Send News. Want a reply? Read this. More in the FAQ.   News Forum - All Forums - Mobile - PDA - RSS Headlines  RSS Headlines   Twitter  Twitter
Customize
User Settings
Styles:
LAN Parties
Upcoming one-time events:

Regularly scheduled events

User information for The Half Elf, CptRanger

Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
Search for:
 
Sort results:   Ascending Descending
Limit results:
 
 
 
Nickname The Half Elf
Email Concealed by request - Send Mail
ICQ None given.
Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
Homepage http://
Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
Total Comments 8769 (Guru)
User ID 12670
 
User comment history
< Newer [ 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 ] Older >


News Comments > TTimo: id "Lost Interest Towards the PC"
5. Re: TTimo: id Feb 5, 2013, 23:17 The Half Elf
 
Rattlehead wrote on Feb 5, 2013, 22:52:
Creston wrote on Feb 5, 2013, 22:00:
Hopefully Carmack will have tons of fun programming shitty-looking games for decrepit hardware.

Bye John!

Creston
You must be crazy or blind, because RAGE is one of the best looking games of all time, on console or PC.

Rattlehead

Unless you turn around really fast or look at things really close.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Take-Two Takes $400MM
4. Re: Take-Two Takes $400MM Feb 5, 2013, 23:14 The Half Elf
 
GET EM CUTTER!

GET EM GOOD!
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Out of the Blue
24. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 5, 2013, 17:08 The Half Elf
 
Close and restart Steam Creston.  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > DayZ Video Blog
2. Re: DayZ Video Blog Feb 5, 2013, 12:12 The Half Elf
 
That was the one thing I really liked about the Dead Rising series. You didn't have super crazy olympic athletic zombies, just tons of them.  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 5, 2013, 12:00 The Half Elf
 
InBlack wrote on Feb 5, 2013, 08:59:
Waffles > Flapjacks > Pancakces. IMO. Still pancakes are cool and Im gonna get my girlfriend to make me some today coz Im a lazy chauvinistic bastard.

French Toast > Waffles > Flapjacks >Pancakes.


Fixed that for ya!


OH
MAH
GOD...

CHURRO WAFFLES?!?!
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Morning Q&As
16. Re: Morning Q&As Feb 4, 2013, 17:56 The Half Elf
 
Orphic Resonance wrote on Feb 4, 2013, 13:48:
Beamer wrote on Feb 4, 2013, 11:36:
I'll never get this much venom, or such stupid things like "Dung Seige."

Did he hurt you? Yeah, Dungeon Siege wasn't great, but Total Annihilation is still better than any other RTS - it actually ruined them for me.

I have no real care about Christ Taylor one way or another, but it's so damn weird to me that others do.


so you are trying to tell me you've never talked shit about a game, or a developer, or a company.. to any extent?

whatever you say buddy

That's the thing, your just talking SHIT. No Facts, just blathering. I think you need to start a support group with deger.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > etc.
1. Re: etc. Feb 4, 2013, 11:23 The Half Elf
 
I really would like to know what became of the face tech that LA Noire was using.  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Borderlands 2 Racism Discussion
60. Re: Borderlands 2 Racism Discussion Feb 3, 2013, 22:51 The Half Elf
 
Ya know Tina is voiced by Ash from 'Hey Ash Whatcha Playin?' right?

Seriously the game has fucking midgets (which it calls midgets) all bondaged up on riot shields, acts of murder against a grandmother and the only fucking thing someone can come up with is RACIST?

Even Fox news does a better job of covering crap like this.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Super Bowl Feb 3, 2013, 22:46 The Half Elf
 
Not a huge football fan, but damn that was exciting. Really wish the 49'ers would have won.  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Super Sunday Consolidation
3. Re: Super Sunday Consolidation Feb 3, 2013, 13:50 The Half Elf
 
Dumping Forza Horizon's and returning to Midtown Madness? Crimson Skies? Mechwarrior 4 updated to 2013 graphics?

TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW!
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Borderlands 2 Racism Discussion
15. Re: More Big Picture Details Feb 3, 2013, 13:49 The Half Elf
 
But if Tina was black it would be ok, just like it would be ok for me to call other gays faggots? (which I don't unless they are flaming faggots, in which case I just beat them with their own purses and stab them in the eyes with their overpriced shoes they bought after watching a episode of Sex in the City, but that's another story)...

*goes off to watch Louis CK describing a Cinnabon as a fat faggot treat and isn't offended in the least bit*
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Amnesia Fortnight 2012 Released
4. Re: Amnesia Fortnight 2012 Released Feb 2, 2013, 12:38 The Half Elf
 
Ok, now I'm starting to get pissed.

'Give us money to make game X', that I get. What I don't get is how all this other stuff is being made and with what money. From the trailer they split up the entire company into small groups to make separate OTHER games for 2 weeks.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Morning Legal Briefs
3. Re: U.S. Senator: Jan 31, 2013, 10:04 The Half Elf
 
Maybe there should be a age cutoff for running for office? How about some sort of common sense testing?  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 29, 2013, 20:10 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Jan 29, 2013, 13:29:
InBlack wrote on Jan 29, 2013, 09:52:
nin wrote on Jan 29, 2013, 09:36:
Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought.

The jokes write themselves...


"Thanks Cutter." I loled. I really did.

I'll never tell while the sun is shining.

Glomp

*locks the deadlock and slide chain. throws the curtains closed and then peeks out of the corner*

*whispers* They are watching......
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Morning Q&As
8. Re: Morning Q&As Jan 29, 2013, 20:04 The Half Elf
 
If you sold your soul to EA and watch your company burned to the ground wouldn't you turn to alcohol?  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > GRiD 2 Trailer and Screenshots
19. Re: GRiD 2 Trailer and Screenshots Jan 28, 2013, 20:05 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Jan 28, 2013, 13:24:
The Half Elf wrote on Jan 28, 2013, 11:41:
They lose me at drifting Mclarens.
Since the Forza series I just can't fucking stand figure skating.. er... drifting, and to show off a RACING game with guys in RL drifting is unforgivable.

Just out of curiosity, why is it unforgivable? What's wrong with drifting?

Creston

It's the cars they are in that they can't drive that's unforgivable. It's like owning a Ferrari and going to the local McDonald's parking lot and doing donuts.

Ok you guys missed the RL in my post means REAL LIFE. You don't take Mclarens with Mclaren drivers and drive shitty with them on a track to show off a driving game.
If they were going for the Forza Horizons, or Need for Speed sorta feel I would understand that to a point, but racing has always been about 2 things. 1)Best time, 2)first across the finish line.

Next thing you know they'll show Micheal Schumacher skidding and drifting around corners in a F1 car.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > BioShock Infinite Mocumentary
5. Re: BioShock Infinite Mocumentary Jan 28, 2013, 11:42 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Jan 28, 2013, 10:43:
The whole "we're going to go off and form our own country" screams (original) bioshock (only this time in the air and not underwater). But I enjoyed that one a bit, so I hope it's more of the same in a good way.


I'd be more interested in Ryan and the creator of this city sitting down and having a 'civil' argument... perhaps over a game of golf Underwater/Anti-Religion vs Sky/Religion.... FIGHT!
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > GRiD 2 Trailer and Screenshots
4. Re: GRiD 2 Trailer and Screenshots Jan 28, 2013, 11:41 The Half Elf
 
They lose me at drifting Mclarens.
Since the Forza series I just can't fucking stand figure skating.. er... drifting, and to show off a RACING game with guys in RL drifting is unforgivable.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
2. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Jan 28, 2013, 11:37 The Half Elf
 
Yeah but my money is on Gabe. Remember the kickstarter video he was in, forging that crowbar with his mad skillz?  
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Jan 28, 2013, 10:59 The Half Elf
 
I made breakfast caserole.. and mac and cheese.... I still can't cook for shit.


Who's on first was awesome, but those movie posters are incredible. If I could afford a few I'd buy them in a heartbeat.
 
Avatar 12670
 
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful" -Walter Bishop
Reply Quote Edit Delete Report
 
8769 Comments. 439 pages. Viewing page 46.
< Newer [ 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 ] Older >


footer

Blue's News logo