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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Memorial Tech Bits
8. Re: Out of the Blue May 27, 2014, 05:03 The Half Elf
 
Mashiki Amiketo wrote on May 27, 2014, 00:12:
Creston wrote on May 26, 2014, 23:41:

Man, that is a fucking STYLISH jacket Niko's wearing!
Niko, my man let's go to a titty bar!

Neeeeko! Let's go Bowling!
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen at $44M
47. Re: Out of the Blue May 25, 2014, 09:49 The Half Elf
 
Rigs wrote on May 24, 2014, 23:34:
NKD wrote on May 24, 2014, 14:56:
Reagle is obviously suffering from some kind of mental illness. You can see the escalating weirdness in his post history. It's like reading the post history of some 10 year old kid.

Popcorn Well, my weekend's booked!

[VG]Reagle wrote on May 24, 2014, 14:37:
Its not hate if its true...try to get a copy of Freelancer and let me know how that goes for you.

Dude, I'm literally holding the cd in my hand as I type this...really, I can throw it up in the air and everything! It's got pretty artwork on it too...

...and if I flip it over, now who's that handsome fellow on the back?! Hmm, well, that must be Chris Roberts! Wow! Hi, Chris! Oh, cool, he waved back at me! Hey, guys, Chris Roberts waved at me!!! OMG! Oh, wait, what's this? He wants to kiss? Oh, well, ok, who am I to say 'No' to Chris Roberts?!

*smooch*

Wow, he's a good kisser!

*makes out with cd*


=-Rigs-=

My Freelancer CD even gave me a reach around
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen at $44M
19. Re: Star Citizen at $44M May 24, 2014, 15:50 The Half Elf
 
HorrorScope wrote on May 24, 2014, 14:02:
The Half Elf wrote on May 24, 2014, 13:52:
So what's the cheapest to pledge now to get the hanger and Dog Fighting whatever it's called now?

Not sure, but I feel the weakness in you. Cannot resist...

You have to admit, even if the game never comes out he's doing a damn good job of selling it. And I enjoyed the Wing Commander series, Xwing series, Privateer, Freelancer and just can't grasp the depth of the X series, so I'm itching for some more space combat/universe goodness.
 
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News Comments > Saturday Consolidation
3. Re: Saturday Consolidation May 24, 2014, 14:34 The Half Elf
 
Nothing to see here till Tuesday.

Move along... move along.

This comment was edited on May 24, 2014, 15:40.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen at $44M
5. Re: Star Citizen at $44M May 24, 2014, 13:52 The Half Elf
 
So what's the cheapest to pledge now to get the hanger and Dog Fighting whatever it's called now?  
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News Comments > Star Wars: Attack Squadrons Grounded
1. Re: Star Wars: Attack Squadrons Grounded May 24, 2014, 13:47 The Half Elf
 
It's bad when TOR's space combat was better then this trash. They should have just released Battlefront 2 for free.  
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News Comments > Game Reviews
7. Re: Game Reviews May 23, 2014, 13:05 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 23, 2014, 12:35:
The Rum Tug Cutter is a curious cat.

*hides the laser pointers... and rum*
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
7. Re: Out of the Blue May 23, 2014, 12:56 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on May 23, 2014, 10:51:
Ha! Gary's thoughts on Star Wars! He'll be a good fit!


Hard to believe that he use to be the Main Editor at PC Gamer.
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Videos
18. Re: Watch Dogs Videos May 23, 2014, 12:30 The Half Elf
 
NKD wrote on May 23, 2014, 11:49:
Conan's video is basically an accurate depiction of how most people play open world sandbox games.

You have no idea how accurate that is. Got the BF started with Assassin's Creed 2 (after not playing anything since a N64 and some World of Warcraft) and while it was sad (but so fucking funny) we moved onto GTA5, and I have to say Conan has amazing driving skills!

Anyway... the old thing that I see that bothers me in the video's is how motorcycles handle (which GTA4 and 5 nailed).

4 DAYS!

SQUEEE!!
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
15. Re: Morning Consolidation May 23, 2014, 06:46 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on May 23, 2014, 00:02:
@Helf: I thought your bf was a gamer?

He is, but his pc system is ok (he loved the hell out of the Batman Arkham series), but isn't the best in the world when it comes to games like Assassin's Creed and sandbox 3rd person games.
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Launch Trailer
21. Re: Watch Dogs Launch Trailer May 22, 2014, 21:58 The Half Elf
 
Well my major complaints with GTA5 is this
Bad Conduct for blowing up other people car's.
Lack of any interiors like GTA4 where players could hold up and take on 5 star police (Clukin Bell, Hospital, etc)
Heists and meaningful Club events.
Lack of side stuff to do like RDR and GTA4.
Still not announced for PC.
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Launch Trailer
15. Re: Watch Dogs Launch Trailer May 22, 2014, 19:21 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 22, 2014, 19:17:
Fion wrote on May 22, 2014, 18:41:
Cutter wrote on May 22, 2014, 17:44:
Squee?

Wow hell musta frozen over, cutter squee'ing!


oh um... squee!

Oh hell no! I was just waiting for Helf's squee. The squeeing he doth love.

Squee for meh boy! Squee like a pig in heat! LOL
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Launch Trailer
10. Re: Watch Dogs Launch Trailer May 22, 2014, 19:03 The Half Elf
 
xXBatmanXx wrote on May 22, 2014, 18:24:
Graphically looks like shit.

99% scripted, 1% chase scenes.....not good.....

Please prove me wrong game.....

Now Batz... don't be hating, I mean you do play Elder Scrolls Online
(you know I love ya right? *snickers*)
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
12. Re: Morning Consolidation May 22, 2014, 18:50 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 22, 2014, 15:47:
The Half Elf wrote on May 22, 2014, 11:19:
5 days!

Squee?

SQUEEEEE!

The BF bought me the Collectors Edition Guide as a belated b-day present, (which I wouldn't have bought), but considering he knows that May 27th is Watch Dogs day, and that he cannot come over because I flat out told him I would ignore him (not to mention hook up the 40 inch tv to the computer) he'd be screwed out of watching Netflix as well.

Been awhile since I've been this excited for a game (GTA4 was the last on my OMG! list).
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Launch Trailer
7. Re: Watch Dogs Launch Trailer May 22, 2014, 17:58 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on May 22, 2014, 17:44:
Squee?

SQUEEEE INDEED! 5 days! And Tuesday off!



SQUEEEEEEEE *cough cough*
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
3. Re: Morning Consolidation May 22, 2014, 11:19 The Half Elf
 
5 days!  
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News Comments > Batman: Arkham Knight Trailer
4. Re: Batman: Arkham Knight Trailer May 21, 2014, 21:58 The Half Elf
 
I just want to be able to play as Robin or Nightwing in the campaign.  
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News Comments > Offworld Trading Company Announced
12. Re: Offworld Trading Company Announced May 20, 2014, 01:06 The Half Elf
 
So I clicked through the tabs on the webpage and not a single one has ANY sort of game artwork. I click on a link they have to another website that did an interview and I get to see some concept art. Why the hell isn't this on the game page somewhere?  
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News Comments > Offworld Trading Company Announced
1. Re: Offworld Trading Company Announced May 19, 2014, 19:55 The Half Elf
 
How about some fucking pictures of the game instead of slathering 'BUY NOW!' on the front page?  
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News Comments > F.E.A.R. Online Beta Next Week
10. Re: F.E.A.R. Online Beta Next Week May 19, 2014, 13:17 The Half Elf
 
Didn't even know this was being made until today.
And after watching the video, there are a few things that concern me.
Players don't have any sort of shadows, and most of the critters in the video don't have shadows, except in what looks like cinematics or ingame cinematics. Texture quality is all over the board. Cinematics have good textures but everything gameplay wise looks worse then when FEAR came out.
If you could throw in some Left 4 Dead and let players play the evil/Alma side I'd be all for it.
 
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