Woo! Victory is mine! 2.5 years in court and I finally get my charges stayed. The cop and the judge were duly impressed and suggested I go into law. The prosecutor was a bitch - I've dealt with her before. Made me wait for 2 hours until every other case had been dealt with before bringing me up to finally withdraw the charges. I was so stoked I almost gave a Dredd like shout of "I AM THE LAW!" in the courtroom. Figured that might not go over so big though so I just gave her a smirk instead.
“That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”