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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 16, 2013, 12:15 The Half Elf
 
Happy Birthday Cutter, you can have the free sample of Viagra I got at the doctor's officer on my last visit (it's missing one, but dear lord I could drive steel through titanium that night!).  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
5. Re: Morning Tech Bits Jul 16, 2013, 12:10 The Half Elf
 
But look on the bright side.... Sony could have just as easily said the same thing at their E3 conference. Being a day after Microsoft's they could have sold you the same shit Microsoft was offering, AT a 100 bucks cheaper.
It just worked out in our favor that Sony decided to play Superhero, instead of just being slightly less dick'ish then Microsoft.
 
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News Comments > OZombie Kickstarter Cancelled
12. Re: OZombie Kickstarter Cancelled Jul 15, 2013, 20:33 The Half Elf
 
I dunno, if you could make a Zombie MMO, in the vein of Star Wars Galaxies (player made and run towns), Mad Max/Interstate 76, and throw in some Zombieland humor....  
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Jul 15, 2013, 20:17 The Half Elf
 
I am NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER driving in Russia.  
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News Comments > Evening Tech Bits
3. Re: Evening Tech Bits Jul 15, 2013, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
*still waiting for free Rally's fries day*  
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News Comments > KOTOR Turns 10
2. Re: KOTOR Turns 10 Jul 15, 2013, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
And thank you Derek for being part of our corner of the gaming internet for so long!

*still floored about the twist I didn't see coming in KOTOR*
 
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
13. Re: Sunday Mobilization Jul 15, 2013, 01:28 The Half Elf
 
You never had sex with my ex. A smart phone came in quite handy as he'd just lay there.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 13, 2013, 14:57 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Jul 13, 2013, 14:09:
There's a cheap solution for the dishwasher problem, do them by hand. I've never had a dishwasher. I really don't understand the need for one unless you've got maybe 4+ people in your household.

I rented a house in Florida for a year with no dishwasher. I will NEVER take a dishwasher for granted. EVER.

Some good news, It's not a TUMOR! Well... at least not cancer that I know of. All my blood work came back normal (at least normal blood work), and urine sample came back normal as well. I have a visit with a GI doctor monday, and a fatigue doc as well. Having to force myself to eat extra meals to keep weight on is becoming annoying and expensive.
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
3. Re: Morning Consolidation Jul 12, 2013, 09:18 The Half Elf
 
How do you market the Xbox and PS4? I thought it was fairly obvious. 'HOLY SHIT WE HAVE MORE RAM TO MAKE SHIT LOOK BETTER!'

No?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 10, 2013, 10:24 The Half Elf
 
Verno wrote on Jul 10, 2013, 10:06:
House had some real zingers over the years that I'm surprised passed the network censors. It was a great show that should have never gone on after 3-4 seasons.

Orson Scott Card just never knows when to shut his big mouth. It reminds me of Dan Simmons whose work I love but his beliefs are batshit insane.

Grats on losing weight Elf, 30 pounds is a lot to drop in less than 2 months, that's quite the accomplishment. Are you doing any lifting? Might help out with any loose skin or etc.

That's sorta the thing, I did nothing but eat the same food offered up weekly in the Casino's Employee Cafeteria. Business has increased about 2 fold since we opened in March, so figured it was from being busy at work lugging around tons of beer and booze all day. Hell the last time I weighed 205 was when I was 24-25. Really noticed an issue when I would stand up and get extremely light headed (which I had read about actors like Toby McGuire had when they had lost alot of weight for a role). Then again when I was 19 and weighed 190lbs (I'm 6'3 and have a large frame) my family was ready to have an intervention cause they thought I was doing drug due to being so thin.
But the weight loss and the doctor mentioning that I looked pale isn't a good thing, as I had a boss with the same issues a few years ago.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 10, 2013, 09:58 The Half Elf
 
Since we are having a medically based OftB, I might as well add to it.

Went in yesterday to the doctors office due to some weight loss and fatigue issues, only to realize that in less then 2 months I've lost 30lbs (I don't have a scale at home, and hey I'm looking good!). So had a EKG, and blood work done and having a full physical today.
Gay or not, the idea of being groped and poked by a 60 something, short, balding doctor, isn't my idea of a good time. Unless there is money and/or drugs involved

As for House, hell that's fairly tame, considering House's comment to Cameron about performing oral sex on black basketball players
 
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News Comments > Bethesda Breaks Silence on Prey 2
17. Re: Bethesda Breaks Silence on Prey 2 Jun 20, 2013, 03:17 The Half Elf
 
Darks wrote on Jun 19, 2013, 23:51:
Tanto Edge wrote on Jun 19, 2013, 20:18:
Jesus, who cares about Prey 2??
The real news here is the honesty of a games company!

Perhaps you forgot about that kickass trailer that came out two years ago?

http://youtu.be/_X68VEaIIdc

This game could have been really great.


Yeah it could have been a great CGI movie, but then again for the last 4-5 years, games are first shown with a CGI trailer, with gameplay video to follow 4-6 months later.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
11. Re: Into the Black Jun 20, 2013, 02:59 The Half Elf
 
Respect for the dead, but prayers for the living.
My Dad was roughly the same build as James except 6'6, and I remember when I was 10 and with my dad getting his truck serviced at a GM dealer. My dad doubles over in extreme pain and one of the service guy's drove us to the hospital. Turned out to be his first kidney stone, but the experience alone was something I'll never forget. I hope his son is ok.
 
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2013, Part Four
12. Re: It Came from E3 2013, Part Four Jun 15, 2013, 08:05 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 15, 2013, 02:32:
Asian booth doods for Halfie!

With a side of furry.


No offense but not big into asian guys, and/or asian furry guys

*cringes*
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
4. Re: Into the Black Jun 15, 2013, 00:30 The Half Elf
 
Anyone see Man of Steel yet?  
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2013, Part Four
4. Re: It Came from E3 2013, Part Four Jun 15, 2013, 00:21 The Half Elf
 
Where the fuck is the Booth Guys?!?  
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News Comments > Sunday Consolidation
4. Re: Sunday Consolidation Jun 9, 2013, 22:44 The Half Elf
 
killer_roach wrote on Jun 9, 2013, 20:09:
nin wrote on Jun 9, 2013, 15:24:
Forza Motorsport 5 - In-Game Footage Teaser Trailer.

XBONE - fuck those guys.

Also rather funny that the account posting the video is the one slagging it...


I bought my 360 almost specifically for Forza 3 (also PGR4 and Tales of Vesperia).

This time around... it'll take more than Forza 5 to get me to open my wallet.

Yeah, Forza has been a staple in my gaming collection, but there is no way in hell I'm buying a XBO any time soon.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
14. Re: Evening Consolidation Jun 7, 2013, 01:01 The Half Elf
 
Congrats Microsoft, you just handed Sony the console market on a silver platter.  
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News Comments > Into the Black
7. Re: Into the Black May 24, 2013, 00:45 The Half Elf
 
Considering it's 100% recycleable?  
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News Comments > Metro: Last Light DLC & Season Pass Plans
4. Re: Metro: Last Light DLC & Season Pass Plans May 23, 2013, 01:55 The Half Elf
 
Question: Where is my book?  
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