Verno wrote on May 24, 2013, 09:27: Shortestest version: iPhones are a pain in the ass to repair. God I fucking hate taking them apart.
Your "shortestest" version is not shorter than InBlack's "shortest" version. It is in fact 1600% longer. Therefore the court must reluctantly deny your request to name your short-yet-not-the-shortest reply as "shortestest." May we recommend using the monniker "somewhat short?"