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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Nickname The Half Elf
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Description Using a steering wheel on a Burnout game is like using the Space Shuttle controls to fly a kite.
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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User ID 12670
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
6. Re: Into the Black Apr 10, 2015, 01:50 The Half Elf
 
Cutter I'll be needing the address of your new residence... at least once the hot tub is done. I'll even bring beer!

*realized that sounds reaaallly bad in a gay sorta way*
 
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News Comments > I am Bread Early Access [Updated]
4. Re: I am Bread Early Access Apr 10, 2015, 01:08 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 21:37:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 20:01:
I am not sure why, but I want this. And about 5 people and a few cases of beer to play this with

I'm going to make a game about you titled 'I am Stumpy'.

I prefer "Speed Bump". Ask me why on Steam as it's a bit adult lol.
 
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News Comments > I am Bread Early Access [Updated]
1. Re: I am Bread Early Access Apr 9, 2015, 20:01 The Half Elf
 
I am not sure why, but I want this. And about 5 people and a few cases of beer to play this with  
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads
20. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads Apr 9, 2015, 13:31 The Half Elf
 
Yosemite Sam wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 13:27:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 09:53:
4 Days 9 hours 7 mins.

62d 4h 44m 36s ... and that's just online, it's a fun game

I had it when I had my 360 and played just after launch until Xmas time (my character still has his elf hat on), but haven't gotten to play any of the good stuff yet.
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads
19. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads Apr 9, 2015, 13:29 The Half Elf
 
If you built a monster rig, and can't throw down 50 bucks for a game.....?

I mean could I afford GTA 5 right now? Yes, but there is only so many ramen and mac n cheese/hot dogs I can tolerate in a month.
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads
10. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads Apr 9, 2015, 11:58 The Half Elf
 
DukeFNukem wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 11:52:
The Half Elf wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 09:53:
4 Days 9 hours 7 mins.



SQUEE!
I think someone has too much time on their hands. Maybe you could go back and play through the first 4 games in the series? Or you can keep that glazed over look in your eyes and continue staring into empty space while you count for the next few days.

If you check my Steam profile you'll see I'm playing quite a bit of Star Trek Online and GTA4
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V 4K System Requirements
7. Re: Grand Theft Auto V 4K System Requirements Apr 9, 2015, 10:40 The Half Elf
 
I refuse to be referred to as "Stumpy".  
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V 4K System Requirements
4. Re: Grand Theft Auto V 4K System Requirements Apr 9, 2015, 10:28 The Half Elf
 
MajorD wrote on Apr 9, 2015, 10:25:
Whew..... Whew

Sorry SpectralMeat, it doesn't sound like I'll be selling you my 780ti for a $100 bucks now.

I'll offer 160!

Having to look which kidney I no longer love the most, as the 560ti has done a remarkable job over the years, but this may be the game that finally does it in.
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads
1. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Steam Preloads Apr 9, 2015, 09:53 The Half Elf
 
4 Days 9 hours 7 mins.



SQUEE!
 
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News Comments > GTA5 PC Graphics Options Detailed; Game May Span 7 Discs
40. Re: GTA5 PC Graphics Options Detailed; Game May Span 7 Discs Apr 9, 2015, 01:22 The Half Elf
 
Driving and shooting was easy with a M&K in GTA4, why would it be any more difficult in 5?  
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News Comments > Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Press Release
5. Re: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Press Release Apr 8, 2015, 21:32 The Half Elf
 
TangledThorns wrote on Apr 8, 2015, 19:02:
Great trailer. DX:HR is one of my favorite games of all time but I hope this new game won't be delayed as well.

Release Date will be announced at a later date.

When exactly does it matter if there is no date?
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V Preloads
26. Re: Grand Theft Auto V Preloads Apr 8, 2015, 11:43 The Half Elf
 
And a major thank you to Batz for the bday gift.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
4. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 6, 2015, 02:47 The Half Elf
 
Blue, if you ever need a vacation, we are actually sufficient enough to fill our water and food bowls our selfs  
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News Comments > The Talos Principle Serious DLC for Free
2. Re: The Talos Principle Serious DLC for Free Apr 4, 2015, 14:51 The Half Elf
 
Ray where the fuck have you been?!?  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
3. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 3, 2015, 13:35 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 3, 2015, 12:37:
You what's a great flick to watch on Good Friday?

The Long Good Friday
Just for nin to watch.
 
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News Comments > BF Hardline Patch Notes: Couch Nerf Incoming
22. Re: BF Hardline Patch Notes: Couch Nerf Incoming Apr 3, 2015, 02:07 The Half Elf
 
Malachii wrote on Apr 2, 2015, 15:03:
So many negative Nancy's. I'm having a blast with the game and different modes and have not yet ridden the couch of love. Not to mention I've had zero issues since launch.

Compared to the BF4 launch, this has been fantastic. I remember mid game crashing non stop at launch and services not running like Battle log.

The only positive I have about this game is that Origin's return policy.
 
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News Comments > Grand Theft Auto V 60FPS PC Trailer
68. Re: Grand Theft Auto V 60FPS PC Trailer Apr 3, 2015, 00:35 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Apr 2, 2015, 18:14:
Acleacius wrote on Apr 2, 2015, 16:24:
I will probably never play this, since it offers no neutral or good choice paths in the story. I do hope it's successful PC port sales, so rockstar will get off their dumbasses and port Red Dead Redemption.

Well, technically you don't have to be a bad guy. No one is forcing you go commit crimes in-game. You can play virtual tourist and just travel around taking in the sites.


I turned GTA 4 into a Bus Driving City Simulator for my nephew when he was 5.
 
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News Comments > Nobody's Fool 2015 Part Five
12. Re: Nobody's Fool 2015 Part Five Apr 2, 2015, 15:32 The Half Elf
 
That's what ya get for bringing up bronies.  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
18. Re: Out of the Blue Apr 2, 2015, 15:02 The Half Elf
 
Until women use the same set of rules for clothes as guys, I'm going with whatever is warmest temp wise!  
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News Comments > Nobody's Fool 2015 Part Five
8. Re: Nobody's Fool 2015 Part Five Apr 2, 2015, 14:54 The Half Elf
 
Cutter, go watch the video, where it flat out says it's going to be rated R.

Love ya dearly, but that went so far over your head it made the Hubble look like it buzzed the tower.
 
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