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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Arma III Bootcamp Update
3. Re: Arma III Bootcamp Update Jul 14, 2014, 22:57 The Half Elf
 
Is the game done yet?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 14, 2014, 11:48 The Half Elf
 
Here's where I work on weekends as a bouncer.
http://www.hofbrauhausnewport.com/ (Take a look at the Google pics of it).
Usually don't work Sundays, but they wanted 3 guys just in case with the World Cup final game, and the Cincinnati Reds game (about 10 mins walking distance from Great American Ballpark). It wasn't bad until it rained at 3pm and drove all our Beirgarten (patio) business inside and we hit capacity in 30 seconds, so we told people that if they wanted service they could go around the side to the patio (the gate on the left), but wouldn't be allowed inside. AND due to the storm it also knocked out the Direct TV and Wifi out for 15 mins. AND we were looking at a possible influx of the rain delayed/postponed Reds game. Potentially 3 guys vs 400+... not good odds.
Thankfully everything was fairly peaceful during the game, but holy shit when Germany finally won the place went fucking nuts. Started throwing out idiots left and right.
Don't get me wrong, Soccer fans have a energy that is simply unmatched by any sport in the US by a landslide, but holy shit they just explode, which explains all the riots afterwards.

They should offer us Hazard Pay Beers after that mess.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Jul 13, 2014, 13:04 The Half Elf
 
Would you rather stand under a cloth/plastic umbrella during a massive hail storm?  
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News Comments > On Sale
11. Re: On Sale Jul 11, 2014, 23:44 The Half Elf
 
Hey lets play Mass Effect! Oh yeah, yet another game where I don't have a choice about fucking the brains out of the big hunky guy, unless I'm a women. Then again Mass Effect was all about choices.. until the end right?  
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News Comments > etc.
5. Re: etc. Jul 7, 2014, 14:05 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Jul 7, 2014, 13:03:
Cockwaffles sound yummy. Biker

Even I don't want a cockwaffle.. .bleh.
 
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News Comments > Sunday Crowdfunding Roundup
1. Re: Sunday Crowdfunding Roundup Jul 6, 2014, 12:11 The Half Elf
 
You always sorta wonder how much commitment actors have to their jobs, but watching Burton cry when they hit the initial goal made me understand the level of dedication he has.


Bravo.
 
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News Comments > Gatherings & Competitions
2. Re: Gatherings & Competitions Jul 6, 2014, 12:02 The Half Elf
 
* Hair care products sold separately.  
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News Comments > Green Man Gaming Indiependence Sale
1. Re: Green Man Gaming Indiependence Sale Jul 5, 2014, 12:52 The Half Elf
 
The Playfire Rewards is crap. You can only earn money from select new games.  
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News Comments > Far Cry 4 $130 Kyrat Edition Detailed; New Trailer
18. Re: Far Cry 4 $130 Kyrat Edition Detailed; New Trailer Jul 5, 2014, 11:32 The Half Elf
 
Anyone else remember the Farcry 3 E3 trailer that was nothing like it was in the game?

No deal Ubisoft.
 
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News Comments > Evolve Alpha Signups
10. Re: Evolve Alpha Signups Jul 5, 2014, 01:55 The Half Elf
 
I would say Squee.... but considering this is from the Left 4 Dead folks, and Cutter ruined Squee for me...


NOM NOM NOM!

Also there are more then 4 hunters from the interview I was listening/watching to from E3
 
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News Comments > Transformers Universe Beta Opens Tomorrow
2. Re: Transformers Universe Beta Opens Tomorrow Jul 3, 2014, 11:22 The Half Elf
 
Um it's not a Moba.. last time I tried it it was crao but not a moba  
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News Comments > Battlefield Hardline Change Plans
1. Re: Battlefield Hardline Change Plans Jul 2, 2014, 19:38 The Half Elf
 
Complaint 1-100 Price: I'm sorry due to the cost of making this list, we had to leave something off. Remember you can pre-order it for 60 bucks!  
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News Comments > Summer Sales Ending
31. Re: Summer Sales Ending Jun 29, 2014, 23:55 The Half Elf
 
I'm a gamer.

I play shit on whatever platform I'm having fun on. Be it from Tetris back on the good old 1st gen Gameboy, Pokemon series on a 2Ds, Super Star Wars on a SNES, Sonic the Hedgehog on a Sega Genesis, Warhawk on the Playstation, Zelda on a N64, Halo on a Xbox, Metal Gear 2 on a PS2, Infamous on a PS3, All the Forza's on the 360, and just about everything else on my PC.
Oh and I have a soft spot for Are you Smarter then a 5th Grader on my Android Phone/Tablet, along with a copy of Minecraft for Consoles/PC/Tablet, even though my phone and tablet both have GTA3 on them as well.

Shut the fuck up, and quit worrying about what other people say and enjoy what you want, where you want it.
 
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News Comments > BF4 Test Environment Results
13. Re: BF4 Test Environment Results Jun 29, 2014, 23:45 The Half Elf
 
Brumbek wrote on Jun 29, 2014, 17:31:
Absolutely pathetic that DICE can't get netcode right. Quake 3 got it right 10+ years ago, which meant Modern Warfare 1-3 got it right as a result. Now, any serious CoD player will know that ironically CoD:Ghosts also ruined their netcode, introducing the "you duck behind cover then die" and the "turn a corner and die instantly" phenomenon that BF4 suffers from.

Sigh...as if Battlefield and CoD weren't bad enough with derivative content...now both series can't even do netcode right (BF never could).

On the plus side, CoD:AW this year is by a very competent developer and can possibly redeem CoD netcode-wise and maybe innovation-wise. Still, boring!

I'm tired of unranked, totally anti-competitive FPSs. I'll take Destiny Co-op over BF and CoD nonsense.

Quake didn't have 64 players, upwards of 20 vehicles, destructible landscapes and enviroments. Oh not to mention a shitload more weapons.

I get your point, but when you compare Quake and CoD with alot more limited data you come across as a fucking idiot.
 
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News Comments > X: Rebirth Goes 64-Bit
17. Re: X: Rebirth Goes 64-Bit Jun 29, 2014, 03:09 The Half Elf
 
DEREK SMART!
DEREK SMART!
DEREK SMART!
 
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News Comments > Stolen Sniper Elite 3 Keys Banned
39. Re: Stolen Sniper Elite 3 Keys Banned Jun 29, 2014, 03:02 The Half Elf
 
Here's what bothers me. The link to the CJ whatever site saying that GMG keys were all revoked when they weren't.
Secondly if Rebellion was all about greed, why would they give away their latest game for free, knowing that the Steam Summer Sale was about to start?
Thirdly, does Rebellion even deal with the keys? Isn't that something a publisher would deal with?

And lastly, with all the fucking hacks going on (especially after the last Heartbleed one) is it really far fetched that a set of digital keys were stolen from a server/website/company, and turned around and sold them on the 3rd party shady company?

What Rebellion needs to do is say 'ok we had X amount of keys for X website, but were stolen/lost/whatever, and are showing up on X, Y and Z websites. Cause that way you know that 'X website isn't secure', and X Y Z are shady and shouldn't be used either.
 
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News Comments > Saturday Tech Bits
14. Re: Saturday Tech Bits Jun 28, 2014, 14:49 The Half Elf
 
Great just what I need... more idiots becoming gay because that's what the iphone's CEO is.

'OMG I just got the new iphone 6... AND I just turned gay!'
 
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News Comments > Unreal Tournament Video
1. Re: Unreal Tournament Video Jun 28, 2014, 11:56 The Half Elf
 
Dear Epic,

You were relevant to the PC Gamers quite a few years ago and screwed us over for UT on Playstation, and Gears of War for Microsoft.
I left your shit in a cardboard box, on the curb, in the rain.

Take the hint.
 
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
14. Re: Evening Consolidation Jun 28, 2014, 01:22 The Half Elf
 
When I had the 360 and Kinect, Kinect was awesome for voice controls for netflix, or any other non-disc movie playing. The ONLY other use for it I could find was watching my nephews play Kinect Party game.  
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
1. Re: Evening Interviews</p> <ul> <li> <a href= Jun 27, 2014, 15:57 The Half Elf
 
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
 
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