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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Apr 29, 2014, 21:41 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 19:20:
I'm gonna skip that Godzilla trailer. Don't wanna know all the monsters. Wait, there's more than just Godzilla in the movie??! SPOILERS!!!


It's a mogwai.



WITH BIG POINTY TEETH!

Flamethrower
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Season Pass Details
7. Re: Watch Dogs Season Pass Details Apr 29, 2014, 12:48 The Half Elf
 
You mean like every other game released these days? I'm gonna defend Ubi and say that it's nice to see single player stuff added to a season pass vs AC4 which was all multiplayer stuff.

That being said... GMG will not let me order it... grrrrrr.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 29, 2014, 11:59 The Half Elf
 
BUT LENS FLARES WILL MAKE IT AWWWWWEEEESOME!

Have faith, at least if you dress up in Stormtrooper Armor, no one really knows who you are
 
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News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
1. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Apr 29, 2014, 11:57 The Half Elf
 
"Hey guys maybe we need to come up with a new IP beyond Borderlands?"

"Fuck that! WE GOT CAKE!"
 
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News Comments > Morning Previews
1. Re: Morning Previews Apr 29, 2014, 10:56 The Half Elf
 
28 more days!  
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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
52. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 29, 2014, 03:53 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 03:24:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 02:13:
*hands Cutter some carmex* If you insist!
Not sure what carmex is. Not sure I want to know.

WHAT?!? Carmex is the best thing in the world for lips! Was my saving grace when I moved to the midwest and got chapped lips from being exposed to season vs California's Warm and Warmer climates.
 
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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
42. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 29, 2014, 02:13 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 01:00:
jdreyer wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:49:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:08:
...wants to fuck PC gamers in the ass?

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Hahaha! I was just going to say the exact same thing.

And how would sir like his salad prepared? Tossed? Very good.

Biker


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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
28. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 28, 2014, 22:13 The Half Elf
 
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:28:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:11:
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:34:
Kevin Lowe wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:20:
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 17:57:
Psssh. We're Bungie. We're so used to fucking you PC guys that we could care less at this point. Buy a console, you scrubs!
In what way has Bungie "fucked" you? What specific harm was inflicted?

You mean other than taking a PC game and hyping it for years and then deciding it was instead an Xbox exclusive? Only to release it years later as a shitty port? Or making the sequel not only years later than the Xbox version, again, but ALSO making it so you had to have Vista to play it?

You mean what Microsoft did when they bought Bungie? Or how MICROSOFT made Halo 2 a Vista exclusive?
As for hype, Halo did for FPS shooters (especially on consoles) what Quake did for 3D gaming.

Sorry but you just sound like a whiny bitch who didn't get the right color convertible on your sweet 16.

As opposed to all you that have nothing better to do than pick apart my Bungie hate post? Good game! Name calling especially makes you look like you have a valid argument.

Clearly Bungie LOVES PC gamers. You know, since we're definitely getting a PC version of Destiny.

Oh...wait...

If I waste the time to read your post which was nothing but whining and bitching, and you decide to post it on the internet, then expect someone to respond.

First off they didn't hype it. They presented it, which at it's time was a huge leap forward in FPS gaming. No more corridors, vehicles and aircraft in a sci-fi setting.
Secondly, Microsoft was the publisher. They bought Bungie, they owned Bungie and at the end of the day it was their call, just like Halo 2 on Vista.
Thirdly, Bungie fought tooth and nail for a Halo 1 release on PC and went as far as to release a free version and tools as well.
Lastly go watch one of those sweet 16 video's where some stuck up whiny bitch gets a free current year car (typically a convertible), and then throws a holy temper tantrum because it's not the right color. That's called 'butt-hurt' and that's what you sound like. Nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation just someone who is bitching and moaning, stomping their feet because they didn't get everything their way.
 
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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
20. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 28, 2014, 21:11 The Half Elf
 
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:34:
Kevin Lowe wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:20:
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 17:57:
Psssh. We're Bungie. We're so used to fucking you PC guys that we could care less at this point. Buy a console, you scrubs!
In what way has Bungie "fucked" you? What specific harm was inflicted?

You mean other than taking a PC game and hyping it for years and then deciding it was instead an Xbox exclusive? Only to release it years later as a shitty port? Or making the sequel not only years later than the Xbox version, again, but ALSO making it so you had to have Vista to play it?

You mean what Microsoft did when they bought Bungie? Or how MICROSOFT made Halo 2 a Vista exclusive?
As for hype, Halo did for FPS shooters (especially on consoles) what Quake did for 3D gaming.

Sorry but you just sound like a whiny bitch who didn't get the right color convertible on your sweet 16.
 
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News Comments > Rogue Shooter Demo
5. Re: Rogue Shooter Demo Apr 27, 2014, 14:47 The Half Elf
 
What exactly is 'Roguelike' and what exactly is 'Rogue'?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 27, 2014, 12:22 The Half Elf
 
Congrats Mr and Mrs Blue!
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
6. Re: Into the Black Apr 26, 2014, 01:48 The Half Elf
 
Zahn brought the EU back from the dead with an amazing trilogy of his own. If they could get him involved with the new trilogy of films I'd be a happy camper.  
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News Comments > Battlefield 4 Servers Upgraded to Address Lag
5. Re: Battlefield 4 Servers Upgraded to Address Lag Apr 25, 2014, 10:14 The Half Elf
 
BF3 finally got ground combat right. BF4 is pretty solid, but if your whining about Origin, it's no different from Steam.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
21. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 24, 2014, 21:17 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Apr 24, 2014, 17:12:
Well, I was 14, and I'm 39 now, so I'll have to ask for understanding.


Christ nin, we are old. And just for you, Kitty Pictures! That would be the BF of 6 months napping yesterday with Faith. The big cow kitty on the desk is Houdini, and my resident gaming lap kitty.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 24, 2014, 09:14 The Half Elf
 
You made a chicken? Congrats, I just got a new kitten!  
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
5. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 24, 2014, 09:13 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Apr 24, 2014, 09:00:
Rigs wrote on Apr 24, 2014, 08:36:
Heists or PC VERSION (DAMMIT!) or STFU!

What the hell are you people doing over there, *R?! You can only snort so much blow off (out of?...oh god....) a hookers ass, that billion has to be pretty much gone by now...

=-Rigs-=

Shall I tell you how the game ends?


I only played 1 ending and it was rather lack luster. And no I wasn't killing Mike or Trevor.
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Multiplayer Video
3. Re: Watch Dogs Multiplayer Video Apr 23, 2014, 20:07 The Half Elf
 
Looks like a cross between GTA4 and 5 driving wise, but not as bad as Saint Row.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 22, 2014, 09:29 The Half Elf
 
It's not like you have running water in that van of yours  
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News Comments > GRID Autosport Announced
3. Re: GRID Autosport Announced Apr 22, 2014, 09:13 The Half Elf
 
ViRGE wrote on Apr 22, 2014, 08:51:
I won't knock Codemasters for giving their customers what they want. But the more authentic the simulation the less accessible it is to the average player. Hopefully this is something everyone is prepared for.

I disagree, Turn 10 has done a great job (at least until Forza 4) of allowing anyone to play at any level in their series. It can be done, but I doubt even the GRID series is that 'authentic'
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Apr 21, 2014, 23:02 The Half Elf
 
Have you seen the Oculus Rift Star Trek Voyager Bridge?

Bridge Commander 2.0 PLZ!
 
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