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Real Name James Holbrook   
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Nickname Hyatus
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Description I'm me...duh. ~,^
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Signed On Jul 14, 2001, 22:15
Total Comments 1093 (Pro)
User ID 10334
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News Comments > Poker Night 2 Preorders
3. Re: Poker Night 2 Preorders Apr 9, 2013, 11:56 Hyatus
Brock Samson, Ash and GLaDOS as the dealer? Take my money, please!  
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News Comments > FEZ Coming to Steam
19. Re: FEZ Coming to Steam Mar 19, 2013, 03:30 Hyatus
I didn't really know much about this game. I watched a documentary on Netflix called...Indie Gamer? Something like that. He was one of the people the film spent time on. He seemed like a pretty big douche. Aside from that, though, the game did look fun.  
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News Comments > Dead Space 4 Cancelled?
18. Re: Dead Space 4 Cancelled? Mar 5, 2013, 11:00 Hyatus
Part of the problem for PC users is that it isn't available to buy on Steam. If you want to sell a game it needs to be in as many stores as possible.  
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News Comments > etc.
1. Re: PCSX2 - Playstation 2 Emulator version 1.0 now available Feb 26, 2013, 10:06 Hyatus
Blue, you posted that back in August.  
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News Comments > Op Ed
39. Re: Op Ed Feb 19, 2013, 16:12 Hyatus
Why does everyone keep saying you can't game on a couch with a mouse and keyboard? That's what I do. Optical Wireless Mouse + Wireless Keyboard.  
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News Comments > Zowie Bowie Directing Warcraft
10. Re: Zowie Bowie Directing Warcraft Jan 31, 2013, 12:04 Hyatus
Did anyone else read that as Zombie Bowie?  
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News Comments > DC Universe Online DLC
2. Re: DC Universe Online DLC Jan 30, 2013, 12:16 Hyatus
KS wrote on Jan 30, 2013, 11:38:
Been reading Blues News since it started back in the Quake days. If it jumped the shark, it was when it started following console games like DC Universe Online.

Good thing it didn't jump the shark, then.
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News Comments > Windows Grand Theft Auto V Listed
13. Re: Windows Grand Theft Auto V Listed Jan 20, 2013, 10:42 Hyatus
SectorEffector wrote on Jan 20, 2013, 01:45:
You're out to lunch if GTA IV doesn't satisfy you any bit.

GTA IV on PC with Mod Support and full res is a SOLID game with some very apparent flakey extra fat bits that should have been omitted.

I guess I'm stuck in line and ordering a sandwich, then, unless there's a mod that actually makes the driving feel as fun as it did in the previous games. GTA should not be a freakin' driving sim.
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News Comments > LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Announced
8. Re: LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Announced Jan 8, 2013, 18:40 Hyatus
Jivaro wrote on Jan 8, 2013, 17:56:
My understanding is that when the current Spider-Man trilogy is done, so is the "splintering" of the Marvel movie licenses.

I doubt it. Fox still has the rights for at least 3 of the bigger franchises. In any case, I don't believe any outsider knows the contractual details for sure beyond that they include a [blank] movie every so often or they lose the usage of the characters.
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News Comments > Skyrim Interesting NPC Mod
4. Re: Skyrim Interesting NPC Mod Jan 8, 2013, 12:26 Hyatus
The mod isn't new, but it is pretty awesome(for the most part).  
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News Comments > GameSpy Sale Ends Sniper Elite Multiplayer
18. Re: GameSpy Sale Ends Sniper Elite Multiplayer Dec 8, 2012, 16:07 Hyatus
netnerd85 wrote on Dec 8, 2012, 15:32:
Saying something like "glad that dude died, heard he was fat and ugly - so who cares". That dude could have been a really nice old War Vet that can't play newer games because his reflexes aren't what they used to be.

...the hell?
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News Comments > Portal 2 Patch Adds Local Co-op
1. Re: Portal 2 Patch Adds Local Co-op Nov 21, 2012, 00:21 Hyatus
There was already a way to do this but it looks like they just made it easier. Let's hope they do L4D2 the same justice(again, already there, just would be easier).  
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News Comments > Ubisoft Pitching CliffyB?
7. Re: Ubisoft Pitching CliffyB? Nov 14, 2012, 12:00 Hyatus
Yakubs wrote on Nov 14, 2012, 10:37:
He should go work for Mountain Dew. I think that company may be X-TREME enough for him and his earring.

Woah. He has an earring? Ah crap. My mom just heard and now I can't play Gears of War anymore.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
19. Re: Out of the Blue Nov 13, 2012, 15:50 Hyatus
Why in the hell would we want to eliminate the one dollar bill?
I understand pennies and can sympathize with getting rid of nickels and dimes. Do you want to live in a world where you tip your stripper in 5s or higher? No thanks, says I. She can work her way up(down?) piece by piece...of clothing like she's supposed to.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
8. Re: The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals Nov 13, 2012, 12:05 Hyatus
Creston wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:10:
mch wrote on Nov 13, 2012, 11:03:
God, even the photo at the top of that story made me wince.

You think that's bad... did you see the first comment?
cousin of mine fell out of a small tree above my aunt's garden and had one of his testicles impaled by a thin metal tomato stake.



Blue, what are you thinking? I wouldn't click on that link if someone was...well...doing one of the things that are probably in that article to me.
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News Comments > Sunday Consolidation
28. Re: Sunday Consolidation Oct 29, 2012, 12:24 Hyatus
Prez wrote on Oct 28, 2012, 20:21:
[...] when there's nothing interesting that they can think to write, they just title a piece "_____________ Are Dead/Dying" and they look around their home or office and the first device they see gets written in the blank. BAM! Instant story.

This just in: "Lamps are dead. What will replace it?"

Due to the low cost of streaming sunlight into your home, people are finding it harder to justify the keeping of lamps and other bulb-related luminescent devices around. The last hurdle that sunlight has is to light those few hours of darkness after the earth rotates around it during the night. However, studies find that more and more people are turning to their monitors and flat screen TVs for late-night room light before dozing comfortably in their dark rooms for a peaceful evening slumber. Scientists believe that by next...oh...Spring(?) that bulbs will have gone the way of other once basic commodities such as on-air TV and radio.

The war on darkness continues.
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News Comments > Iron Sky: Invasion Delay
10. Re: Iron Sky: Invasion Delay Oct 29, 2012, 12:11 Hyatus
There were nods to plenty of other movies as well. I enjoyed the Dr. Strangelove bit. I thought the film was funny but I wouldn't recommend it for most people.  
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News Comments > Evening Consolidation
1. Re: Evening Consolidation Oct 27, 2012, 04:23 Hyatus
What Went Wrong With Silicon Knights’ X-Men: Destiny?

You didn't get to play as the X-Men.

That was simple.

/I didn't think it was that bad.
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News Comments > Out of the Blue
5. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 28, 2012, 11:01 Hyatus
It's probably that oldest of cat stories.

It starts with a little bit of high-grade at first. Then the physical demand for more starts to ramp up day by day. Pretty soon she's trading tuna, but the fish runs out. Then, unable to face her family for the food they've brought that has been so easily dismissed, she moves in with her tom cat. He will keep her safe.

All she has to do is a favor here and there, a little demeaning, sure, but he's her tom. But even he is starting to lose interest. After all, demand is high and there are so many other cats who want a taste of the 'nip these days. Then he suggests, with the back of his paw, that she starts doing those things they shared with some buddies of his. That's what keeps the 'nip flowing.

For a cold, rainy week this lasts until one day she just can't take it anymore. Then her claws show, but alas, she's had so much 'nip that her feeble body can't take the brutal jabs from her old tom cat. The lightning flashes as the rain pours down on her painful, beaten body. She repeats her mantra over and over again. He promised to keep her safe. He promised to keep her safe.

She is waiting to die, beaten and alone while sprawled across a dirty, garbage-filled dumpster. An old friend passes by, not sure at first that this mewing could be her old pal Josie, but she recognizes something in that sad voice. Her friend calls a few cats nearby to help pick Josie up and take her home, but Josie cannot face her old family. At least not yet.

Josie spends a week in kitty rehab. The days were long and grueling, perhaps her hardest yet, but she eats some food, a little more each day, and her spirits lighten up. The need for 'nip is still there but it lessens when she realizes that others have gone through what she has. Some even worse. At least she got out, even if her dignity lays in shambles.

She returns home, hopeful that her family hasn't forgotten or replaced her throughout those cold, autumn nights. The door opens and her family is there waiting. She strolls in slowly. She needs to pretend that nothing happened. After a day or two, home again, it feels as if nothing did. The past, a bitter memory, a movie starring someone else.

A few days later she is watching the news. Her tom cat was run over by a car she recognizes as from the 'nip man. Just rewards? No. Even he was loved by someone once. Poor soul. At least she is out of there. At least she is home.

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News Comments > Assassin's Creed III Specs
1. Re: Assassin's Creed III Specs Sep 26, 2012, 21:28 Hyatus it requires Vista minimum but DX9 minimum video card?
Why would they not market this to XP users?
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