Instructor: “Welcome to the Quahog Maritime School Chris. Our curriculum consists of being on boats for long periods of time with men. Just men. For many days at a time. Up on the deck with lots of men, or down in the galley with lots of men, ”
Chris: “Is this some kind of pirate school?”
Instructor: “Well... a certain kind of pirate. Yes we've been called that.”
Chris: “I don't know”
Stewie: “Is there some kind of preschool program?”
"During times of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act."