640*480 in 16 and 32 bit. At this resolution it is likely you will see the "Black Roads" LOD problem). We do NOT however disallow machines with 32 meg of video ram from running GRAND THEFT AUTO: San Andreas.

- Crash when entering advanced display options on a dual monitor machine after :- starting game on primary monitor in maximum resolution, exiting, starting again in maximum resolution on secondary monitor. Secondary monitor maximum resolution had to be greater than maximum resolution of primary monitor.

- Destroyed cars now are correct colour.

- Dirty cars now able to get clean.

- Numpad 5 key is now mappable when re-defining controls.

- Issue on all machines where certain collisions caused parts of the audio system to crash (sound effects, cutscene audio - only radio keeps going) - users know this as "Rain / Thunderstorm bug".

- Improvements to DVD streaming.

- Audio problems in interior / exterior transitions and getting in / out of cars fixed.

- Some fixes to ensure reverb is not present at certain save points.

- Improvements to dance game timings.

- Crash occuring when using "user radio files" while the frame limiter is disabled.

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News Comments > Sims 2: Nightlife Release Date
4. Re: Oh Boy A New Sims2 Add-ON1!!1 Aug 1, 2005, 20:47 UberNeuman
 
WHOOSHHHH!!!!


AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!123!!!!

 
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News Comments > Sims 2: Nightlife Release Date
1. Oh Boy A New Sims2 Add-ON1!!1 Aug 1, 2005, 20:39 UberNeuman
 
Can I light myself on fire now!?!

 
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News Comments > Boiling Point Patch Plans
6. Re: No subject Jul 24, 2005, 17:53 UberNeuman
 
Will this patch make Saul Meyer even more angry?

Because Saul Meyer is a real angry man...

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News Comments > The Godfather Delayed
12. Re: No subject Jul 14, 2005, 23:51 UberNeuman
 
The horror. The horror.

 
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News Comments > Romero Departs Midway
68. Re: Asshole Jul 13, 2005, 18:41 UberNeuman
 
John Romero touched my Charlie Browns....!!!!

 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - GTA: San Andreas
13. Re: No subject Jun 6, 2005, 23:29 UberNeuman
 
Hellbinder chastises space captain about profanity, when he has a profanity in his name...

What the hell is that about?




 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - GTA: San Andreas
10. Re: No subject Jun 6, 2005, 23:13 UberNeuman
 
cock slimer doesn't like the game. That does it!

I'm not buying it... boo gta:sa!!!!

 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - GTA: San Andreas
5. Re: PC gamers get no respect! Jun 6, 2005, 22:50 UberNeuman
 
damn you, Fantaz!


 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - GTA: San Andreas
2. Re: PC gamers get no respect! Jun 6, 2005, 22:43 UberNeuman
 
No GTA:SA today make Uber... something, something...

 
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News Comments > Far Cry Expansion
58. Devourer is so smart and sexy... Jun 6, 2005, 18:51 UberNeuman
 
Devourer can stop by and milk the little uber anytime, or Devour it....

milk milk milk!!!

\you dimwitted asscrack...

 
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News Comments > Battlecruiser Millennium Free
80. Re: No subject May 21, 2005, 22:48 UberNeuman
 
Just a side note - if you own a Nintendo DS and hit down, down, up, left, right, left - then hit the A button - it summons the undead soul of Derek Smart....

/and you thought DS meant Dual Screen.....
//DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART!!!

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News Comments > Psychonauts Demo
12. Psychonauts Qu'est-ce Que C'est? Apr 11, 2005, 19:49 UberNeuman
 
run run run runrun runaway.... oh. oh... oh...

 
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News Comments > DOOM 3 EAX Driver
5. Re: where's the patch Apr 5, 2005, 22:12 UberNeuman
 
I was hoping this would fix the surround sound bug that some of us have, but I guess we won't know because THERE'S NO PATCH FOR DOOM3 TO FIX IT!

/gah!

 
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News Comments > Hello World
18. Re: No subject Apr 5, 2005, 21:59 UberNeuman
 
Welcome back, and gents and ladies - thank you for your work to bring BN back to speed.

 
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News Comments > The Punisher Demo
9. punch n' shoot 1986 Dec 8, 2004, 20:59 UberNeuman
 
Is this the game where you punch and shoot people to get to the next level where you punch and shoot more people to get to the next level where you punch and shoot more people, maybe a dog to get to next level where you punch and shoot even more people and then you get to punch and shoot a boss, then crappy endscreen...

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News Comments > 20,000 Steam Accounts Disabled
77. Re: Steam Nov 23, 2004, 18:49 UberNeuman
 
Reminds me of the song by the old group, Steam, which go a little something like this:

Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Hey Hey - Goodbye....

 
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News Comments > Sims 2 Patch Plans
1. No subject Nov 20, 2004, 18:55 UberNeuman
 
This the patch that make tha game worth playin'?

\oh, god - i'm a hoot...:P
\\anyone one out there alive... or just busy wit H2 or HL2?


 
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