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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Double Fine announces Hack 'N' Slash
5. Re: Double Fine announces Hack 'N' Slash Dec 11, 2013, 02:59 The Half Elf
 
Wasn't trolling, just watched the video, and what Blue posted.  
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Dec 10, 2013, 23:26 The Half Elf
 
Halo drop into the facility to get some sort of bio-agent to use against Godzilla. Red Smoke due to bad visibility of the drop, and to see where other members of the team are dropping. They are dropping into San Francisco, so my guess is to have an idea of where everyone is landing due to the size and destruction of the city.  
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News Comments > Double Fine announces Hack 'N' Slash
1. Re: Double Fine announces Hack 'N' Slash Dec 10, 2013, 23:23 The Half Elf
 
So is the Kickstarter money being used to develop this game?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
57. I present.. Dec 10, 2013, 17:36 The Half Elf
 
The Half Elf's Guide to Escaping any Shopping Situation:

1) Watch Rain Man.
2) Practice your Rain Man Impersonation
3) Repeat Impersonation When Trapped in a Shopping Environment
4) Drop to Floor and Screech
5) If All Else Fails, Make Sure Your The Driver Next Time, So You Can Leave The Evil Demi-Shopper, and Proceed to Safety.

Remember, Your Safety Should Come First. You are just there as Morale support for questions like 'What do you think of these pants?' And to carry all the shit to the vehicle and cram it all in, all the while they are on their smartphones Facebooking about the new shit they just bought.
 
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News Comments > Unannounced Blizzard Game Revealed
27. Re: Unannounced Blizzard Game Revealed Dec 10, 2013, 14:41 The Half Elf
 
Anyone else gotten into the Hearthstone beta but unable to connect to it?  
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News Comments > NSA's Game Spying
200. Re: CONSUME Dec 10, 2013, 05:00 The Half Elf
 
200 I Win!  
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News Comments > etc., etc.
5. Re: etc., etc. Dec 10, 2013, 01:40 The Half Elf
 
Gonna tell ya right now that the HRC has had it's own internal issues with 'rights'. Nothing good comes of any organization that is full of angry bitter queens full of vile and poison. It's like the scene from American Psycho with the business cards except, everyone is in the bathroom trying to choke the shit out of each other when no one is looking.

 
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News Comments > Sunday Consolidation
5. Re: Sunday Consolidation Dec 8, 2013, 23:08 The Half Elf
 
Perfect example is the LEGO games, that started off having online multiplayer, but was dropped from the rest of the LEGO games.  
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News Comments > Telltale Announces Tales from the Borderlands
10. Re: Telltale Announces Tales from the Borderlands Dec 8, 2013, 19:38 The Half Elf
 
I enjoyed Borderlands 1 and 2, but after the 10th run of multiple characters it quits being fun and becomes a grind.  
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News Comments > No Man's Sky Revealed
3. Re: No Man's Sky Revealed Dec 8, 2013, 14:49 The Half Elf
 
Where the hell has this gem been hiding?  
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News Comments > The Division Engine Trailer
4. Re: The Division Engine Trailer Dec 8, 2013, 14:48 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Dec 8, 2013, 14:08:
It sure looks purdy. I really hope this game will live up to its premise and hype, because it could be really awesome.

This and No Man's Sky both have my full attention.
 
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News Comments > Telltale Announces Tales from the Borderlands
4. Re: Telltale Announces Tales from the Borderlands Dec 8, 2013, 14:35 The Half Elf
 
Must keep milking Borderlands to pay for Aliens:CM.


Sorry but I'm Borderlands'd out.
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. Dec 6, 2013, 22:45 The Half Elf
 
I don't think it would be exciting enough in it's current setting. If you could do say a Steampunk/Shadowrunner/Waterworld setting you'd be onto something that I'd be interested in.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
45. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 6, 2013, 19:47 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Dec 6, 2013, 11:10:
1badmf wrote on Dec 6, 2013, 11:07:
nor do I, most of the time. i won't touch coffee, and beer only to get a buzz on at parties bars. i don't actually like it. i think it's safe to say based on this rock solid scientific foundation that creston and i are in a third category that abstainers of both are in fact superior.

AYE!!!!
Superior?!? Have you tried to play Borderlanda with Creston?
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
5. Re: Into the Black Dec 5, 2013, 23:42 The Half Elf
 
I love Sally Fields, but she is no Rosemary Harris. Whoever wrote her 'speeches' in the first 3 movies was brilliant.  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
4. Re: Evening Consolidation Dec 5, 2013, 23:33 The Half Elf
 
He's 19 years old buying a Console for his son.... If he didn't pre-order one, doesn't he have a better use for the money?  
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News Comments > Vector Jumps Onto Steam
10. Re: Vector Jumps Onto Steam Dec 5, 2013, 17:08 The Half Elf
 
Back in my day we just had darkness....  
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
5. Re: Morning Consolidation Dec 4, 2013, 12:38 The Half Elf
 
Tumbler wrote on Dec 4, 2013, 12:17:
Destiny gets info blow-out, courtesy of GameInformer’s January issue

The more things change the more they stay the same.

I'm worried about microtransactions this gen already. Let's talk about microtransactions in Destiny. (@Gameinformer)I don't want to bother getting excited about upcoming games if they're going to be like Forza 5. I know we can count on you GameInformer, let's ask the tough questions!

You know that GameInformer's only purpose to get pre-sells for Gamestop right? Being Gamestop's magainze and what not.

50 million hours killing zombies and driving cars on the Xbone? Considering there isn't anything else to do on it gaming wise that's worth a damn...
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 3, 2013, 14:32 The Half Elf
 
Ahumado wrote on Dec 3, 2013, 14:05:
Time to man up Blue. Your persistent crying is old and feminine. If you didn't want more attention for yourself you would have just wrote it and kept it to yourself. Let everyone move on. I have loved all my dogs as much as you loved Hudson but I didn't milk it for attention when they died

You sir, are a fucking asshole.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 3, 2013, 14:29 The Half Elf
 
Thank you Blue, I know that talking about it helps with the pain, but the memories are forever, and that is what I cherish.  
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