RIP The Shredder! While we all loved Uncle Phil, I still liked him better as The Shredder!
And that chart is pretty spot on. Dark rum is my favourite of all hooch - but only as a winter drink. In summer I'm all gin and tonic. The wines they listed are scheisse however. I much prefer small, natural/biodynamic single vineyard wines than the massed produced plonk of the big names.
“That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”