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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
4. Re: Evening Consolidation Dec 5, 2013, 23:33 The Half Elf
 
He's 19 years old buying a Console for his son.... If he didn't pre-order one, doesn't he have a better use for the money?  
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News Comments > Vector Jumps Onto Steam
10. Re: Vector Jumps Onto Steam Dec 5, 2013, 17:08 The Half Elf
 
Back in my day we just had darkness....  
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
5. Re: Morning Consolidation Dec 4, 2013, 12:38 The Half Elf
 
Tumbler wrote on Dec 4, 2013, 12:17:
Destiny gets info blow-out, courtesy of GameInformerís January issue

The more things change the more they stay the same.

I'm worried about microtransactions this gen already. Let's talk about microtransactions in Destiny. (@Gameinformer)I don't want to bother getting excited about upcoming games if they're going to be like Forza 5. I know we can count on you GameInformer, let's ask the tough questions!

You know that GameInformer's only purpose to get pre-sells for Gamestop right? Being Gamestop's magainze and what not.

50 million hours killing zombies and driving cars on the Xbone? Considering there isn't anything else to do on it gaming wise that's worth a damn...
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 3, 2013, 14:32 The Half Elf
 
Ahumado wrote on Dec 3, 2013, 14:05:
Time to man up Blue. Your persistent crying is old and feminine. If you didn't want more attention for yourself you would have just wrote it and kept it to yourself. Let everyone move on. I have loved all my dogs as much as you loved Hudson but I didn't milk it for attention when they died

You sir, are a fucking asshole.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
14. Re: Out of the Blue Dec 3, 2013, 14:29 The Half Elf
 
Thank you Blue, I know that talking about it helps with the pain, but the memories are forever, and that is what I cherish.  
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News Comments > etc.
5. Re: etc. Dec 2, 2013, 20:06 The Half Elf
 
So instead we'd have more mod projects turn into full retail turds? Or have to wait a decade? DayZ and Black Mesa Project come to mind.  
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News Comments > etc.
3. Re: etc. Dec 2, 2013, 15:38 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Dec 2, 2013, 10:20:
Cool that another excellent modder landed himself a job in the industry, though going to Bungie is like getting drafted by the Cleveland Browns...

Anyway, good luck to him.

Ok I can understand the Bungie-Console hatred, but the last 'dud' in Bungie's career was ODST, which was still good. Not often you hear of a company buying itself back from a publisher.
 
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News Comments > On Sale
58. Re: On Sale Nov 29, 2013, 09:41 The Half Elf
 
Is Battlefield 4 any good? I keep hearing horror stories and just can't waste the money on a dud.  
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
21. Re: Morning Consolidation Nov 28, 2013, 11:45 The Half Elf
 
I would love to see a doc on building the city. From sketches to designing the whole 9 yards.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
33. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 28, 2013, 00:33 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 21:41:
Well, she zipped the roller *UP TOWARDS MY ARM*. Have you ever felt blood forcefully squirted back into your body? It hurt so fucking bad that I immediately got nauseated and nearly passed out.

Oh god! That made me squirm just reading that...

I'm surprised you didn't blow a vein, and how the fuck was she not fired for gross negligence?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
31. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 27, 2013, 19:15 The Half Elf
 
Flatline wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 18:51:
nin wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 12:01:
Jivaro wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 11:59:
Kotaku is reporting that EA is working on a new Star Wars open world game. Since "open world" is about as misused a term as "RPG" these days...I suppose that could mean anything.

Grand Theft Bounty Hunter/Rebel, please!


Can you imagine Red Faction Guerrilla done with a Star Wars theme?

What about more in the vein of Prototype? That way ya cover your crazy saber stuff, and shooter/bounty hunter stuff.
 
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News Comments > etc.
22. Re: etc. Nov 27, 2013, 17:50 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 12:46:
I want my tallywhacker to be voted Big Cock Johnson's Schvantz of the Year award!

Pics?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
28. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 27, 2013, 17:29 The Half Elf
 
Julio wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 17:06:
Verno wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 09:33:
My family doctor retired last year and a pair of women have taken over the practice. They seem to rotate depending on availability which doesn't let you build much of a familiarity or comfort level either.

Sometimes the second sentence is good, but not in this context

Hah.
My mom's doctor's office was like this, which made it a pain in the ass to schedule doctor's appointments, not to mention repeating medical issues to another doctor.

And before anyone gifts me anything on Steam, please take those funds and buy food/supplies, or donate it to Child's Play or something like that. I appreciate the offer's but there are better places the money can be spent

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
25. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 27, 2013, 16:17 The Half Elf
 
CptRanger on Steam I had to go into the Snuggle Truckô Gamer Protection Program after last years assault

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. By the way... Nov 27, 2013, 14:58 The Half Elf
 
Blue, how are you and Mrs. Blue doing?  
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News Comments > Star Citizen Passes $33 Million
9. Re: Star Citizen Passes $33 Million Nov 27, 2013, 14:51 The Half Elf
 
At this rate, I'm going to offer to do all of RSI's laundry, just so I can check their pockets for change.  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
6. Re: Morning Tech Bits Nov 27, 2013, 13:40 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 09:15:
7 items most prized by computer collectors.

#8, a voodoo card.


Just found my first 3dfx card the other day digging through boxes. Mechwarrior 2 in all of it's accelerated glory... only to end up with 8 copies of Mechwarrior 2 that came with all video cards after that
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
13. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 27, 2013, 13:29 The Half Elf
 
El Pit wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 13:09:
In other news, the Steam autumn sale has started! YAY!

Aww fuck, and I just got back from donating plasma.... who wants to be my Steam Autumn sale Sugar Daddy?

Donating plasma twice a week lets you know REALLY quickly who does and doesn't have the 'magic touch' with needles. But the worst shot I ever got was a tetanus shot, and while the injection didn't hurt, the spot they did hurt for a week. And as a person who sleeps on his right side, dear lord it fucking hurt!
 
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News Comments > etc.
18. Re: etc. Nov 27, 2013, 13:21 The Half Elf
 
Blue, I would vote for you, TWICE even!  
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News Comments > Guild Wars 2 MMO Migration Campaign
28. Re: Guild Wars 2 MMO Migration Campaign Nov 27, 2013, 13:19 The Half Elf
 
Darks wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 10:52:
BitWraith wrote on Nov 27, 2013, 09:45:
This is a good time for them to get aggressive. With ESO sucking the biggest wang ever, they might get some traction.

I play GW2 currently. I really enjoy it.

Okay, ill bite, in what way did ESO suck? Other than being an early beta and having a lot of bugs I saw nothing about the game that had me thinking the game sucked. There were some aspects that I think they need to change.

Iíve got a few level 50 plus chars on GW2 and I like the game but the biggest drawback for me about that game is the down leveling of your char. I totally despise that style of game play, I want to go into an area and not get my ass kicked like some low level noob but thatís the crap you have to deal with in GW2.

ESO sucks because it's like playing Star Wars Galaxies before and after the Combat Upgrade/New Game Enhancements.
Before in SWG/Elder Scroll games, you are free to do it your way. Race, No Classes, just have at it. With ESO/NGE you pick a race (which determines which faction your in, pick a class (which is limited by your faction}, pick a weapon and then realize to get the utmost out of your racial perks for a weapon that you didn't want to use.
Character models, textures, and environments look better in vanilla Oblivion. Your 'randomly' teleported into the world with 50 other people mobbing a single npc (should have make it a single player mission so your not looking like a flash mob at a pajama party).

It's going to tank faster then The Old Republic, and I wish they'd just cancel it and and spend the money to add multiplayer to Fallout 4 and (hopefully) the next Elder Scrolls single player game.
 
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