Yeah, there's plenty of skunks in the field across from my house. On clear winter nights, there's always that delicious skunk smell everywhere... I've thought of setting fire to that entire fucking field, but my luck knowing the little bastards would just move into my yard.

Fucking skunks. useless fucking critters. My wife hit one with her car a few years ago, and it took WEEKS to get that fucking stink off of it.