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Real Name The Half Elf, CptRanger   
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Description "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. Wonderful, have you tried it?" -Walter Bishop
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Signed On Mar 14, 2002, 15:47
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News Comments > X Rebirth Patch & Free DLC Released
2. Re: X Rebirth Patch & Free DLC Released Dec 11, 2014, 19:10 The Half Elf
 
Creston wrote on Dec 11, 2014, 18:49:
The Teladi Outpost DLC introduces a whole Teladi-controlled system containing two new sectors and over a dozen zones of interest, along with new Teladi and pirate factions, and various new Teladi ships, stations and weapon types. (*)


(*) Please note: new sectors, Teladi and pirate factions, and various new Teladi ships, stations and weapon types not expected to actually work until patch 4.5, somewhere in November of 2015.

I'm still pissed at the state they released this in. A year later, it's finally starting to look somewhat like the game it should have been.


*continues running crappy trade runs in Elite* Oh... what? I sorta remember you X series of games, but like a bad date I'm not looking back. BTW my new boyfriend is AMAZING, and the sex is OUT OF THIS WORLD! Buh-bye!
 
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News Comments > Fortnite Video
4. Re: Fortnite Video Dec 10, 2014, 21:47 The Half Elf
 
Slick wrote on Dec 10, 2014, 20:57:
i got 4 extra keys if anyone's interested, msg me.

Also like a key as well, didn't see a way to contact you through the forums. You can contact me via the forums here or The Half Elf on Steam.

Thanks.
 
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News Comments > Elite: Dangerous Launch Details; Trailer
5. Re: Elite: Dangerous Launch Details; Trailer Dec 10, 2014, 21:08 The Half Elf
 
Wish they'd leave my damn controls alone. Every time I finally get them EXACTLY how I want them, they screw with them again.

Still need to figure out a way to get money, 2k a cargo run is boring as shit.
 
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News Comments > Dying Light Steep Specs Revealed
17. Re: Dying Light Steep Specs Revealed Dec 4, 2014, 21:34 The Half Elf
 
Slick wrote on Dec 4, 2014, 21:21:
yeah, i wouldn't get too focused on the exact numbers for recommended minimum specs. i'm sure a 660 will play the game even if it says it requires a 670. these recommended specs have always been something to take with a giant grain of salt. a veritable salt lick. so i'm not really sure why people are getting all bent out of shape because of it.

the big picture: "this game is demanding on hardware, don't expect to get a solid 120 FPS on a nice rig, don't expect 60 FPS on a 2-year old rig" that's what this story is about. and i'm all for more demanding games.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

and anyone who complains should have their mouse and keyboard stripped from them, and replaced with that awful giant original xbox controller. as that seems to be what they want.


Some of us actually LIKED the original 360 controller. Those of us who don't have tiny hands
 
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News Comments > Into the Black
3. Re: Into the Black Dec 4, 2014, 19:05 The Half Elf
 
It doesn't look bad... it just comes across as unbelievable. At least X-Men Days of Future Past fixed all the problems the 2nd and 3rd movie made, but I don't see how they are going to pull it off without a Spock goes back in time 'thing'.

*shrugs*
 
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News Comments > The Crew Ships; Day One Patch Released
13. Re: The Crew Ships; Day One Patch Released Dec 2, 2014, 17:21 The Half Elf
 
yuastnav wrote on Dec 2, 2014, 16:51:
So what's the word on the street? Is it any good?

I'd just like to play something like Test Drive Unlimited 2 again. Will The Crew scratch that itch?

Forza Horizon's 1 or 2 would EASILY take care of your TDU2 itch (minus the casino).
 
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News Comments > The Crew Launch Trailer
3. Re: Looking forward to this Dec 1, 2014, 23:01 The Half Elf
 
Unless they made some serious changes to handling (all versions) it will be AC Unity part 2. And the embargo doesn't give me much hope.  
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
9. Re: Morning Mobilization Nov 25, 2014, 19:40 The Half Elf
 
nin wrote on Nov 25, 2014, 19:16:
And how does one tell the sexual orientation of various NPCs with this (apparently "LOL" inducing) mod you wrote?

Also, have some rope. Tie it around your neck, so you won't lose it.


nin, something I learned a long time ago. When people say things that are just... stupid... ignorant... infantile, I remember 3 little words.
Consider the source.

Sides the Westboro Baptist Church needs the rope to tie Jesus back on the cross.
 
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News Comments > The Crew Reviews Delay
26. Re: The Crew Reviews Delay Nov 25, 2014, 18:05 The Half Elf
 
Cutter wrote on Nov 25, 2014, 17:56:
Creston wrote on Nov 25, 2014, 13:52:
There will be absolutely no embargo on any type of coverage once the game is available for sale.

That **is** an embargo, you fucking cockweasels.

Holy shit, how to go from "I like these guys!" to "Useless bunch of fucking shitwheels" in a single year: Ubisoft 2014.

Ahh Creston, you come up with the most inventive names. Cockweasels? No idea what that could possibly mean, but damn if isn't funny as hell.


*pulls out chart and shows Cutter*
 
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News Comments > Morning Mobilization
5. Re: Morning Mobilization Nov 25, 2014, 16:32 The Half Elf
 
As the token gay guy on Blues, not a fuck was given. If you want to download crap on your phone, by all means do so. If you want to shoot gay guys, by all means do so. I just ask you start with the flaming gay guys who want to tell you all about last night's episode of American Idol, all the while they are explaining what your fall colors should be. Oh and every other gay person who likes to shove their sexuality in other people's faces with the 'We're here we're queer, just DEAL WITH IT!' bullshit like bible thumpers.

Now excuse me while I go back to looking for men that act like men, not women.
 
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News Comments > The Crew Reviews Delay
19. Re: The Crew Reviews Delay Nov 25, 2014, 15:45 The Half Elf
 
Julio wrote on Nov 25, 2014, 15:34:
I may be the optimist around here on this one, but I'll be playing this on PS4. Really enjoyed Test Drive Unlimited 1 and 2 so why not.

Now if they could only get the open PS4 beta uploaded to the North American servers...

Test Drive 1 was ok, 2 was a mess. The handling in Test Drive 1 and 2, makes it seem like the Forza series next to The Crew.
 
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News Comments > The Crew Reviews Delay
17. Re: The Crew Reviews Delay Nov 25, 2014, 15:28 The Half Elf
 
From what little I played the handling was horrible and it appears nothing has changed in the release version.

Was sorta looking forward to this but Ubi seems to be in a nosedive.
 
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News Comments > Batman: Arkham Knight Trailer
2. Re: Batman: Arkham Knight Trailer Nov 24, 2014, 21:39 The Half Elf
 
Why the hell haven't they added Robin yet? Co-Op this with Robin and I'll gladly fork over 100 bucks.  
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News Comments > Star Citizen FPS Health Detailed
6. Re: Star Citizen FPS Health Detailed Nov 23, 2014, 11:17 The Half Elf
 
Kajetan wrote on Nov 23, 2014, 11:14:
The Half Elf wrote on Nov 23, 2014, 11:04:
Make the SPACE COMBAT SIMULATOR first, THEN make the fucking FPS module.
You dont tell me what to do!

YOU DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! GO TO YOUR ROOM TILL YOUR FATHER GET'S HOME!

*walks off mumbling that I should have used a condom*

 
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News Comments > Star Citizen FPS Health Detailed
3. Re: Star Citizen FPS Health Detailed Nov 23, 2014, 11:04 The Half Elf
 
Make the SPACE COMBAT SIMULATOR first, THEN make the fucking FPS module.  
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News Comments > EVE Online Trailer
5. Re: EVE Online Trailer Nov 22, 2014, 18:38 The Half Elf
 
Ferazel wrote on Nov 22, 2014, 17:22:
If this game wasn't so much work, it might actually be fun!

Exactly. How much time and money did it take to pull off anything shown in that video?
 
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
27. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 21, 2014, 19:07 The Half Elf
 
Happy Birthday Blue.

Thank you for years of your life, dedicated to us.
 
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News Comments > Morning Interviews
15. Re: Morning Interviews Nov 21, 2014, 18:46 The Half Elf
 
Fion wrote on Nov 21, 2014, 12:44:
Personally I prefer that they are zones. Loading up a new zone means that zone can have its own art assets, color palette, textures, etc. The truly open world games generally have to settle on one specific style with little true variation because without a true loading screen the game cannot dump the texture memory from your video card, or on occasion simply does so much more slowly. It's why you start getting crashes when you set ugrids too high in Skyrim.

It's for this reason that the 'zones' in DA:I are incredibly diverse. Besides it loads pretty fast on a SSD.

Ever play World of Warcraft? It might disagree with you. Or GTA5, or Just Cause 2, just to name a few games with diverse area's of a map.
 
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News Comments > Elite: Dangerous Refunds Reconsidered
1. Re: Elite: Dangerous Refunds Reconsidered Nov 21, 2014, 17:33 The Half Elf
 
What's to understand? You said you would have a offline mode. You lied. People want their money back.  
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News Comments > Trials Fusion Multiplayer Beta
1. Re: Trials Fusion Multiplayer Beta Nov 20, 2014, 19:40 The Half Elf
 
A link would be nice Blue.  
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