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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > etc.
2. Re: Doom Clone Troopers Mar 1, 2015, 21:09 The Half Elf
 
I hate you, and secretly REALLY REALLY envy you.  
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News Comments > On Sale
10. Re: On Sale Feb 28, 2015, 11:59 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Feb 27, 2015, 21:59:
Noticed a new game on steam...

"how do you Do It?" puts players in the role of an 11-year-old girl whose mother has just stepped out for an errand. The girl immediately grabs her dolls and furtively attempts to figure out how sex works using these plastic surrogates.


WTF?

edit: LOL

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Reviews are a riot as well.

It's a shame you can't gift F2P games, or Bats would be getting gifted a copy right now.

Oh lord, he has enough issues without you and your plastic surrogate dolls nin!

*coughs* I would have already given it to him... twice
 
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News Comments > Morning Patches
1. Re: Morning Patches Feb 27, 2015, 12:50 The Half Elf
 
Did Prison Architect get a tutorial beyond the little mission? I'd really love to put some time into this game, but am frustrated as hell, and doesn't instill any confidence when I see 'we put a bunch of time into the tablet version'.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
20. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 27, 2015, 12:44 The Half Elf
 
Quboid wrote on Feb 27, 2015, 12:33:
Leonard Nimoy has died aged 83. As a very infrequent Star Trek viewer, he was my favourite.

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News Comments > Fable Legends to be Free-to-Play
2. Re: Fable Legends to be Free-to-Play Feb 26, 2015, 21:18 The Half Elf
 
DX10 exclusive.

Welcome to Halo 2 for Vista!
 
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News Comments > Morning Metaverse
9. Re: Morning Metaverse Feb 25, 2015, 23:16 The Half Elf
 
RED RUM RED RUM  
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2. Re: etc. Feb 25, 2015, 14:55 The Half Elf
 
Why does the developer have a board anyway?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 25, 2015, 10:58 The Half Elf
 
Luck counts, when it works!  
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2. Re: etc., etc. Feb 25, 2015, 02:23 The Half Elf
 
As a gay guy I have to say the ones in Far Cry 3 were pretty impressive.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 23, 2015, 10:38 The Half Elf
 
After watching the GTA video... once GTA5 comes out for PC I must resist joining their Club...  
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News Comments > NVIDIA GTX 970 Lawsuit
10. Re: NVIDIA GTX 970 Lawsuit Feb 23, 2015, 10:22 The Half Elf
 
EVGA 560 Ti FTW!


But I will say, with the new console's bumping up the need for a new graphics card, I'll be more then happy to accept a newer video card if anyone has one they want to donate to gamer charity!
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
25. Re: Out of the Blue Feb 23, 2015, 03:03 The Half Elf
 
PHJF wrote on Feb 22, 2015, 17:41:
However what I don't like is being bludgeoned over the head with a political agenda. And one that's ancient history at that.

Equal rights for gays is ancient history?

Not until gay guys can be just as miserable and help the divorce rate like straight people!

That being said, I really wanted to see Imitation Game and had no clue Cumberbatch was gay, as I thought the movie was about defeating German intelligence by building a computer.

Then again I had no clue that that Priscilla, Queen of the Desert would end up having Lord Elron, and The Agent in it either
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
6. Re: Morning Consolidation Feb 19, 2015, 10:52 The Half Elf
 
mellis wrote on Feb 19, 2015, 10:19:
Grow Home is certainly worth the purchase. Really awesome game.

Ohhhhhhh thanks for the info. I'm a sucker for cute droid/robot things that chirp
 
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News Comments > Evening Interviews
3. Re: Evening Interviews Feb 18, 2015, 22:50 The Half Elf
 
And as a gay guy, how many runs have I had to make to the store for feminine hygiene products in my life?

1, and that was for my sister, and to be honest, women dealing with certain times of the month scare the living hell out of me!
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
7. Re: Into the Black Feb 18, 2015, 22:16 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Feb 18, 2015, 21:42:
jdreyer wrote on Feb 18, 2015, 21:28:
Also, this just went up at Ars. You'll never guess who is coming to the defense of Peter Molyneux.

If you guessed it was someone else that walked away from a game unfinished, you'd be right.

I was going to guess Phil Fish...


That was my next guess after Derek Smart.
 
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News Comments > Assassin's Creed Unity Patch to Unlock Content
1. Re: Assassin's Creed Unity Patch to Unlock Content Feb 18, 2015, 19:51 The Half Elf
 
Did they ever get performance under control? I am a fan of the AC series, but totally skipped this.  
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News Comments > DX12: 900% FPS Increase Over DX11 Claimed
11. Re: DX12: 900% FPS Increase Over DX11 Claimed Feb 18, 2015, 19:47 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Feb 18, 2015, 18:58:
Pardon my skepticism...

But hey, more power to them, if true...


Ever have a game with show_fps on during a loading screen and getting 500+fps? Now with the miracle of DX12 you can now get 900+fps!
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Feb 17, 2015, 22:20 The Half Elf
 
As a smoker....


THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!


#Jeffwecan
 
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News Comments > The Crew DLC & Patch
9. Re: The Crew DLC & Patch Feb 16, 2015, 20:46 The Half Elf
 
But Max is correct, there are sections that swing wildly in difficulty.  
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News Comments > The Crew DLC & Patch
5. Re: The Crew DLC & Patch Feb 16, 2015, 16:05 The Half Elf
 
Controls are better (again it's all based on your car spec) then TDU1/2, But at the same time it could have been a REALLY good game that suffers from the same damn thing Ubi has in all of it's games (vantage points, check ins, really shitty cheating AI).

If anyone has a copy on the PC, Ubi friend me at Cpt_Ranger
 
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