You're Taking a Crap Wrong! This Is How You Poop Properly.
I call bullshit. How come when I stand up, I have to sit back down and continue?!
I think the perfect position to crap is to be in a recliner type position, opening everything up instead of cranking everything closed. In my very humble and non doctor thinking, I would imagine squatting is creating INCREASED pressure on the rectum area and causing hemorrhoids. It should be a relaxing experience, not a stressful one.