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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Op Ed
28. Re: Op Ed Jun 18, 2014, 17:19 The Half Elf
 
Beamer wrote on Jun 18, 2014, 10:33:
SS wrote on Jun 18, 2014, 09:40:
Anita Sarkeesian is one cute little cupcake.

Proving the point.

Even the cracked article from yesterday's ootb pointed this issue out, and the worse issue that you can't mention it without games flipping their shit in ways more dramatic than anything else can. For some odd reason they view it as a personal attack and get super defensive, irrational, and say the worst misogynistic stuff to prove there's no issue.

Or, people like Cutter who get irate when companies screw him for a profit claim this is fine because companies do it for a profit.

Or maybe your just overreacting to a comment on the internet?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cupcake
a sexually attractive young woman.
a beloved girl or woman.


Really do we not have better shit to argue about?

Fuck it, both of you go outside without any sort of wifi/internet devices for 3 hours until you both can grow the fuck up.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 17, 2014, 15:49 The Half Elf
 
I'm surprised Ben and Jerry haven't bought the domain.  
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News Comments > New Deus Ex Details?
18. Re: New Deus Ex Details? Jun 17, 2014, 15:46 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Jun 17, 2014, 11:23:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .... (much, much later) EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

A trilogy game would be even more awesome. It's one of my favorite things about Mass Effect, even though some of the decisions do kinda fizzle out in the end.



Squee™ and all interations of Squee™ are Trademarked by TheHalfElf™ Enterprises.

That'll be 5 dollah's sir!
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
7. Re: Into the Black Jun 16, 2014, 21:51 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 16, 2014, 20:17:
Holy Crap, Tony Gwynn already? WTF. I remember how famous and loved that man was when I was a kid in the 80s. And I say that as someone who grew up in New England as a Yankees fan.

Rather shocked, as one of the last games I ever saw back in Jack Murphy Stadium, my dad caught a foul ball off of him, and we in the season got him to sign it. Super nice guy, along with Garvey.
 
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News Comments > etc.
5. Re: etc. Jun 15, 2014, 19:04 The Half Elf
 
How big is Just Cause 2? Beautiful game, but beyond the cut and pasted buildings, there really wasn't much depth to needing the islands.  
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News Comments > Sunday Mobilization
1. Re: Sunday Mobilization Jun 15, 2014, 14:09 The Half Elf
 
WHY?!? No one is buying a Steam Machine, no one is buying the Nvidia Shield, so why would you ever attempt this?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
16. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 15, 2014, 12:41 The Half Elf
 
Bats I have a question for ya.
I'm a bouncer/security right across the river from Cincinnati Ohio, and last night had to throw out a Police Chief of a large Cincinnati county (hell it IS the county) for buying alcohol for his underage kids after the server told him he wouldn't serve them without ID. Guy was just a dick and trying to explain that in Ohio a parent can buy drinks for their kids (which they can't after an entire day of Alcohol Awareness training via the Horseshoe Casino), and when he said he was a professional with 17 years of law enforcement experience, I asked him what sort of officer would break the law and potentially have us loose our liquor license (we are known for our German Beer Brewing), and he got all threatening and (like my sister) tries to make comments to enrange me and my co-workers.
Granted he's off duty (but still flashed his badge to another security officer), is there anything I can do as we have 3 employee's plus 4 witness's next to him that wouldn't mind seeing a prick like him put in his place.
And let me just say I have a high respect for the majority of cops I have met (or in my family), but when I get a egotistical power hungry asshole like this, I have no tolerance for thhem.

Thanks.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 14, 2014, 15:10 The Half Elf
 
So many people bitching about not enough women in gaming, yet still have no problem with women being treated as sexist objects at E3. Oh I'm sorry they are called 'promo girls' now.  
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News Comments > Saturday Consolidation
3. Re: Saturday Consolidation Jun 14, 2014, 13:56 The Half Elf
 
They would really need to work on the vehicle controls if they wanted me to double dip on this again.  
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2014, Part 7
8. Re: It Came from E3 2014, Part 7 Jun 14, 2014, 10:05 The Half Elf
 
Ladron3dfx wrote on Jun 13, 2014, 21:25:
http://youtu.be/85M3LnoHz6o

40 males, 4 females. E3 2014.

Girls are most welcome in my video game treehouse, it's not a 'boys only' club.

It was fucking stupid. Yes we need a female Batman/Solid Snake/Sherlock Holmes, who the fuck is going to play them? Fandango Paper Bag Puppets?

Crackdown will have a female choice, same with Dragon Age, Ass Creed will have plenty of choices in multiplayer.

But when you have games on their 3rd or 4th in the series (Batman, Uncharted, Metal Gear) how the fuck are you suppose to just drop the main character and throw in a women?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 13, 2014, 14:11 The Half Elf
 
Friday the 13th, which translate into 'fucking idiots and morons who randomly drop 40 IQ points in 1 day'.


*mumbles* stupid fucking people....

BTW the Falcon only has 1 door and 1 ramp and 1 topside hatch. Considering the door slides open to the cockpit, how did it fall on his leg?

Next thing you know we'll hear about spontaneous combustible ewoks!
 
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News Comments > BF Early Access Possible
21. Re: BF Early Access Possible Jun 13, 2014, 13:57 The Half Elf
 
It's utter bullshit. Anyone remember the video for BF3 showing they had a ton more QA testers (and whoever was the best got to wear the crappy headwear)?
BF4 comes out and it's a cluster fuck to the point they had to publicly announce that they halted all other DICE projects to 'finish' BF4.

You offer your next BF game at 29.99 for early access as a bonus to help fix the game before launch and I'd be onboard.
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
5. Re: etc., etc. Jun 12, 2014, 23:10 The Half Elf
 
Considering the playable character in Far Cry 3 was utter crap, the ONLY way to make a half decent female character would be to rip off Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider reboot.

I mean really the military brother gets killed at the start and this stuck up, self absorbed no skill brother becomes the great white man chosen by the gods to hunt down an entire island's military, hunt animals, and get high and tattoo'd all within a few days/weeks?

'No we couldn't make a playable female character, because who wants to look down at naked tits when we can put them on a perfectly good women... I mean it was that or put mirrors in the game, but with the 'feel yourself up' quick time events it would have pushed the release date back even farther!' -Far Cry 4 Devs
 
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News Comments > Torment: Tides of Numenera Delayed Again
9. Re: Torment: Tides of Numenera Delayed Again Jun 12, 2014, 22:52 The Half Elf
 
Want to make sure I have this straight... inXile did a kickstarter for Wasteland's 2 that hit it's funding goal (by almost 2 times the original goal), and then they did another kickstarter with the same team (that hit 4 times original goal). So they are working on 2 games at one time with the same team and then are pushing back (after several delays) the first game due to money issues because the game has become to large, and affecting the second game with a much larger budget?

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but something just doesn't seem right.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Hits $46M; May End Stretch Goals
3. Re: Star Citizen Hits $46M; May End Stretch Goals Jun 12, 2014, 21:34 The Half Elf
 
How the hell did he get off my ignore list (then again he's the only person on it)?

Hmmm

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News Comments > GamersGate Summer Sale
7. Re: GamersGate Summer Sale Jun 12, 2014, 21:30 The Half Elf
 
I'm not seeing anything that I would call a 'Steam Sale Price' during the sale so far.  
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News Comments > Morning Screenshots
11. Re: Morning Screenshots Jun 11, 2014, 19:26 The Half Elf
 
Since I was working, and had no internet I hereby declare...


SQUEEE!!!

Plus it will be nice to have my GTO Online save from the 360 and not have to start over from scratch.
 
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News Comments > Female Lead Cut from Assassin's Creed: Unity
56. Re: Female Lead Cut from Assassin's Creed: Unity Jun 11, 2014, 18:49 The Half Elf
 
SimplyMonk wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 11:36:
Haven't played an AC since the second and I didn't see this game changing that but I will say it still disappoints me. Played Mass Effect 1 through twice. First time male. Second time female. Vastly enjoyed the voice acting and dialogue and atmosphere the female character presented far more than my male play through. Maybe it was because I played her as Renegade and the male as Paragon that added to that, but sometimes just having a female lead in a stereotypical male role is refreshing.

Needless to say, I only played through ME2 once with my female character. Still haven't gotten around to ME3. Maybe once my daughter is old enough to play them.

That's exactly what I did with the Mass Effect Series. My 'normal save the day' guy, and then I replay it as a cold hearted BITCH because lets face it, most women are that evil, they just hold it in check for 'special occasions'
 
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News Comments > More Games to Support AMD's Mantle
17. Re: More Games to Support AMD's Mantle Jun 11, 2014, 16:28 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 15:28:
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 14:57:
So for someone who doesn't usually follow AMD stuff ever and without googling, what the hell is this mantle anyways? Someone give me a quick breakdown.

It's AMD's new proprietary graphics acceleration technology. In key locations around the globe, they're able to pump liquid nitrogen past the earth's crust deep into the mantle where they harvest neutrinos given off by the massive temperature differential. They then use these neutrinos to power vast racks of servers in the cloud that AMD procs tap into to accelerate games and other graphics. Although they were claiming increases of 30-40% (which happened in special cases), in most cases improvement was only around 10%, so like NewMaxx said, more evolutionary than revolutionary.

Amazed

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 9, 2014, 09:27 The Half Elf
 
E3 te for some booth boys.... oh... nevermind  
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