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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Dead Rising 3 Patch
2. Re: Dead Rising 3 Patch Sep 11, 2014, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 19:39:
Dead Rising, sounds like Viagra at Halloween.

*Tetanus shots sold separately

Or as Robin William once said 'THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!'
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. Sep 11, 2014, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
Midtown Madness, Mechwarrior, Monster Truck Madness, Motorcross Madness, Crimson Skies, Shadowrun, am I missing any?  
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News Comments > Star Citizen DFM Patch Imminent
30. Re: Star Citizen DFM Patch Imminent Sep 11, 2014, 15:22 The Half Elf
 
Wallshadows wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 09:49:
After seeing some of the battlestation setups by fans, I now understand how this game has an almost limitless pool of funds to tap in to.

Some of those setups are just disgustingly awesome.

Even comes with a Kilrathi Co-Pilot
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
6. Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 11, 2014, 14:08 The Half Elf
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 09:47:
I am looking forward to Horizon 2. It sounds like it will be an awesome game.

Horizon 1 was Need for Speed meets half of what Forza offered. Take all the stuff from Forza and put it in the open world of Horizon that would be great, but it was just another Need for Speed game without the core of Forza.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 11, 2014, 14:05 The Half Elf
 
Before the events of 9/11/2001, today would be the 43rd wedding anniversary of my parents. Wherever they are, I hope they are having fun.  
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News Comments > Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced
10. Re: Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced Sep 11, 2014, 13:47 The Half Elf
 
Just bring back StarFleet Command as a MMORPG with the Dynaverse and I'd be onboard. Hell even better bring back Bridge Commander as a MMORPG with all the super sexy ship damage and... cuse me while I go express myself in the bedroom.....

That being said, Lock Box Online.. er Star Trek Online is so fucking stale that I'm bored to tears.

 
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News Comments > etc.
2. Re: etc. Sep 9, 2014, 14:51 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 9, 2014, 10:44:
My, what an odd story. That's certainly....queer.

It's fucking stupid. If you can't be creative enough without using gay, lesbian, queer, or homosexual, to create a story for your Sims, then please go die a quiet death.

Swear to all things holy that I need to do a TED talk about how women need to stfu about sexism in gaming. (Side rant but all this bullshit is wearing thing, and I couldn't even fuck the brains out of Vega in Mass Effect 3, but I could bone the lonely shuttle pilot. That's like Captain Picard wanting to fuck Riker, but due to choices fucked Lt Barkley from TNG/Voyager.)
 
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News Comments > Uncanny Valley Demo
2. Re: Uncanny Valley Demo Sep 8, 2014, 19:58 The Half Elf
 
Ah yes, the game with the giant penis and vagina (or as us gay guys call it 'The Uncanny Valley'

This comment was edited on Sep 8, 2014, 20:25.
 
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News Comments > WBIE TMs WB Play
6. Re: WBIE TMs WB Play Sep 7, 2014, 16:32 The Half Elf
 
Problem is they have at least 2 more Lego The Hobbit games coming out along with anything The Hobbit/LoTR related, another Batman/Rocksteady game, and the license to Harry Potter.

Why they are deciding to do this now is rather bizarre, but I could easily see some Exec. somewhere drinking the blood of a EA Marketing Exec and think this is a good idea.
 
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News Comments > Evening Crowdfunding Roundup
2. Re: Evening Crowdfunding Roundup Sep 6, 2014, 09:50 The Half Elf
 
Looks good until you look at the backers and see you can get a 1 year premium subscription.  
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News Comments > Into the Black
2. Re: Into the Black Sep 5, 2014, 19:02 The Half Elf
 
BURN IT WITH FIRE, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT, DIE DIE DIE!  
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News Comments > Into the Black
1. Re: Into the Black Sep 4, 2014, 20:31 The Half Elf
 
Was going to respond to nin and say there were two female comedian legends left besides Betty White, who were Carol Burnett and Joan Rivers earlier but dealing with a massive toothache and took a nap.

*gets shivers down his spine*
 
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News Comments > Australian Steam Refund Demands Detailed
5. Re: Australian Steam Refund Demands Detailed Sep 4, 2014, 09:54 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Sep 4, 2014, 09:44:
Good on Australia. Valve's refusal to refund money on purely broken games is horseshit.

I've had success with them on all but 1 occasion (then again that's 1 in 4 times). But Valve actually have someone to call and take to?!? Was locked out of my account for a week due to a bug with the Family View Pin number.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 4, 2014, 09:45 The Half Elf
 
YOU ALREADY TOOK ROBIN WILLIAMS! YOU SHALL NOT HAVE BETTY WHITE!  
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News Comments > SEGA's Aliens: Colonial Marines Lawsuit Response
3. Re: SEGA's Aliens: Colonial Marines Lawsuit Response Sep 3, 2014, 21:50 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Sep 3, 2014, 21:03:
showing an internal email fretting "Randy [Pitchford] doing whatever the f*ck he likes,"

He's like a honey badger, only he makes the other honey badgers look bad. Has anyone coined the phrase "Pitchfucked" yet? Cause if not, I'm gonna...

"It's been Pitchfucked!"

"It's been Pitchfucked and Flagshipped!"

Reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers where Myers and Cain are having a conversation in British Slang and all you get out of it is ????

 
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News Comments > EA Taps Starbucks Vet as CMO
32. Re: EA's Taps Starbucks Vet as CMO Sep 3, 2014, 19:34 The Half Elf
 
Overpriced coffee Marketing guy now works for EA with the release of Sims 4 with less standard features of the previous game.

Goodbye EA! It was nice knowing you.
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Bad Blood DLC This Month
23. Re: Watch Dogs Bad Blood DLC This Month Sep 3, 2014, 19:31 The Half Elf
 
wtf_man wrote on Sep 3, 2014, 13:20:
Did they fix the mouse and keyboard driving yet?

Not buying this game until that is fixed.

On another note... I'm ordering a XIM4, for my PS4 soon... if that doesn't prove how anti-gamepad-contoller I am, I don't know what will.

Told you in 2 other posts, that a simple google search and file edit will take care of your problem.

BTW how do you know there are any control issues with the game if you haven't bought it?
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
4. Re: Into the Black Sep 2, 2014, 21:44 The Half Elf
 
Needs 2x the speed and the Benny Hill theme

Funny but staged
 
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News Comments > City of Heroes Revival?
14. Re: City of Heroes Revival? Sep 2, 2014, 16:39 The Half Elf
 
City of X was a great game, was. Game was never balanced out, you could hit max level within a few hours just sitting inside the door on a mission, then they added custom content so you could powerlevel a brand new character without ever leaving Atlas Park. Amazing Character customization (costume wise), and some really amazing content.

Then they said 'fuck it' and put in the least amount of work needed to keep it on life support.
 
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News Comments > Open Letter to the Gaming Community
25. Re: Open Letter to the Gaming Community Sep 2, 2014, 14:35 The Half Elf
 
Verno wrote on Sep 2, 2014, 11:10:
After all we did such a good job eliminating it from narrower sources, let alone the internet.

Take a stand everyone, take a stand on taking a stand too while you're at it Bulb

*pulls up a stool*
All this standing if wearing me out.
 
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