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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 19, 2014, 13:39 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 19, 2014, 12:32:
This is a new Canadian band that's making waves on the indie scene. Give them a listen and enjoy. The song is pretty addictive.

Always - Marry Me Archie

Problem is I can barely hear the lyrics over the music.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
1. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 19, 2014, 10:56 The Half Elf
 
As a Home Depot employee who works only with contractors, it's been 'interesting' dealing with this. Which to say hasn't been as bad as I thought it would be, but from a consumer level isn't fun.  
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News Comments > Evening Crowdfunding Roundup
6. Re: Evening Crowdfunding Roundup Sep 18, 2014, 22:20 The Half Elf
 
Still would pay 60 bucks for updated graphical version of Jedi Knight Outcast or Academy.  
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News Comments > The Evil Within TGS Trailer
14. Re: The Evil Within TGS Trailer Sep 17, 2014, 19:19 The Half Elf
 
Wetworks24 wrote on Sep 17, 2014, 09:27:
I've already preordered The Evil Within. Not going to watch this trailer because I heard it has a major spoiler. I'm going black on this title until it comes out.

And from your posting history you sound like a paid shill.
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
10. Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 16, 2014, 15:25 The Half Elf
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Sep 16, 2014, 09:12:
Looking forward to check out the Forza Horizon 2 demo tonight.

Since I no longer have a console I highly miss the Forza series, and would greatly appreciate your feedback compared to the first Horizon.
 
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News Comments > MS to Reveal $2.5B Mojang Deal Tomorrow?
1. Re: MS to Reveal $2.5B Mojang Deal Tomorrow? Sep 14, 2014, 10:26 The Half Elf
 
Nice knowing you Minecraft.  
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News Comments > The Crew Trailer
6. Re: The Crew Trailer Sep 12, 2014, 09:16 The Half Elf
 
I was signed for the beta when they first offered it and finally got in for part of the last closed beta which was for 5 days. As a person who has owned all the forza games the controls with a controller were fine but the car handling was horrible. Granted I didn't get very far into the game, it should be on the devs to properly setup the controls so players don't have to wade through the forums to fix fundamental issues. That being said while TDU 1 and 2 were ok they never had the SIM aspects of the forza series.it's an arcade racer pure and simple in the vein of need for speed.  
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News Comments > Dying Light Early
14. Re: Dying Light Early Sep 12, 2014, 00:10 The Half Elf
 
Dead Island had an amazing CGI trailer, gameplay was bland (jump kick everything to death), Riptide wasn't much better. Reason for the Aliens CM reference is that even with gameplay footage, what we are getting on our computers isn't living up to what was shown.  
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News Comments > The Crew Trailer
2. Re: The Crew Trailer Sep 11, 2014, 21:28 The Half Elf
 
Pretty interested in this title, but sadly the closed beta was only for a few days.

Ubisoft is becoming the king of really boring/empty sandboxes.
 
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News Comments > Dead Rising 3 Patch
4. Re: Dead Rising 3 Patch Sep 11, 2014, 21:26 The Half Elf
 
eRe4s3r wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 20:39:
The Half Elf wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 20:12:
Cutter wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 19:39:
Dead Rising, sounds like Viagra at Halloween.

*Tetanus shots sold separately

Or as Robin William once said 'THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!'

The good thing about uprisings in the western world is that everyone is too fat to get up anymore Also fat people zombie apocalypse isn't as scary as it sounds ;p

Imagine Left 4 Dead with only Boomers
 
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News Comments > Dying Light Early
5. Re: Dying Light Early Sep 11, 2014, 20:15 The Half Elf
 
Sorry Devs,
After Aliens CM and Dead Island/Riptide, there is just no way in hell that I'm pre-ordering anything from ya.


For those of you who don't understand, tired of really awesome cgi video's and gameplay video's only to be highly disapointed later.

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News Comments > Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced
16. Re: Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced Sep 11, 2014, 20:14 The Half Elf
 
Wildone wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 15:54:
BRIDGE COMMANDER WITH OCULUS RIFT!!!!!!!!!!

Would be awesome except when ya had to break your neck looking at the science officer behind ya.
 
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News Comments > Dead Rising 3 Patch
2. Re: Dead Rising 3 Patch Sep 11, 2014, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 19:39:
Dead Rising, sounds like Viagra at Halloween.

*Tetanus shots sold separately

Or as Robin William once said 'THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!'
 
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News Comments > etc., etc.
2. Re: etc., etc. Sep 11, 2014, 20:12 The Half Elf
 
Midtown Madness, Mechwarrior, Monster Truck Madness, Motorcross Madness, Crimson Skies, Shadowrun, am I missing any?  
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News Comments > Star Citizen DFM Patch Imminent
30. Re: Star Citizen DFM Patch Imminent Sep 11, 2014, 15:22 The Half Elf
 
Wallshadows wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 09:49:
After seeing some of the battlestation setups by fans, I now understand how this game has an almost limitless pool of funds to tap in to.

Some of those setups are just disgustingly awesome.

Even comes with a Kilrathi Co-Pilot
 
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News Comments > Morning Consolidation
6. Re: Morning Consolidation Sep 11, 2014, 14:08 The Half Elf
 
SpectralMeat wrote on Sep 11, 2014, 09:47:
I am looking forward to Horizon 2. It sounds like it will be an awesome game.

Horizon 1 was Need for Speed meets half of what Forza offered. Take all the stuff from Forza and put it in the open world of Horizon that would be great, but it was just another Need for Speed game without the core of Forza.
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
6. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 11, 2014, 14:05 The Half Elf
 
Before the events of 9/11/2001, today would be the 43rd wedding anniversary of my parents. Wherever they are, I hope they are having fun.  
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News Comments > Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced
10. Re: Star Trek: Alien Domain Announced Sep 11, 2014, 13:47 The Half Elf
 
Just bring back StarFleet Command as a MMORPG with the Dynaverse and I'd be onboard. Hell even better bring back Bridge Commander as a MMORPG with all the super sexy ship damage and... cuse me while I go express myself in the bedroom.....

That being said, Lock Box Online.. er Star Trek Online is so fucking stale that I'm bored to tears.

 
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News Comments > etc.
2. Re: etc. Sep 9, 2014, 14:51 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Sep 9, 2014, 10:44:
My, what an odd story. That's certainly....queer.

It's fucking stupid. If you can't be creative enough without using gay, lesbian, queer, or homosexual, to create a story for your Sims, then please go die a quiet death.

Swear to all things holy that I need to do a TED talk about how women need to stfu about sexism in gaming. (Side rant but all this bullshit is wearing thing, and I couldn't even fuck the brains out of Vega in Mass Effect 3, but I could bone the lonely shuttle pilot. That's like Captain Picard wanting to fuck Riker, but due to choices fucked Lt Barkley from TNG/Voyager.)
 
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News Comments > Uncanny Valley Demo
2. Re: Uncanny Valley Demo Sep 8, 2014, 19:58 The Half Elf
 
Ah yes, the game with the giant penis and vagina (or as us gay guys call it 'The Uncanny Valley'

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