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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > The Crew Trailer
6. Re: The Crew Trailer Sep 12, 2014, 09:16 The Half Elf
 
I was signed for the beta when they first offered it and finally got in for part of the last closed beta which was for 5 days. As a person who has owned all the forza games the controls with a controller were fine but the car handling was horrible. Granted I didn't get very far into the game, it should be on the devs to properly setup the controls so players don't have to wade through the forums to fix fundamental issues. That being said while TDU 1 and 2 were ok they never had the SIM aspects of the forza series.it's an arcade racer pure and simple in the vein of need for speed.  
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News Comments > Dying Light Early
14. Re: Dying Light Early Sep 12, 2014, 00:10 The Half Elf
 
Dead Island had an amazing CGI trailer, gameplay was bland (jump kick everything to death), Riptide wasn't much better. Reason for the Aliens CM reference is that even with gameplay footage, what we are getting on our computers isn't living up to what was shown.  
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News Comments > The Crew Trailer
2. Re: The Crew Trailer Sep 11, 2014, 21:28 The Half Elf
 
Pretty interested in this title, but sadly the closed beta was only for a few days.

Ubisoft is becoming the king of really boring/empty sandboxes.
 
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News Comments > Dead Rising 3 Patch
4. Re: Dead Rising 3 Patch Sep 11, 2014, 21:26 The Half Elf
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 20:39:
The Half Elf wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 20:12:
Cutter wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 19:39:
Dead Rising, sounds like Viagra at Halloween.

*Tetanus shots sold separately

Or as Robin William once said 'THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!'

The good thing about uprisings in the western world is that everyone is too fat to get up anymore Also fat people zombie apocalypse isn't as scary as it sounds ;p

Imagine Left 4 Dead with only Boomers
 
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News Comments > Dying Light Early
5. Re: Dying Light Early Sep 11, 2014, 20:15 The Half Elf
 
Sorry Devs,
After Aliens CM and Dead Island/Riptide, there is just no way in hell that I'm pre-ordering anything from ya.


For those of you who don't understand, tired of really awesome cgi video's and gameplay video's only to be highly disapointed later.

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News Comments > Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced
16. Re: Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced Sep 11, 2014, 20:14 The Half Elf
 
Wildone wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 15:54:
BRIDGE COMMANDER WITH OCULUS RIFT!!!!!!!!!!

Would be awesome except when ya had to break your neck looking at the science officer behind ya.
 
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News Comments > Dead Rising 3 Patch
2. Re: Dead Rising 3 Patch Sep 11, 2014, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 19:39:
Dead Rising, sounds like Viagra at Halloween.

*Tetanus shots sold separately

Or as Robin William once said 'THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!'
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. Sep 11, 2014, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
Midtown Madness, Mechwarrior, Monster Truck Madness, Motorcross Madness, Crimson Skies, Shadowrun, am I missing any?  
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News Comments > Star Citizen DFM Patch Imminent
30. Re: Star Citizen DFM Patch Imminent Sep 11, 2014, 15:22 The Half Elf
 
Wallshadows wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 09:49:
After seeing some of the battlestation setups by fans, I now understand how this game has an almost limitless pool of funds to tap in to.

Some of those setups are just disgustingly awesome.

Even comes with a Kilrathi Co-Pilot
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
6. Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 11, 2014, 14:08 The Half Elf
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 09:47:
I am looking forward to Horizon 2. It sounds like it will be an awesome game.

Horizon 1 was Need for Speed meets half of what Forza offered. Take all the stuff from Forza and put it in the open world of Horizon that would be great, but it was just another Need for Speed game without the core of Forza.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 11, 2014, 14:05 The Half Elf
 
Before the events of 9/11/2001, today would be the 43rd wedding anniversary of my parents. Wherever they are, I hope they are having fun.  
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News Comments > Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced
10. Re: Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced Sep 11, 2014, 13:47 The Half Elf
 
Just bring back StarFleet Command as a MMORPG with the Dynaverse and I'd be onboard. Hell even better bring back Bridge Commander as a MMORPG with all the super sexy ship damage and... cuse me while I go express myself in the bedroom.....

That being said, Lock Box Online.. er Star Trek Online is so fucking stale that I'm bored to tears.

 
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News Comments > etc.
2. Re: etc. Sep 9, 2014, 14:51 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 9, 2014, 10:44:
My, what an odd story. That's certainly....queer.

It's fucking stupid. If you can't be creative enough without using gay, lesbian, queer, or homosexual, to create a story for your Sims, then please go die a quiet death.

Swear to all things holy that I need to do a TED talk about how women need to stfu about sexism in gaming. (Side rant but all this bullshit is wearing thing, and I couldn't even fuck the brains out of Vega in Mass Effect 3, but I could bone the lonely shuttle pilot. That's like Captain Picard wanting to fuck Riker, but due to choices fucked Lt Barkley from TNG/Voyager.)
 
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News Comments > Uncanny Valley Demo
2. Re: Uncanny Valley Demo Sep 8, 2014, 19:58 The Half Elf
 
Ah yes, the game with the giant penis and vagina (or as us gay guys call it 'The Uncanny Valley'

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News Comments > WBIE TMs WB Play
6. Re: WBIE TMs WB Play Sep 7, 2014, 16:32 The Half Elf
 
Problem is they have at least 2 more Lego The Hobbit games coming out along with anything The Hobbit/LoTR related, another Batman/Rocksteady game, and the license to Harry Potter.

Why they are deciding to do this now is rather bizarre, but I could easily see some Exec. somewhere drinking the blood of a EA Marketing Exec and think this is a good idea.
 
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News Comments > Evening Crowdfunding Roundup
2. Re: Evening Crowdfunding Roundup Sep 6, 2014, 09:50 The Half Elf
 
Looks good until you look at the backers and see you can get a 1 year premium subscription.  
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News Comments > Into the Black
2. Re: Into the Black Sep 5, 2014, 19:02 The Half Elf
 
BURN IT WITH FIRE, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT, DIE DIE DIE!  
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Sep 4, 2014, 20:31 The Half Elf
 
Was going to respond to nin and say there were two female comedian legends left besides Betty White, who were Carol Burnett and Joan Rivers earlier but dealing with a massive toothache and took a nap.

*gets shivers down his spine*
 
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News Comments > Australian Steam Refund Demands Detailed
5. Re: Australian Steam Refund Demands Detailed Sep 4, 2014, 09:54 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Sep 4, 2014, 09:44:
Good on Australia. Valve's refusal to refund money on purely broken games is horseshit.

I've had success with them on all but 1 occasion (then again that's 1 in 4 times). But Valve actually have someone to call and take to?!? Was locked out of my account for a week due to a bug with the Family View Pin number.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 4, 2014, 09:45 The Half Elf
 
YOU ALREADY TOOK ROBIN WILLIAMS! YOU SHALL NOT HAVE BETTY WHITE!  
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