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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Morning Crowdfunding Roundup
4. Re: Prodigy the Game Apr 30, 2014, 14:31 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Apr 30, 2014, 14:18:
Burrito of Peace wrote on Apr 30, 2014, 10:13:
Will I have the opportunity to smack my bitch up?

Whatever happens between two consenting adults is their business.


Don't forget the safe word!
 
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News Comments > GeForce Watch Dogs Support
7. Re: GeForce Watch Dogs Support Apr 30, 2014, 13:58 The Half Elf
 
ForgedReality wrote on Apr 30, 2014, 12:21:
harlock wrote on Apr 30, 2014, 12:02:
if the game sucks tho, i wont care about the gfx at all

I'm betting on sucks. Any game with this much press (and all the focus on the graphics), I can essentially guarantee they haven't spent enough time on the gameplay. It's like Titanfall--once the shiny, new novelty wears off, it will get old as fuck. Not holding my breath. There hasn't been a really good game in a really long time.

Go play Assassin's Creed 4 on any console, then on a good PC rig and the visual difference is quite noticeable. Ubisoft is one of the few publishers/developers that puts in quality time and code into their PC Ports since AC1.

Or would you much rather go the route (which Ubisoft did with Far Cry 3 E3 presentation), where you have a game that is displayed as beautiful and later is nothing like it was promised (Aliens CM, Far Cry 3, Doom 3, Dark Souls 1 and 2, Alan Wake, etc)?
 
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News Comments > Ships Ahoy - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
7. Re: Ships Ahoy - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Apr 30, 2014, 13:53 The Half Elf
 
The problem is you had really solid characters (Peter, Mary Jane,Uncle Ben, Aunt May) in the first 3 movies (granted the 3rd movie was an abomination), but as much as I love Sally Fields and Martin Sheen, they just paled in comparison to the first 3 movies. While Doc Conners in the reboot isn't bad, he just isn't the bad-ass/creepy villain that Goblin or Doc Ock was. Plus I really wanted to see Doc Conners from the first trilogy as The Lizard.  
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News Comments > H1Z1 Gameplay Footage
2. Re: H1Z1 Gameplay Footage Apr 30, 2014, 10:02 The Half Elf
 
Visually it looks good, but overall it's just too early to tell.  
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News Comments > GeForce Watch Dogs Support
1. Re: GeForce Watch Dogs Support Apr 30, 2014, 09:46 The Half Elf
 
27 days!  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
3. Re: Evening Consolidation Apr 29, 2014, 23:50 The Half Elf
 
Drifting in a Lotus?!? I don't think so.  
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News Comments > On Sale
3. Re: On Sale Apr 29, 2014, 23:46 The Half Elf
 
BF got me Consortium for Xmas and I have yet to finish it. Just too many issues and constant game wipes, not to mention a few false promises of what you could do in the game that you simply can't unless you hit a script moment.

Having fun with Prison Architect even though I'm building a horrible prison
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Apr 29, 2014, 21:41 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 19:20:
I'm gonna skip that Godzilla trailer. Don't wanna know all the monsters. Wait, there's more than just Godzilla in the movie??! SPOILERS!!!


It's a mogwai.



WITH BIG POINTY TEETH!

Flamethrower
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Season Pass Details
7. Re: Watch Dogs Season Pass Details Apr 29, 2014, 12:48 The Half Elf
 
You mean like every other game released these days? I'm gonna defend Ubi and say that it's nice to see single player stuff added to a season pass vs AC4 which was all multiplayer stuff.

That being said... GMG will not let me order it... grrrrrr.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 29, 2014, 11:59 The Half Elf
 
BUT LENS FLARES WILL MAKE IT AWWWWWEEEESOME!

Have faith, at least if you dress up in Stormtrooper Armor, no one really knows who you are
 
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News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
1. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Apr 29, 2014, 11:57 The Half Elf
 
"Hey guys maybe we need to come up with a new IP beyond Borderlands?"

"Fuck that! WE GOT CAKE!"
 
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News Comments > Morning Previews
1. Re: Morning Previews Apr 29, 2014, 10:56 The Half Elf
 
28 more days!  
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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
52. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 29, 2014, 03:53 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 03:24:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 02:13:
*hands Cutter some carmex* If you insist!
Not sure what carmex is. Not sure I want to know.

WHAT?!? Carmex is the best thing in the world for lips! Was my saving grace when I moved to the midwest and got chapped lips from being exposed to season vs California's Warm and Warmer climates.
 
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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
42. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 29, 2014, 02:13 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 29, 2014, 01:00:
jdreyer wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:49:
CJ_Parker wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:08:
...wants to fuck PC gamers in the ass?

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Hahaha! I was just going to say the exact same thing.

And how would sir like his salad prepared? Tossed? Very good.

Biker


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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
28. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 28, 2014, 22:13 The Half Elf
 
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:28:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 21:11:
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:34:
Kevin Lowe wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:20:
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 17:57:
Psssh. We're Bungie. We're so used to fucking you PC guys that we could care less at this point. Buy a console, you scrubs!
In what way has Bungie "fucked" you? What specific harm was inflicted?

You mean other than taking a PC game and hyping it for years and then deciding it was instead an Xbox exclusive? Only to release it years later as a shitty port? Or making the sequel not only years later than the Xbox version, again, but ALSO making it so you had to have Vista to play it?

You mean what Microsoft did when they bought Bungie? Or how MICROSOFT made Halo 2 a Vista exclusive?
As for hype, Halo did for FPS shooters (especially on consoles) what Quake did for 3D gaming.

Sorry but you just sound like a whiny bitch who didn't get the right color convertible on your sweet 16.

As opposed to all you that have nothing better to do than pick apart my Bungie hate post? Good game! Name calling especially makes you look like you have a valid argument.

Clearly Bungie LOVES PC gamers. You know, since we're definitely getting a PC version of Destiny.

Oh...wait...

If I waste the time to read your post which was nothing but whining and bitching, and you decide to post it on the internet, then expect someone to respond.

First off they didn't hype it. They presented it, which at it's time was a huge leap forward in FPS gaming. No more corridors, vehicles and aircraft in a sci-fi setting.
Secondly, Microsoft was the publisher. They bought Bungie, they owned Bungie and at the end of the day it was their call, just like Halo 2 on Vista.
Thirdly, Bungie fought tooth and nail for a Halo 1 release on PC and went as far as to release a free version and tools as well.
Lastly go watch one of those sweet 16 video's where some stuck up whiny bitch gets a free current year car (typically a convertible), and then throws a holy temper tantrum because it's not the right color. That's called 'butt-hurt' and that's what you sound like. Nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation just someone who is bitching and moaning, stomping their feet because they didn't get everything their way.
 
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News Comments > Is Destiny Destined for PCs?
20. Re: Is Destiny Destined for PCs? Apr 28, 2014, 21:11 The Half Elf
 
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:34:
Kevin Lowe wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 18:20:
Agent.X7 wrote on Apr 28, 2014, 17:57:
Psssh. We're Bungie. We're so used to fucking you PC guys that we could care less at this point. Buy a console, you scrubs!
In what way has Bungie "fucked" you? What specific harm was inflicted?

You mean other than taking a PC game and hyping it for years and then deciding it was instead an Xbox exclusive? Only to release it years later as a shitty port? Or making the sequel not only years later than the Xbox version, again, but ALSO making it so you had to have Vista to play it?

You mean what Microsoft did when they bought Bungie? Or how MICROSOFT made Halo 2 a Vista exclusive?
As for hype, Halo did for FPS shooters (especially on consoles) what Quake did for 3D gaming.

Sorry but you just sound like a whiny bitch who didn't get the right color convertible on your sweet 16.
 
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News Comments > Rogue Shooter Demo
5. Re: Rogue Shooter Demo Apr 27, 2014, 14:47 The Half Elf
 
What exactly is 'Roguelike' and what exactly is 'Rogue'?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 27, 2014, 12:22 The Half Elf
 
Congrats Mr and Mrs Blue!
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
6. Re: Into the Black Apr 26, 2014, 01:48 The Half Elf
 
Zahn brought the EU back from the dead with an amazing trilogy of his own. If they could get him involved with the new trilogy of films I'd be a happy camper.  
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News Comments > Battlefield 4 Servers Upgraded to Address Lag
5. Re: Battlefield 4 Servers Upgraded to Address Lag Apr 25, 2014, 10:14 The Half Elf
 
BF3 finally got ground combat right. BF4 is pretty solid, but if your whining about Origin, it's no different from Steam.  
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