So, I have a secret wish. Whenever I’m in the public eye, whether it’s doing PR or giving a talk – and this is going to sound amazingly corny — I hope that there’s a little girl out there that sees me and thinks to herself, “Oh look! I can be a stripper too.”
God Bless her *holds a lit lighter up in the air* Keep the dream alive darlin' *Fishing in my wallet for singles with a little tear in my eye*
When I fart I laugh and when I laugh I fart. I can entertain myself for hours like this.