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35. Re: Out of the Blue Sep 7, 2013, 05:37 xXBatmanXx
 
jdreyer wrote on Sep 7, 2013, 04:21:
xXBatmanXx wrote on Sep 6, 2013, 20:28:
You're Taking a Crap Wrong! This Is How You Poop Properly.

I call bullshit. How come when I stand up, I have to sit back down and continue?!

I think the perfect position to crap is to be in a recliner type position, opening everything up instead of cranking everything closed. In my very humble and non doctor thinking, I would imagine squatting is creating INCREASED pressure on the rectum area and causing hemorrhoids. It should be a relaxing experience, not a stressful one.

PUSHING causes 'roids. So the idea that you press your quads against your abdomen so you don't have to distend your rectum into space seems pretty sound to me.

Try it, and let me know how it goes...
 
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