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Signed On Aug 21, 2001, 15:25
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News Comments > BF1928 for BF1942 & BF2
10. Re: Into the depression... Oct 3, 2005, 11:52 JAGUART
 
No thanks I'd rather wait for Forgotten Hope 2.

Yea, 2008 can't get here fast enough.
 
"I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009.
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News Comments > BF2 Stat Padding Crackdown
52. Re: Freaking EA Sep 1, 2005, 11:35 JAGUART
 
Did you know that the phrase "red headed stepchild" originated from the offspring of slaves and and slave owners? Apparently blacks carry a dominant gene for red hair. You can figure out the rest.  
"I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009.
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News Comments > BF2 Stats Server Downtime
16. Re: Fine...I read the damn thing. Aug 30, 2005, 10:07 JAGUART
 
So if you can only play enough to get one unlock, what unlock would most recommend? The Support unlock?

Play the class, don't play the gun. Select the unlock from the class you play the most.
 
"I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
55. Re: Teh Funny Aug 27, 2005, 12:22 JAGUART
 
Wishing you all the best, Spume

So which is it you stupid fuck?

Your insincerity, grade school name slurring and allusions to homosexual interest isn't exactly showing me your belly. So your offering of friendship is suppressed and killed by you. Besides we're more like family.

you really must find a new object of affection

No.


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News Comments > Out of the Blue
53. Re: Teh Funny Aug 27, 2005, 09:11 JAGUART
 
I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression but when I was paying attention to you earlier it wasn't a come-on. I do hope we can remain friends but you really must find a new object of affection.

Now I am sad. And here I thought Awesome Johnny Spume was a gay porn name.

My Love,
Your not so secret admirer

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News Comments > Out of the Blue
51. Re: Teh Funny Aug 26, 2005, 19:33 JAGUART
 

Red Meat used to be funny. Honest.

So did you. Honest.

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News Comments > Morning Tech Bits
3. No subject Aug 26, 2005, 13:50 JAGUART
 
From The Sun article...

"but the people most excited about music are young and pretty computer-savvy."

Kinda rules you out doesn't it pops? Tell me, does grey tan or are you stuck with that color?
 
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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
28. Re: No subject Aug 26, 2005, 10:13 JAGUART
 
Its a sim which will always turn off those who dont have the patience to learn how to properly operate things.

Not to mention those sexless shut-ins with unintelligible accents who are prone to rambling drunken soliloquies. Yea that would go over on Teamspeak real well.
 
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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
26. Re: No subject Aug 26, 2005, 03:55 JAGUART
 
I wasn't capping a troll so much as sniping a retard.

WWII Online had a large European fan base, so far as I could tell. The Irish were particularly fond of it. Modest gains by North American players were soundly trounced on by AM European players in greater numbers.

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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
24. No subject Aug 26, 2005, 00:43 JAGUART
 
Hey Awesome Spume Gurgler, how's the hangover, loser?  
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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
15. Re: WWII Online Aug 25, 2005, 18:49 JAGUART
 
Hehe.. have another drink... loser = Awesome Spume

Man, I had to come back and edit that post because it looks better with your name in it...


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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
13. Re: WWII Online Aug 25, 2005, 18:46 JAGUART
 
You small little man. Here's to your dead brother you fuck.  
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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
11. Re: WWII Online Aug 25, 2005, 18:29 JAGUART
 
Yea, um who's the freak? I think you're the one in headgear..shouldn't you get back to your "crafting"?

posted by Awesome Spume....
Yeah, we all thought we'd be flying to work in rocket packs by now.

I play video games. I even played MOH and COD (back before I was crippled with CTS and MS became a strain). I'd be more willing to try out Matrix Online than this.

Here's why. About 60 years ago my relatives fought a war with a bunch of Europeans - now unlike the English, Welsh and Scottish my people had the choice whether to sit it out or enlist. Oddly enough a lot decided to enlist because it was, apparently, the right thing to do. Down south, in Dublin where the IRA (Irish teRrorist Army) came from the government was throwing balls for Hitler and loving the attention. You might want to think about that next time you consider a leprechaun. Irish Pixies = Nazis. Anyway. My Grandpa (grandpop) enlisted in the navy. Technically he was 15 at the time and they where the only ones willing to take him. Long story short he survived and went on to marry Kitty. Now Bill and Kitty's first born was Bill(2), followed by Hugh and John. Bill married my mum who was a Banbridge runaway who cut hair to avoid a life of assisting sheep shagging. Her words. Hugh married Dorothy, who is and was notoriously ambitious. She's probably my favourite relative.

Meanwhile John eventually married Barbara back in the 70s. Barbara already had a son who we embraced as our own wholeheartedly. I like the guy and don't even think of him as family when I'm wondering who to torment next. John died at 48 from alcohol related conditions, long after the divorce. He's my favourite uncle.

So, what's my point? Barbara is German. Paul, her son my cousin, is at least half German. His sister, Karen, is a quarter-German Goth chick. Everything else be damned but I like Goth Chicks. Karen's fiance died from a heart defect about 4 years ago but she's built like a brick shithouse. I don't mean fat I mean evil-sturdy. When her guy died I couldn't belive the way this strong woman just collapsed (to date I have not had any major emotional attachments to anyone or anything, so what do I know) but when she'd done grieving she told us all what she wanted us to do. My family is nothing if not resilient. Lately Karen has been seeing a Canadian guy who came here to go to University but who stayed to work for the Alliance party. She has a baby with the other guy (I don't remember his name) but his family didn't want to know. I wish her the best of luck and for a cousin she's still a pretty hot chick.

Or to put it another way. I have no interest in your "world war". We've moved on and your attempts to liken this to a police action in the Middle East is a Waste Of Time

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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
9. No subject Aug 25, 2005, 18:22 JAGUART
 
I can tell you that if you play WWII Online, you'll have a lot more interesting gameplay stories than Awesome Spume's Defective Genealogy Simulator.

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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
8. Re: WWII Online Aug 25, 2005, 18:17 JAGUART
 
A good WWII Online experience is completely dependent on Teamplay. Lone Wolfing in that game will lead to frustration and death. If you don't play in a squad and get on Teamspeak, you might as well not even try the game at all. I can't stress this enough.


Some WWII Online training sites... it literally takes about two weeks of playing to acclimate yourself to the environment, identify sounds (i.e. enemy gunfire) and develop situational awareness. BF1942 and its mods are mere child's play compared to this stuff. There's Teamspeak protocol and in-game lingo and jargon to learn. E.I. stands for Enemy Infantry, E.A. stands for Enemy Armor, PZ stands for Panzer, E.Ar stands for Enemy Aircraft, FB stands for Forward Base (or Fire Base) and so on.

http://www.thetrainer.info/

http://www.chawks.com/WWIIOLfornoobs/TSGuide.htm

http://www.ogm.wwiionline.com/Infantry.htm

http://training.wwiionline.com/scri...ining/index.jsp

http://www.oldabe.org/train_infantry.htm

Game Terminology. Very Useful.
http://training.wwiionline.com/scri...ng/glossary.jsp

Race's WWII Online guide. Quite extensive.

http://www.bkbhq.com/users/race/

Snoop's Training videos. Excellent.

http://www.snoopstuff.com/
 
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News Comments > Battleground Europe Stress Test
6. Re: No subject Aug 25, 2005, 17:59 JAGUART
 
This has to be some kind of record, right? Only FOUR YEARS after launch the first expansion shows up?

Yea to recall an earlier thread, they really milk ya...

I have only TWO complaints about WW2 online. The graphics are dated, but that never bothered me, because they were "good enough" and the gameplay was fantastic...

1. At the start of a campaign they don't lock sides, so each player is able to play either Allied or Axis at any given time. There was a huge numbers advantage of Axis players, many times 4 to 1. In the middle of a campaign you'd have this huge exodus of Allied players switching to Axis and steamrolling the map. Its something that you don't realize when you sign up to play, only after a few weeks in the middle of a campaign do you realize what happens. I immediately unsubscribed after I found this out.

2. The graphics are scalable and its possible to scale down your graphics to display the bare minimum of foliage. A player who has his graphics on HIGH thinks he is hiding in foliage, when in reality he appears completely in the open to a player who has scaled his graphics back to low.

If you decide to play the trial YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST get in a squad and get on some type of voice chat with other players. If you do not do those two things you will die constantly, become frustrated and hate the game. My first week I nearly un-installed a half dozen times until I squaded up and got on Teamspeak. I had a great time until I found out about the above two niggles. Dealing with the numbers imbalance and team switching in the middle of a campaign was total BS.

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News Comments > BF2 Stats Back, Chat Log
12. Re: No subject Aug 13, 2005, 06:08 JAGUART
 
"Geez It takes me MINUITES to log in!"

Dial-Up? I didn't think so.
 
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News Comments > Romero Departs Midway
33. Re: Asshole Jul 13, 2005, 13:02 JAGUART
 
What's that guy worth anyways? Anyone know?  
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News Comments > Battlefield 2 Patch
6. Re: first Jul 6, 2005, 15:15 JAGUART
 
Bitorrent Link

http://www.3dgamers.com/dlexit/torrent/games/battlefield2/bf2patch_v_101.exe.html
 
"I like to play female characters in MMORPGs to trick men into homosexual chat." - space captain, June 18th, 2009.
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News Comments > Battlefield 2 Server Released, Patches Today
38. Re: BF2 Info Sources Jul 6, 2005, 14:19 JAGUART
 
This is a great site. I contributed the EAX driver page, gleened from other sources. Getting the Audigy drives to work on your SB Live! cards really does work.

http://www.shackbattles.com/wiki/index.php/Battlefield_2
 
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