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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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News Comments > Saturday Consolidation
3. Re: Saturday Consolidation Jun 14, 2014, 13:56 The Half Elf
 
They would really need to work on the vehicle controls if they wanted me to double dip on this again.  
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News Comments > It Came from E3 2014, Part 7
8. Re: It Came from E3 2014, Part 7 Jun 14, 2014, 10:05 The Half Elf
 
Ladron3dfx wrote on Jun 13, 2014, 21:25:
http://youtu.be/85M3LnoHz6o

40 males, 4 females. E3 2014.

Girls are most welcome in my video game treehouse, it's not a 'boys only' club.

It was fucking stupid. Yes we need a female Batman/Solid Snake/Sherlock Holmes, who the fuck is going to play them? Fandango Paper Bag Puppets?

Crackdown will have a female choice, same with Dragon Age, Ass Creed will have plenty of choices in multiplayer.

But when you have games on their 3rd or 4th in the series (Batman, Uncharted, Metal Gear) how the fuck are you suppose to just drop the main character and throw in a women?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
12. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 13, 2014, 14:11 The Half Elf
 
Friday the 13th, which translate into 'fucking idiots and morons who randomly drop 40 IQ points in 1 day'.


*mumbles* stupid fucking people....

BTW the Falcon only has 1 door and 1 ramp and 1 topside hatch. Considering the door slides open to the cockpit, how did it fall on his leg?

Next thing you know we'll hear about spontaneous combustible ewoks!
 
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News Comments > BF Early Access Possible
21. Re: BF Early Access Possible Jun 13, 2014, 13:57 The Half Elf
 
It's utter bullshit. Anyone remember the video for BF3 showing they had a ton more QA testers (and whoever was the best got to wear the crappy headwear)?
BF4 comes out and it's a cluster fuck to the point they had to publicly announce that they halted all other DICE projects to 'finish' BF4.

You offer your next BF game at 29.99 for early access as a bonus to help fix the game before launch and I'd be onboard.
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
5. Re: etc., etc. Jun 12, 2014, 23:10 The Half Elf
 
Considering the playable character in Far Cry 3 was utter crap, the ONLY way to make a half decent female character would be to rip off Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider reboot.

I mean really the military brother gets killed at the start and this stuck up, self absorbed no skill brother becomes the great white man chosen by the gods to hunt down an entire island's military, hunt animals, and get high and tattoo'd all within a few days/weeks?

'No we couldn't make a playable female character, because who wants to look down at naked tits when we can put them on a perfectly good women... I mean it was that or put mirrors in the game, but with the 'feel yourself up' quick time events it would have pushed the release date back even farther!' -Far Cry 4 Devs
 
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News Comments > Torment: Tides of Numenera Delayed Again
9. Re: Torment: Tides of Numenera Delayed Again Jun 12, 2014, 22:52 The Half Elf
 
Want to make sure I have this straight... inXile did a kickstarter for Wasteland's 2 that hit it's funding goal (by almost 2 times the original goal), and then they did another kickstarter with the same team (that hit 4 times original goal). So they are working on 2 games at one time with the same team and then are pushing back (after several delays) the first game due to money issues because the game has become to large, and affecting the second game with a much larger budget?

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but something just doesn't seem right.
 
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News Comments > Star Citizen Hits $46M; May End Stretch Goals
3. Re: Star Citizen Hits $46M; May End Stretch Goals Jun 12, 2014, 21:34 The Half Elf
 
How the hell did he get off my ignore list (then again he's the only person on it)?

Hmmm

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News Comments > GamersGate Summer Sale
7. Re: GamersGate Summer Sale Jun 12, 2014, 21:30 The Half Elf
 
I'm not seeing anything that I would call a 'Steam Sale Price' during the sale so far.  
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News Comments > Morning Screenshots
11. Re: Morning Screenshots Jun 11, 2014, 19:26 The Half Elf
 
Since I was working, and had no internet I hereby declare...


SQUEEE!!!

Plus it will be nice to have my GTO Online save from the 360 and not have to start over from scratch.
 
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News Comments > Female Lead Cut from Assassin's Creed: Unity
56. Re: Female Lead Cut from Assassin's Creed: Unity Jun 11, 2014, 18:49 The Half Elf
 
SimplyMonk wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 11:36:
Haven't played an AC since the second and I didn't see this game changing that but I will say it still disappoints me. Played Mass Effect 1 through twice. First time male. Second time female. Vastly enjoyed the voice acting and dialogue and atmosphere the female character presented far more than my male play through. Maybe it was because I played her as Renegade and the male as Paragon that added to that, but sometimes just having a female lead in a stereotypical male role is refreshing.

Needless to say, I only played through ME2 once with my female character. Still haven't gotten around to ME3. Maybe once my daughter is old enough to play them.

That's exactly what I did with the Mass Effect Series. My 'normal save the day' guy, and then I replay it as a cold hearted BITCH because lets face it, most women are that evil, they just hold it in check for 'special occasions'
 
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News Comments > More Games to Support AMD's Mantle
17. Re: More Games to Support AMD's Mantle Jun 11, 2014, 16:28 The Half Elf
 
jdreyer wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 15:28:
Tipsy McStagger wrote on Jun 11, 2014, 14:57:
So for someone who doesn't usually follow AMD stuff ever and without googling, what the hell is this mantle anyways? Someone give me a quick breakdown.

It's AMD's new proprietary graphics acceleration technology. In key locations around the globe, they're able to pump liquid nitrogen past the earth's crust deep into the mantle where they harvest neutrinos given off by the massive temperature differential. They then use these neutrinos to power vast racks of servers in the cloud that AMD procs tap into to accelerate games and other graphics. Although they were claiming increases of 30-40% (which happened in special cases), in most cases improvement was only around 10%, so like NewMaxx said, more evolutionary than revolutionary.

Amazed

 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
2. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 9, 2014, 09:27 The Half Elf
 
E3 te for some booth boys.... oh... nevermind  
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Jun 7, 2014, 10:40 The Half Elf
 
Flying Delorians come NEXT year!  
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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
15. Re: The hidden problem Jun 6, 2014, 00:05 The Half Elf
 
Pigeon wrote on Jun 5, 2014, 08:56:
I rarely use Chrome, but can't you increase the font and everything through a simple keystroke like ctrl+ ? I know you can with firefox.

control and mouse wheel up or down.
 
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Phone Hacking Video
3. Re: Watch Dogs Phone Hacking Video Jun 5, 2014, 22:19 The Half Elf
 
I've never seen the option for a multi-team version of the game, or played in one. Not to mention the hacks are rather obvious and obnoxious.  
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Phone Hacking Video
1. Re: Watch Dogs Phone Hacking Video Jun 5, 2014, 18:23 The Half Elf
 
Has anyone been able to play Team Decrypt the file? I've looked and can't even find any sort of settings.  
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News Comments > Watch Dogs Conspiracy! DLC Released
15. Re: Watch Dogs Conspiracy! DLC Released Jun 5, 2014, 16:50 The Half Elf
 
PropheT wrote on Jun 5, 2014, 15:22:
SpectralMeat wrote on Jun 5, 2014, 13:48:
That DLC didn't take long to come out

I think it's the one that came with one of the special editions, so it was available on release; this is just so people who didn't get that version can buy it separately.

Nope didn't come with the Digital Deluxe edition.
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
5. Re: Morning Consolidation Jun 5, 2014, 14:18 The Half Elf
 
Horizon wasn't bad, but it was more Forza Need for Speed, vs Forza in an open world (which would be awesome).  
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News Comments > etc.
8. Re: etc. Jun 4, 2014, 17:53 The Half Elf
 
1) It's his game he can do whatever the fuck they want in it.
2) The game has a dark side. Seen several npc's who frequently internet search the word 'rape' Not to mention the human trafficking part of the game.
3) Seen lots of funny shit like 'Steve White' who was a gay black guy (there is a joke in Steel Magnolia's 'All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve') So I was laughing pretty hard about it.
 
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News Comments > Dying Light E3 Trailer
6. Re: Dying Light E3 Trailer Jun 4, 2014, 17:35 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Jun 4, 2014, 17:01:
It looks awesome to me, but I never played Dead Island, so maybe that has something to do with it.

I'm definitely freaking excited for it. Can't wait to play it.

There is no way in hell I'm paying more then 15 bucks for this game after Dead Island and Riptide.
 
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