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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. Re: Out of the Blue May 16, 2014, 16:36 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on May 16, 2014, 13:29:
InBlack wrote on May 16, 2014, 10:30:
Eisenberg = Fail. We will witness the Lex in all his Eisenbergian glory. Seriously this guy basically portrays the same character in every single film Ive seen of him. So I guess Lex Luthor is going to be an intelligent, self-centered hipster nerd?? Great....

I know, was Benedict Cumberbatch not available? Also, Lex Luthor again? Aren't there any other Superman villains besides Lex and Zod?

Besides Batman and Superman, the rest of the villians in the DC universe just suck.
 
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News Comments > Battlefield 4 Dragon's Teeth Trailer
9. Re: Battlefield 4 Dragon's Teeth Trailer May 16, 2014, 16:30 The Half Elf
 
Task wrote on May 16, 2014, 09:44:
looks like they are going all crazy now... at the end you can see a floating, flying remote controlled mini-gun

I have BF4, but its more like Bloatfield 4 now. Its hard enough to find Rush servers, since rush mode was poorly done in this iteration. Most servers don't bother running the 3rd expansion pack maps, so its hard to find servers for those too.

Google MKV-L Hover Robot from Missile Defense Agency and watch the youtube video.
 
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News Comments > Evening Mobilization
10. Re: Evening Mobilization May 16, 2014, 00:35 The Half Elf
 
Beamer,
Considering how many times Apple employee's leave iphone prototypes at bars, you have to wonder....
 
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News Comments > Far Cry 4 Announced
30. Re: Far Cry 4 Announced May 15, 2014, 23:20 The Half Elf
 
SlimRam wrote on May 15, 2014, 22:58:
This is GREAT NEWS! Awwwwww DAMMIT! I STILL haven't finished 3 yet *plugs ears and yells*, "Don't give away the ending dammit!"

It was Col. Mustard, in the Jungle with the hatchet.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
13. Re: Ford Runner 2 May 15, 2014, 22:20 The Half Elf
 
Lucas didn't loose his mojo, he just went fucking nuts. Indy 4 went the same way due to horrible casting (Shifa whatever needs to go away, as I just saw him recently in I Robot), and Speilburg unable to tell Lucas that's he's fucking nuts.


That being said, in I Robot, Chicago was the birthplace of Robotics with USR and V.I.C.I. And in Watch Dogs you have a central operating system CTOS. Ya think maybe that the end of humanity as we know it will come from Chicago?
 
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News Comments > The Division Delayed
9. Re: The Division Delayed May 15, 2014, 20:27 The Half Elf
 
Did they have a release date when they showed this game at E3?

So how exactly is it delayed if they never had a date to begin with?

And when the fuck did you all become so jaded that when they delay a game to make it BETTER that they are somehow fucking you over?
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. May 15, 2014, 19:52 The Half Elf
 
Sorry no more money leaving my pockets for Gearbox.  
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News Comments > Far Cry 4 Announced
3. Re: Far Cry 4 Announced May 15, 2014, 12:57 The Half Elf
 
Red Storm Entertainment?!? I thought they were dead!  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
10. Re: Out of the Blue May 15, 2014, 11:27 The Half Elf
 
TangledThorns wrote on May 15, 2014, 09:24:
Fast food workers on strike is the reason why staying in school and getting an education for a good paying career is important.

Is that why after hunting 6 months for a job I took a fast food position, or why my fast food restaurant got 100's of applications a month from people who were way over qualified with degree's out the ass?

Education doesn't mean shit if you are unable to secure a job.
 
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News Comments > Interceptor Drops a Bombshell
14. Re: Interceptor Drops a Bombshell May 15, 2014, 11:09 The Half Elf
 
The chick from Unreal 2 looks better.  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
4. Re: Evening Consolidation May 15, 2014, 02:40 The Half Elf
 
Here is how you sell the Kinect.

1)Remake Star Trek Bridge Commander
2)Have total voice control of the ship
3)Allow a Bluetooth mic or PC mic to work with it as well
4)For extra shit's n giggles be able to do the Picard 'Engage' hand wave.
5)Star Trek Nerdgasm/Ferengi Latinum-gasm

Dear Paramount, your welcome, just allow me to be on the design team.
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Watch Dogs
27. Re: Gone Gold - Watch Dogs May 15, 2014, 02:31 The Half Elf
 
Fantaz wrote on May 14, 2014, 23:37:
MoreLuckThanSkill wrote on May 14, 2014, 21:31:
saluk wrote on May 14, 2014, 19:44:
Yay can we move on to the next overhyped excessively developed game now? Anyone have any guesses on what it will be or where it will come from?

Without question, it will be: The Division.

Both that game and Watch Dogs may end up being good, but prepare yourself for the media/hype storm that The Division will bring, damn.

the graphics with The Division's Snowdrop engine truly looks current-gen. Watch Dogs graphics are only half-way between last-gen and current-gen.

"next-gen" is now current-gen, so they better start already looking like proper current-gen! we're almost half-way through 2014, so what's taking so long...

Remember how Far Cry 3 was suppose to look at E3 and how it really looked when the game shipped?
 
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News Comments > 75 More Steam Greenlights
3. Re: 75 More Steam Greenlights May 14, 2014, 21:11 The Half Elf
 
Tactical Nukes from Orbit work?

Steam Greenlight just needs to end period. With Early Access being a close second.
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black May 14, 2014, 20:42 The Half Elf
 
That's my first question, where's the human and the leash that should be attached to the dog?

Second Question, how do I train the 3 cats in my house to be assault cats?
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Watch Dogs
6. Re: Gone Gold - Watch Dogs May 14, 2014, 20:34 The Half Elf
 
Eirikrautha wrote on May 14, 2014, 20:18:
Beamer wrote on May 14, 2014, 19:45:
Simon Says wrote on May 14, 2014, 19:44:
"A next-gen experience" @ less than 1080p and 30 fps. XD

Yeah... right!

Because resolution and frame rate are the only defining qualities, or even most important defining qualities, of "next generation?"


It's called a baseline. Seriously, are you suggesting that "next generation" (which implies an IMPROVEMENT over the current generation) can include graphics that are substandard even in terms of older PC or console hardware? Even some PS3 and Xbox 360 games generated better framerates at higher resolutions with textures that don't look that much different than Watch Dogs.

Are you just trolling? Because that comment is ridiculous on its face...

Can you name a few of these games? Any of them open world sandbox games?
 
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News Comments > Gone Gold - Watch Dogs
4. Re: Gone Gold - Watch Dogs May 14, 2014, 20:07 The Half Elf
 
This is the biggest sandbox game since GTA4/X-3 for PC's. I would go play GTA 5 and Red Dead Redemption, or maybe even LA Noire or Mafia 2, but the first 2 aren't on PC's, and the latter 2 have nothing else to do in the cities beyond the missions, and lack multiplayer.

And if ya wanna get 'next gen' about it, the PS4 and XBone are suffering from a lack of solid games to push the sales of the hardware, and thankfully this isn't a console exclusive.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
15. Re: Russia May 14, 2014, 14:20 The Half Elf
 
While I enjoy the Frank Miller look of Batman, the suit just looks all wrong for Affleck. BTW if anyone wants to buy me the Batmobile in the picture, I wouldn't hold it against you. Ever. No Really.  
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News Comments > Watch Dogs 101 Trailer
5. Re: Watch Dogs 101 Trailer May 13, 2014, 22:08 The Half Elf
 
TWO WEEKS!


SQUEEEEEEEEE!

 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
29. Re: Morning Consolidation May 13, 2014, 14:03 The Half Elf
 
Beamer wrote on May 13, 2014, 13:31:
Creston wrote on May 13, 2014, 13:22:
Which is a fair enough point, but what exactly was being done with Kinect when it WAS the only option

Well, guaranteed nothing now. But I've heard nothing to prove this Kinect was more capable than the previous Kinect, and I don't think everyone having it would have really changed how developers use it. Most likely we just would have had voice commands, and I hate voice commands.

I should buy an Xbone just to thank them for giving me such entertainment the past year.

With Titanfall apparently being just as good on the 360, you'll still get more amusement from their flopping than from an Xbone, haha. That open world zombie type game from the Ratchet and Clank guys looks like it may be fun, and that Super Happy Time Travel game is supposedly good, but... E3 better have some big surprises because neither console has a single damn thing worth playing.
The XBone Kinect can see your junk through clothes. As for the Kinect being a waste I have to disagree. As an adult the only use I had for it was the voice commands for movies and Netflix. For kids, it was a lot of fun to watch my nephews play the Kinect Party. Other then getting drunk and playing Fruit Ninja with friends it saved me from having to dust a spot on the entertainment center.
 
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News Comments > Minimum Early Access
6. Re: Minimum Early Access May 13, 2014, 13:54 The Half Elf
 
Dear Atari,

Remember that shit you buried in the New Mexico Desert?
Was it 'unique and appealing' when ET was made?
Granted I know your just a shell that Atari, but your shit still stinks.

Yours Truly,
Someone who doesn't love you anymore.

Dear Human Head,
Thank you for countless, crazy hours in Rune. Throwing an Axe off a jump pad and killing people years before Call of Duty and Youtube brings back fond memories.
I will be keeping an eye on this.

Yours Truly,
Someone who wants Rune 2.
 
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